If anyone needs a vibrator...

[cloudy]

....more than Elizabeth Hasselbeck, I don't know who it is.

Please, someone take her out into the Mohave and leave her there...she makes me grit my teeth something awful. She not only needs a vibrator, she needs to be bitch-slapped something fierce....can't stand her.

 

[Elianna]

....more than Elizabeth Hasselbeck, I don't know who it is.

Please, someone take her out into the Mohave and leave her there...she makes me grit my teeth something awful. She not only needs a vibrator, she needs to be bitch-slapped something fierce....can't stand her.

God forbid anyone ever opened my toy drawer! Poor thing. She doesn't know what she's missing. But hey... we're on a porn site so, some things are just understood.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I can only imagine how many viberators she's going to receive from fans.

Does she have fans?

Okay, maybe not so many vibrators afterall.

 

[iluvyou3638]

i hate her.

 

[starrkers]

Who is she? Never heard of her or seen her before.

Gotta say, I LOVE Whoopi in that clip!

 

[cloudy]

i hate her.

You and me both....such a whiny, ignorant bitch.

Gotta say, I LOVE Whoopi in that clip!

bzzzzzz!

(she's one of the hosts of a show here: The View)

 

[john-the-author]

Boy howdy, I can't agree with you more. I'm thinking that a vibrator alone wouldn't do it; more like mandatory 2-hour sessions on a Sybian for a month just to break through that damn facade of hers. Sheesh! I mean, I could figure out that she was completely uptight, but it's something to have her admitting it.

 

[Elianna]

Who is she? Never heard of her or seen her before.

Gotta say, I LOVE Whoopi in that clip!

DITTO!

LMAO! She's SO funny.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You're going to hate me for being typically male here, but I only liked her when she was pregnant because her boobs got awll swole up and filt wif milk!

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/elisabeth-hasselbeck-boobs-2.jpg

An' they went *galoosh galoosh galoosh!*



On a serious note, I agree with y'all. Duct tape ten vibrators around her thighs and leave her in a cheese vault for four hours!

 

[tickledkitty]

Maybe it's because of that big ol' stick she's got up her butt. Maybe it seems like using a vibrator too would be just too much.

 

[cloudy]

Maybe it's because of that big ol' stick she's got up her butt. Maybe it seems like using a vibrator too would be just too much.

Not into DP, then.

 

[Liar]

i hate her.

Based on that clip, I can muster pity. Hate is a whole other level.

On that note, there is something kind of appealing about the thought of her, a set of sturdy bedposts, and one of these with extra longlife batteries.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/SexToysBImages/Sex_Toys_PD338500.jpg

 

[Guest]

Who is she? Never heard of her or seen her before.

Gotta say, I LOVE Whoopi in that clip!

Whoopi!!!!!

And yeah, did you hear what she said - "WHEN we were married?" So that means her marriage didn't make it? Perhaps not as intimate as they'd thought.

Oh - my husband just said he read a survey somewhere that said - 98% of all males who took the survey admitted to masturbating on a regular basis. The other 2% don't have arms.

 

[neonlyte]

Whoopi!!!!!

And yeah, did you hear what she said - "WHEN we were married?" So that means her marriage didn't make it? Perhaps not as intimate as they'd thought.

Oh - my husband just said he read a survey somewhere that said - 98% of all males who took the survey admitted to masturbating on a regular basis. The other 2% don't have arms.

Define 'a regular basis'

 

[Guest]

Define 'a regular basis'

Oh - as long as you don't do it at work, hubby said.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I was always rooting for her to starve on Survivor.

 

[cantdog]

Oh - as long as you don't do it at work, hubby said.

Rules! All the time with the rules!

 

[impressive]

It's her opinion. She's entitled to it. And, she did only generalize. Some people truly believe that they should be the sole source of sexual satisfaction for their partners-- even to the point of being jealous of masturbation and fantasy. I mean, if your partner has to masturbate or think about other people/situations in order to be satisfied, then you must not be "all that." Right?

For some people, monogamy means being responsible for every single one of your partner's orgasms (or, in some cases, even just arousal) for the rest of your lives.

I don't hate her. I don't pity her, either. As long as she's not harming anyone or trying to bend others to her way of thinking, I'm totally fine with her doing whatever makes her happiest.

IMO, Whoopi was the more intolerant of the two. Condescending, even.

 

[jomar]

Oh - my husband just said he read a survey somewhere that said - 98% of all males who took the survey admitted to masturbating on a regular basis. The other 2% don't have arms.

The woman is annoying.

And the way I heard the joke was that the other 2% were lying.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Some people truly believe that they should be the sole source of sexual satisfaction for their partners-- even to the point of being jealous of masturbation and fantasy. I mean, if your partner has to masturbate or think about other people/situations in order to be satisfied, then you must not be "all that." Right?

For some people, monogamy means being responsible for every single one of your partner's orgasms (or, in some cases, even just arousal) for the rest of your lives.

I think it's sad when people think that there's something wrong with a relationship just because one of the partners (usually the guy, I imagine) masturbates to porn.

Me, I wouldn't give a hoot, as long as it was regular porn - you know, grown women with big jugs in colorful lace - but I would run away screaming if a guy was into violent porn or underage porn or something like that.

I think that if a couple truly believes that it's wrong to have sexual satisfaction outside of the relationship - and let me make it clear that I'm talking about masturbation and NOT about having sex with other people - then my guess is that they think of sex as "making love" and not as "having sex", and while it's fine and dandy as long as they agree on it, I don't like it myself. I think it's wrong to have sex because you love each other. I think you should have sex for one reason only - that you're horny. If you're having sex with someone you love and who loves you back, jackpot! But it's not NECESSARY.

Love without sex is OK, sex without love is OK, sex and love combined is the best. But I feel sorry for couples who have what I feel is an overly romantic view on sex - it's supposed to be funny and make you feel like a million bucks, but it's NOT supposed to be "beautiful".
Atleast not if it's to satisfy me.

 

[MagicaPractica]

....more than Elizabeth Hasselbeck, I don't know who it is.

Please, someone take her out into the Mohave and leave her there...she makes me grit my teeth something awful. She not only needs a vibrator, she needs to be bitch-slapped something fierce....can't stand her.

Too true. Listening to her sends my blood pressure up. I think the only reason I can stand her is that Ellen is on right before that show, and perhaps the fact that there are other women there to listen to. Sometimes listening to them shout each other down is just too much for me though.