Bunny's Ask Me Anything Thread

[BiBunny]

Yes, I'm an attention whore, but I'm a really bored attention whore. I can already tell tonight is going to be a long, slow night, but I'm stuck here, anyway.

So ask me anything. I'll answer almost anything that's not "Give me your bank account numbers and SSN." I don't promise to be entertaining, but it'll give us something do, right?

 

[Netzach]

What's the funniest phone call yet ever?

 

[BiBunny]

What's the funniest phone call yet ever?

Since I don't work for this company anymore, I can tell this story now.

Dude calls and seems normal at first. (Don't they always?) Then, he launches into this story about how he worships Britney Spears. I think he means he just really likes her a lot. Nope. He goes on to describe how he's got an altar to her in his house and prays to her like she's God. My initial reaction was to say, "How's that working out for you?" I bit my tongue, though.

I did a couple of calls while I was with this company with Britney Spears Dude (BSD). They were usually about Britney killing her kids or something while he jacked it, which isn't the funny part. The funny part is when he got to the end of the call and started muttering under his breath (because, apparently, the homicide wasn't enough to do it for him) in this strange serial-killer voice, "She's God. She's really God. I worship Britney. She's really God" until he came.

I don't know how I held it together for that one. I think I laughed about that for a week.

 

[Yang4yin]

Did you ever get aroused while at that job?

 

[BiBunny]

Did you ever get aroused while at that job?

Not really. I can think of a couple of times where I thought, "That's hot," but that's honestly been it. Some of my better masturbatory fantasies have been all but destroyed from having to talk about them so much, though, LOL.

 

[Yang4yin]

What's one of your better masturbatory fantasies?

 

[BiBunny]

What's one of your better masturbatory fantasies?

Haha!

It used to be ageplay, honestly. But I've just been ageplayed right out. Now I don't really even fantasize that much. It makes me think too much of work.

 

[Yang4yin]

Have you given up on sex for a while?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... I'll answer almost anything that's not "Give me your bank account numbers and SSN." ....

Okay, so give me your bank name, online banking username and password. I don't need your SSN and account number.

 

[BiBunny]

Have you given up on sex for a while?

Oh, no, no, no, never.

But I do find that I have even less patience with the kinds of guys who want to treat me as a walking fetish-fulfiller. You want that, asshole, you have to pay for it. But men (and women) who want to have REAL sexual interactions...bring 'em on. Gimme all I can handle!

Okay, so give me your bank name, online banking username and password. I don't need your SSN and account number.

Ok, no problem. Since the bank has locked my online account because they have somehow screwed it up, it's of no use to me, anyway.

 

[Netzach]

Since I don't work for this company anymore, I can tell this story now.

Dude calls and seems normal at first. (Don't they always?) Then, he launches into this story about how he worships Britney Spears. I think he means he just really likes her a lot. Nope. He goes on to describe how he's got an altar to her in his house and prays to her like she's God. My initial reaction was to say, "How's that working out for you?" I bit my tongue, though.

I did a couple of calls while I was with this company with Britney Spears Dude (BSD). They were usually about Britney killing her kids or something while he jacked it, which isn't the funny part. The funny part is when he got to the end of the call and started muttering under his breath (because, apparently, the homicide wasn't enough to do it for him) in this strange serial-killer voice, "She's God. She's really God. I worship Britney. She's really God" until he came.

I don't know how I held it together for that one. I think I laughed about that for a week.

Dude.

Wow.

I have never gotten anything that good. I swear the services get all the quality lunatics.

Lately I've been laughing thinking about what the person who lives next door might think if she in fact overhears some of my calls. One would listen to "small penis humiliation" and think not "this person does phone sex, clearly" but "what the hell is she talking about and to who?" And THEN I laugh. And laugh.

 

[BiBunny]

Dude.

Wow.

I have never gotten anything that good. I swear the services get all the quality lunatics.

Lately I've been laughing thinking about what the person who lives next door might think if she in fact overhears some of my calls. One would listen to "small penis humiliation" and think not "this person does phone sex, clearly" but "what the hell is she talking about and to who?" And THEN I laugh. And laugh.

Yeah, he's the nuttiest one I've ever gotten, too. Usually, the lunatics are more run-of-the-mill than that.

I KNOW my neighbor hears me. I often wonder what he thinks. I've been trying to get out of this place for awhile because my landlady is a nutjob. It was fun trying to tiptoe around "What do you do?" while applying for new apartments. I must've pulled it off, though, because I got approved for a new place and am moving in a couple of weeks.

I can only hope that the new place has thicker walls.

 

[midwestyankee]

What job or profession would you like to try?

What job or profession would you not like to try?

 

[BiBunny]

What job or profession would you like to try?

Law, a writer, and owner of a horse facility. Hopefully, I can do all three one day.

What job or profession would you not like to try?

Salesman. I don't have the charisma for it.

On that note, I'm running out to grab a bite to eat. Will be back soon to take more questions, though.

 

[BiBunny]

I'm back from dinner now. No more questions?

 

[Netzach]

I dunno. I'm bored too though, I sent M to his new boyfriend's.

Which is FINE, the solitude fucking rocks.

 

[serijules]

I'm back from dinner now. No more questions?

I can't think of a question! Ask me one so I can steal it.

 

[BiBunny]

I dunno. I'm bored too though, I sent M to his new boyfriend's.

Which is FINE, the solitude fucking rocks.

Oh, well, barring questions, conversation is fine. I'm just bored. Kitty is packing for our move, so I'm all alone. I should be packing, too, but she knows when her apartment will be ready, and I don't have a definite date yet, so that's my excuse for not getting started yet.

M has a new boyfriend? Awesome. How'd that come to pass?

 

[BiBunny]

I can't think of a question! Ask me one so I can steal it.

Hmmm...how many horses do you have now? That's all I can come up with off the top of my head, LOL. Sorry.

 

[serijules]

Hmmm...how many horses do you have now? That's all I can come up with off the top of my head, LOL. Sorry.

Boooo! Boring!

Um, actually none at the moment, the ex got them all in the divorce, but he has about 13 currently. One of his paints just had a colt the other day, a very nice overo. He's a cutie.

 

[BiBunny]

Boooo! Boring!

Um, actually none at the moment, the ex got them all in the divorce, but he has about 13 currently. One of his paints just had a colt the other day, a very nice overo. He's a cutie.

Sorry.

You want some horsies? I have five. I'll be glad to send some your way! Well, I say I do. They're at my parents, and I never get to see them anymore.

I'm trying to think of something better, but I can already tell this is going to be one of those nights, LOL.

 

[EmpressFi]

How do you calculate the potential FDI return?


What???

You did say ANYTHING...

 

[BiBunny]

How do you calculate the potential FDI return?


What???

You did say ANYTHING...

*Blink* That sounds more like something you should ask the Kitty.

 

[serijules]

Sorry.

You want some horsies? I have five. I'll be glad to send some your way! Well, I say I do. They're at my parents, and I never get to see them anymore.

I'm trying to think of something better, but I can already tell this is going to be one of those nights, LOL.

That's why I let T have the horses Apartment is not really the best place to keep them, ya know? Having a horse I never see would suck, so I let T have him. I miss him though.

 

[graceanne]

Oh, Miss Bunny? What will I be when I grow up?