I'm looking to fuck a Democrat

[naughtycakes]

Oh my god. How can I do this? How can I make this happen? OMG.

Ok, really, I'd like to fuck a Historical Materialist, a Social-Democrat or even a Libertarian. I'll have to pass on any Anarchists or Nihilists, and of course, Republicans need not apply.

 

[posterOfAgirl]

oo i think i qualify

 

[cheesysusie]

Me too!!

 

[naughtycakes]

oo i think i qualify

Have you ever voted Republican?

please say NO!

 

[huskie]

Oh my god. How can I do this? How can I make this happen? OMG.

Ok, really, I'd like to fuck a Historical Materialist, a Social-Democrat or even a Libertarian. I'll have to pass on any Anarchists or Nihilists, and of course, Republicans need not apply.

Democrats are an easy lay

 

[posterOfAgirl]

Have you ever voted Republican?

please say NO!

fuck no


that's just gross
like, "do you like to kill kittens?"

 

[naughtycakes]

Me too!!

But I thought you were already fucking a Republican! For shame! My pussy demands attention, but I would NEVER stoop that low!

You need to have some severe correction to make amends for what that dirty little thing has made you do!

 

[firespin]

Democrats are an easy lay

But be prepared for "oh, I forgot my wallet...could you get this one?"

 

[cheesysusie]

But I thought you were already fucking a Republican! For shame! My pussy demands attention, but I would NEVER stoop that low!

You need to have some severe correction to make amends for what that dirty little thing has made you do!

I swear I didn't know before I fucked him that he was a Republican.

But I'll take my punishment. I need it. Please.

 

[naughtycakes]

Democrats are an easy lay

And this is a good thing, right?

fuck no


that's just gross
like, "do you like to kill kittens?"

Exactly! Ok, good, you most def. qualify. Are you voting for Obama? That'll get you bonus sex.

 

[posterOfAgirl]

Exactly! Ok, good, you most def. qualify. Are you voting for Obama? That'll get you bonus sex.

have i not told you i'll be his running mate?
mmm sex

 

[huskie]

And this is a good thing, right?

very good ... yes.

 

[Plasmaball]

i'm socially more left.......does that work?

 

[naughtycakes]

But be prepared for "oh, I forgot my wallet...could you get this one?"

Your posts are always so insightful and make perfect sense.

I swear I didn't know before I fucked him that he was a Republican.

But I'll take my punishment. I need it. Please.

That's no excuse! Your pussy has been sullied with trickle-down dickonomics, it needs some serious cleansing.

 

[curious2c]

For a fuck from you I'll be anything your little heart desires Naughtycakes. Really.

 

[cheesysusie]

Your posts are always so insightful and make perfect sense.



That's no excuse! Your pussy has been sullied with trickle-down dickonomics, it needs some serious cleansing.

Please, feel free to spank the filth out of me.

 

[Odd_ball]

What about Independents?

Go Ralph Nader!!!

 

[naughtycakes]

have i not told you i'll be his running mate?
mmm sex

His running mate? Wow! That means I'll be having sex and serving my country at the same time

very good ... yes.

You're a Republican, aren't you?
*suspicious glare*

i'm socially more left.......does that work?

Have you ever voted Republican? I don't want to have to douche with drayno after we fuck.

 

[rootsfan]

Are you voting for Obama? That'll get you bonus sex.

I'd like to throw my, er, hat in the ring.

 

[naughtycakes]

For a fuck from you I'll be anything your little heart desires Naughtycakes. Really.

I like your attitude. You obviously have your priorities straight

What about Independents?

Go Ralph Nader!!!

Independents I'll consider, but not SPOILERS!

 

[Plasmaball]

Have you ever voted Republican? I don't want to have to douche with drayno after we fuck.

nope.....i would hate to see you do that

 

[naughtycakes]

Please, feel free to spank the filth out of me.

Yes, you need some serious spanking after what you've done, girly.

Take off everything you're wearing from the waist down and go stand up against the wall, with your hands raised over your head until I'm ready to deal with you. I have to go get a nice leather paddle to rectify your disgraceful behaviour, you Republican fucker!

 

[firespin]

Your posts are always so insightful and make perfect sense.

Don't hurt yourself thinking about it.

Republican orientation is positively correlated with income level.

http://people-press.org/commentary/?analysisid=95

if you want to find a Democrat, go for broke, so to speak

 

[naughtycakes]

I'd like to throw my, er, hat in the ring.

Yes, you're a good contender. Let's see, you're voting for Obama, you like The Roots, you seem to know a bit about politics and economics. Do you spank?

 

[The Greek]

Oh my god. How can I do this? How can I make this happen? OMG.

Ok, really, I'd like to fuck a Historical Materialist, a Social-Democrat or even a Libertarian. I'll have to pass on any Anarchists or Nihilists, and of course, Republicans need not apply.

Thank you for your charitible spirit in helping the mentally challenged