Jerk Off Day

[Primalex]

I only have the topic ready right now.

 

[callinectes]

I only have the topic ready right now.

LOL

well, that doesn't happen for me until tonight when he gets back home.

 

[Mrs. Sanj]

I thought every day was Jerk off day.

 

[myinnerslut]

is this a general masurbation day or specifically reserved for jerking off?

 

[BiBunny]

In my line of work, every day is jerk-off day, both doing it and acting like one.

 

[midwestyankee]

Geez, talk about PC. We even have a day for jerk-offs now? What's next - dickhead day?

 

[Guest]

Geez, talk about PC. We even have a day for jerk-offs now? What's next - dickhead day?

Now, don't bring politics into this.

 

[midwestyankee]

Now, don't bring politics into this.

Please don't tell me that was you circulating petitions for Dickhead Day at the mall.

 

[Guest]

Please don't tell me that was you circulating petitions for Dickhead Day at the mall.

No, mine were for the nude Fourth of July party and interesting uses for sparklers.

Strangely enough, it didn't really catch on.

 

[midwestyankee]

No, mine were for the nude Fourth of July party and interesting uses for sparklers.

Strangely enough, it didn't really catch on.

You weren't at my mall. I'd have made up a thousand signatures on the spot.

 

[Guest]

You weren't at my mall. I'd have made up a thousand signatures on the spot.

This picture on the brochure may have been the problem.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Happy4thOfJulySparklers.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

This picture on the brochures may have been the problem.

Indeed. Change the gender and I think you might have better luck next time.

 

[Guest]

Indeed. Change the gender and I think you might have better luck next time.

As a matter of fact I did have a picture of girls.

Photobucket deleted it.

They didn't delete the menfolk, just the girls.

I do believe they are discriminating!

(Let me look and see if I can find it again.)

 

[Guest]

Found it.

Let's see how long PB let's it stay up.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/1068f787.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

Found it.

Let's see how long PB let's it stay up.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/1068f787.jpg

This ought to help you plug your holiday.

 

[Guest]

This ought to help you plug your holiday.

Ba-dum Crash!

(Um - rim shot.)

 

[midwestyankee]

Ba-dum Crash!

(Um - rim shot.)

Uh huh, all the way around the rim and in. Nothing but net.

 

[Guest]

Uh huh, all the way around the rim and in. Nothing but net.

Swish!!!!

(You forget where I live. 'Cause I'm a Jay-Jay-Jay-Jay-Jayhawk!)

 

[midwestyankee]

Swish!!!!

(You forget where I live. 'Cause I'm a Jay-Jay-Jay-Jay-Jayhawk!)

Oughtn't you be going "Spartans, Spartans, Spartans!" or "Go Big Blue!!!" or something like that?

 

[Guest]

Oughtn't you be going "Spartans, Spartans, Spartans!" or "Go Big Blue!!!" or something like that?

Spartans?

University of Kansas, m'dear.

Jayhawks

National Basketball Champions

Crimson and Blue

(Grad school)

 

[midwestyankee]

Swish!!!!

(You forget where I live. 'Cause I'm a Jay-Jay-Jay-Jay-Jayhawk!)

Not at all. You don't live in Jayhawk country.

Spartans?

University of Kansas, m'dear.

Jayhawks

National Basketball Champions

Crimson and Blue

(Grad school)

Kansas used to be really good in track. They play basketball there too?

 

[Guest]

Not at all. You don't live in Jayhawk country.

Kansas used to be really good in track. They play basketball there too?

You're despicable!
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/c9910ce2.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

You're despicable!

Why thank you. That's one of the most welcome things I've been told all day.

 

[TerragonSix]

I thought every day was Jerk off day.

Good point. It would seem that a no-jerk off day would be more suitable. But then, that wouldn't be a happy holiday for anyone, except for maybe your hand getting a break from friction burns.

 

[LilyBart]

I totally don't get the purpose of this thread.

Although the hijacks were kind of entertaining.



~LB