The Good Wife's Guide

Mrs. Sanj

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For you babe.

I just ran into this again after two years. Thought I'd share it for those that haven't seen it.

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The Good Wife's Guide
Housekeeping Monthly - May 13, 1955


1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
3. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
4. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
5. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
6. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
7. Be happy to see him.
8. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
9. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
10. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
11. Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
12. Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
13. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
14. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
15. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
16. A good wife always knows her place.
 
I've never seen this before. I thought it was a joke till MIS said she saw it in school. Who ever wrote this MUST have been a fantasy writer. Or from a planet far, far away. I'll be giggling all day!
 
My grandmother gave something like this to me when I turned 18.


Heh.

Your grandmother may be more savvy than you think.

Just after we were married, my wife and I paid a visit to my 95 year old great aunt. She sat up straight and said to my wife: "Now, you make sure that everything goes well in the bedroom. If things go well in the bedroom you can handle any other problem that comes up in a marriage." Go Aunt C! :D
 
Your grandmother may be more savvy than you think.

Just after we were married, my wife and I paid a visit to my 95 year old great aunt. She sat up straight and said to my wife: "Now, you make sure that everything goes well in the bedroom. If things go well in the bedroom you can handle any other problem that comes up in a marriage." Go Aunt C! :D

My grandmother is a bible-thumping zealot.

She prays over what kind of sandwich to have.


I love her, but she's nuts.

And I think she was trying to tame me, or something, when she gave that to me...

Now, however, I have a better appreciation for it.
 
I've never seen this before. I thought it was a joke till MIS said she saw it in school. Who ever wrote this MUST have been a fantasy writer. Or from a planet far, far away. I'll be giggling all day!

What is funny about this list? :confused:
 
Well, believe it or not, I saw something along those lines in the Air Force in the Base Exchange, it was called the Air Force Wifes Handbook. At first I couldn't believe it, but just for kicks, I browsed through it. It had stuff along the lines of social etiquette, what to cook for visiting officers, even how to be a 'good' wife. :rolleyes:

The sad part of it was, it was not satirical.
 
Well, I only remember an army field manual mentioning that you shouldn't visit whores in an enemy country, because they might be spies.
 
reading through it again, i find myself nodding at most of it. yep, thatwould fit in my life. that would too. oh, so would that.

this list would do better as a good pyl's guide (give or take a few for each person)
 
I've seen it before too... it always has a nice balance of things that make me nod my head and things that make me laugh at their total and utter absurdity.
 
This is actually what I was raised to believe. This is how I was bred to be, what is concidered proper behavior for a good little house wife. I would still hold true to it, if I were still married. I used to have dinner timed to the minute. I would be pouring his favorite drink as he was walking in the door. Took me 2 months to get the timing perfect but I was proud of the fact that I did, and I still am, even if he didn't apreciate it. :rolleyes:
 
reading through it again, i find myself nodding at most of it. yep, thatwould fit in my life. that would too. oh, so would that.

this list would do better as a good pyl's guide (give or take a few for each person)

I was thinking that too, that's why I posted it here instead of the general board.
 
This is actually what I was raised to believe. This is how I was bred to be, what is concidered proper behavior for a good little house wife. I would still hold true to it, if I were still married. I used to have dinner timed to the minute. I would be pouring his favorite drink as he was walking in the door. Took me 2 months to get the timing perfect but I was proud of the fact that I did, and I still am, even if he didn't apreciate it. :rolleyes:

He never walks in the door at the same time, he's always on his own time frame so that would be hard for me to do. Hell I can't even time lunch time or breakfast right. Guess I need to work on that.
 
Back then they had seperate twin beds.... no sex unless they were planning a family.

Well that and
16. A good wife always knows her place.
 
Whatever happened to sex?

i have quite a few pornographic naughty pics from the '50s...believe me, they were having plenty of sex, and other than the weird underwear, it looked pretty much like what all of us pervs do now.
 
i have quite a few pornographic naughty pics from the '50s...believe me, they were having plenty of sex, and other than the weird underwear, it looked pretty much like what all of us pervs do now.

Just with more hair.
 
ROTFLMAO. I've seen this before, but I'd forgotten about it. You have got to be kidding me. :D

It makes me think of a time when my ex looked at me and said, "You would never be happy as a housewife, would you?"
 
i have quite a few pornographic naughty pics from the '50s...believe me, they were having plenty of sex, and other than the weird underwear, it looked pretty much like what all of us pervs do now.

Theirs been porn since people started creating images. :D

I meant this guide specifically, I can't imagine a good wife without sex.

17. A good wife never ever claims to have a headache.
 
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