Oh you can do better than that
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ownedsubgal
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yeah all the bush was definitely distracting...if only someone would have come up with the brazilian about 100 years sooner.
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EmpressFi
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you should see the late 1890's to early 1900's porn... talk about bush..
I needed a laugh, damn baby hormones making me cranky!!!, and this provided it!!! Thanks Mrs. Sanj.
Some of it I actually agree with, if you're a housewife, but most of it just makes me chuckle because there are really not as many housewives as there used to be so it just doesn't really apply to most people anymore.
Some of it I actually agree with, if you're a housewife, but most of it just makes me chuckle because there are really not as many housewives as there used to be so it just doesn't really apply to most people anymore.
Lap dance? Really? You get an invite like that and all you can come up with is a lap dance?Careful now, don’t indulge me.
18. A good 50’s house wife masters the lap dance.
19. A good wife must suck her husband's cock as often as he feels necessary. She must tidy up the surrounding area to make sure that he is not distracted by the mess. Afterwards she must offer him a cold beverage and a hot meal.
Geez...how hard was that?
You talk like you've seen porn from them. If you have I must see it.
Hiya Pink!
Okay this really made me laugh! That's how I felt when I first read it.
I agree with a couple of things. Some of it I get that look like there's no way in hell. In truth if he asked me too I would do my best though.
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A few years ago, I was in England watching a show on TV about pornography in the 1800's. It showed everything from the first pictures around the time of the Civil War through the early 1920's. As a history buff I thought it was neat... and as someone who cant help but look at "nekkid pictures" I was fascinated and a bit surprised at the forest between her thighs
Hehehe...well like I said I agree with some of it for a housewife. Things like having the laundry and tidying up done before he gets home and not immediately inundating him with complaints.
My stepmother was a housewife for a VERY long time and she didn't bother with some little things like that and it was a huge bone of contention between her and my father.
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the really good wife.
That's good. I fixed the number for you. A couple have already been added.
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You didn’t like that one, I thought it was funny, the imagery and all.
Maybe this will do it for you.
21. Always cater to your husbands sexual desires. When he wants your body he is allowing you a chance to fulfill that that instinctive role every women lives for, motherhood. Show him your appreciation by performing oral sex, wearing provocative underwear, and allowing him to cum in your ass.
, had to add that last part.
Maybe this will do it for you.
21. Always cater to your husbands sexual desires. When he wants your body he is allowing you a chance to fulfill that that instinctive role every women lives for, motherhood. Show him your appreciation by performing oral sex, wearing provocative underwear, and allowing him to cum in your ass.
, had to add that last part.
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You didn’t like that one, I thought it was funny, the imagery and all.
Maybe this will do it for you.
21. Always cater to your husbands sexual desires. When he wants your body he is allowing you a chance to fulfill that that instinctive role every women lives for, motherhood. Show him your appreciation by performing oral sex, wearing provocative underwear, and allowing him to cum in your ass.
Well, if you allow your perverted imagination to run wild, take a look at that picture carefully. She is bent over provocatively over the oven, with the look in her eyes that says, "Take me you fucking stud, later on when the kids aren't around."
He on the other hand, has an questioning look, like, "Oh, you've been a naughty, naughty girl. You are not going to like what I have in store for you tonight."
Like I said, IF you allowed you pervy imagination to run wild.
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Heh. Good read. Mister Man loves the 1950s household model. If we get married, we will have a modernized version of these rules. This bitch works, lol.
1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
I get home after him, but I always plan my meals ahead of time. I like cooking when I get home. We'll usually chat while I make dinner. We drink some wine, sometimes I have something for us to munch on. Same thing when I'm with kidlet, but he drinks milk.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Hee - this is cute. I don't wear a lot of make up though.
3. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
I think Mister Man would enjoy me being a lot gay! (And the reverse is also true!)
4. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
Actually - he could care less, but I hate looking at clutter. And I'm all about simplifying my life - clean as you go.
5. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Sounds good to me.
6. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
I would actually like this more than he would!
7. Be happy to see him.
Yeah, but I do work all day and *I* sometimes need a few minutes to myself to unwind.
8. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
This is a good idea for both partners.
9. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
I talk all day. I'm actually fine to let him talk first. For housewife/sahms though - oh man, it's tough not having adults to talk to all day. If more men could ask their wives how their day was, it would go a long way to improving relations. Of course, women could also give more blow jobs. A housewife's job can be really fucking boring though. It all sounds very doable, and like a pyl dream, but if you haven't lived it, it's hard to say that you would really enjoy it. I enjoyed some aspects of being a sahm, but not others.
10. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
My rule for two working parents? Family time, couple time, alone time - all are important.
11. Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
I so agree for the whole family!
12. Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
I hate that too. Let me chill for a second!
13. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
What is he - an invalid? I do love serving my man a drink though.
14. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Ha - my husband hated when I took his shoes. I just wanted them to go in the closet and not by the couch.
We're a Jewish family. We don't speak in low and soothing tones.
15. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
I think this is a good rule that goes both ways. No one likes to feel interrogated. It's better to talk about things in a neutral space.
16. A good wife always knows her place.
And so does a good PYL. Mine knows not to mess with me in the kitchen!
1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
I get home after him, but I always plan my meals ahead of time. I like cooking when I get home. We'll usually chat while I make dinner. We drink some wine, sometimes I have something for us to munch on. Same thing when I'm with kidlet, but he drinks milk.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Hee - this is cute. I don't wear a lot of make up though.
3. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
I think Mister Man would enjoy me being a lot gay! (And the reverse is also true!)
4. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
Actually - he could care less, but I hate looking at clutter. And I'm all about simplifying my life - clean as you go.
5. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Sounds good to me.
6. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
I would actually like this more than he would!
7. Be happy to see him.
Yeah, but I do work all day and *I* sometimes need a few minutes to myself to unwind.
8. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
This is a good idea for both partners.
9. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
I talk all day. I'm actually fine to let him talk first. For housewife/sahms though - oh man, it's tough not having adults to talk to all day. If more men could ask their wives how their day was, it would go a long way to improving relations. Of course, women could also give more blow jobs.
A housewife's job can be really fucking boring though. It all sounds very doable, and like a pyl dream, but if you haven't lived it, it's hard to say that you would really enjoy it. I enjoyed some aspects of being a sahm, but not others.10. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
My rule for two working parents? Family time, couple time, alone time - all are important.
11. Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
I so agree for the whole family!
12. Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
I hate that too. Let me chill for a second!
13. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
What is he - an invalid? I do love serving my man a drink though.
14. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Ha - my husband hated when I took his shoes. I just wanted them to go in the closet and not by the couch.
We're a Jewish family. We don't speak in low and soothing tones.
15. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
I think this is a good rule that goes both ways. No one likes to feel interrogated. It's better to talk about things in a neutral space.
16. A good wife always knows her place.
And so does a good PYL. Mine knows not to mess with me in the kitchen!
21. Always cater to your husbands sexual desires. When he wants your body he is allowing you a chance to fulfill that that instinctive role every women lives for, motherhood. Show him your appreciation by performing oral sex, wearing provocative underwear, and allowing him to cum in your ass.
Well it certainly has it's 50's ring to it. The "ever woman lives for" got a "oh I don't think so" outta me.
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Damn, what’s a guy got to do to put a smile on your lips.
Ok, opposite approach, totally serious this time. IF I can do it…
22. Sometimes he will return home frustrated and full of rage, no matter how sweet and soothing you are, every once in a while anger simply has to come out. When you sense this in him quickly make necessary preparations. It is also advised that you keep lube at hand, for your own comfort.
Well, almost totally serious.
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Damn, what’s a guy got to do to put a smile on your lips.
Ok, opposite approach, totally serious this time. IF I can do it…
22. Sometimes he will return home frustrated and full of rage, no matter how sweet and soothing you are, every once in a while anger simply has to come out. When you sense this in him quickly make necessary preparations. It is also advised that you keep lube at hand, for your own comfort.
Well, almost totally serious.
Well, I've never heard that called anger.
23. When your husband does come home, if you get an answer "Honey, I don't want to talk about it right now, OK.", to your question "How was your day babe?", be calm, let your man wind down for a second and ask him later.
He would probably do the same for you.
ownedsubgal
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Damn, what’s a guy got to do to put a smile on your lips.
Ok, opposite approach, totally serious this time. IF I can do it…
22. Sometimes he will return home frustrated and full of rage, no matter how sweet and soothing you are, every once in a while anger simply has to come out. When you sense this in him quickly make necessary preparations. It is also advised that you keep lube at hand, for your own comfort.
Well, almost totally serious.
lube?! never would have figured you for the gentle, sensitive type.
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Who the hell is a housewife anyway? I don't think I've met one under the age of 60. SAHMs maybe, but not housewife as in no income stream at all and your job is look nice keep the house nice and keep the kids from being feral that's IT. Slaves do not count, there's too much strenuous weird sex likely to be taking place for the fifties manual.
