Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

To start, I really did find it largely very funny, in an awful way. I was just lapping up the cold compress for the forehead sort of attention. I'm a slut for that stuff.

And speaking as a Juif, you strike me as the very antithesis of a guy with uh race, etc., issues.

Nope, as I said, I am not racist. I fuck white girls too. Honestly, if anything, I'm xenophilic. My own phenotype (Oriental, mixed descent) does nothing for me sexually, and every one of my previous partners has been from a different ethnic background.

And, as an aside, viv made pizza from your recipe tonight. It rocked, and the kids frikken love dit. They gobbled it up and hollered for more, so she tossed another pie together with the remains of the first batch. Also made a quicky calzone for me. Good stuff.

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I, like Angie, kind of wandered through some of those threads. I am always amazed at how the Internet brings out the crazy in some people. It's kind of weirdly entertaining for a minute or two and then rapidly devolves into I think, honey, it would be better if we crossed the street and avoided this person.

Anyway, Mr. H., you are to me one of the more centered and reasonable people I've come across in this little eddy in the currents of cyberspace. Your special interests are not all mine (which is more my loss than yours), but you are always a gentleman and a scholar.

Hey. And you're charming, too.




That Talking Cock™ thing, though, is weird. Mine Own is recalcitrantly inarticulate and only seems to want to spit.

Why, thank you. I do try to sound reasonable.

The talking cock bit was an inspired moment of wackiness from a friend. He'd seen a movie years and years ago that had a guy with a talking cock, and my friend commented how his talked with a totally different voice and different perspective. We realised that given my proclivities, my cock spoke in Klingon, or at least with a strong Klingon accent. The jokes went on from there. Deserving Bitch was responsible for that thread, after I made a joke about said talking cock.

I've been remiss too. There are unaswered posts on it. HC has been slacking off in his duties.

 

[Angeline]

To start, I really did find it largely very funny, in an awful way. I was just lapping up the cold compress for the forehead sort of attention. I'm a slut for that stuff.



Nope, as I said, I am not racist. I fuck white girls too. Honestly, if anything, I'm xenophilic. My own phenotype (Oriental, mixed descent) does nothing for me sexually, and every one of my previous partners has been from a different ethnic background.

And, as an aside, viv made pizza from your recipe tonight. It rocked, and the kids frikken love dit. They gobbled it up and hollered for more, so she tossed another pie together with the remains of the first batch. Also made a quicky calzone for me. Good stuff.

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Why, thank you. I do try to sound reasonable.

The talking cock bit was an inspired moment of wackiness from a friend. He'd seen a movie years and years ago that had a guy with a talking cock, and my friend commented how his talked with a totally different voice and different perspective. We realised that given my proclivities, my cock spoke in Klingon, or at least with a strong Klingon accent. The jokes went on from there. Deserving Bitch was responsible for that thread, after I made a joke about said talking cock.

I've been remiss too. There are unaswered posts on it. HC has been slacking off in his duties.

Glad the pizza came out so well. That recipe just rocks, I know!

 

[Homburg]

Glad the pizza came out so well. That recipe just rocks, I know!

So does the person said recipe came from. Thank you, darlin

 

[Tzara]

I like your av. That would have been me this morning if it weren't freakin 9 gazillion degrees in my kitchen.

Well, thanks. I would say the same about yours, but my now so puckering lips cawnt pronowce ewerything wll. Bezides, I just want to meet thoze rid rid lips like swt nectr brthing.

God! *swinges way overtight mouth, sighs, does limbering exercises*

Man. Thank God I can talk again.

Personally, I thought the only "abusive" part of that whole sorry business was what I experienced attempting to read that godawful tortured writing that woman was inflicting on us all.

The sad thing about the Internet is reading people with unwarranted large egos rant along about how the Rest of Us are being mean to them instead of Recognizing Their Genius.

And, unfortunately, I do recognize it, all too often. As some thing called crackpot.

 

[champagne1982]

<snip>Why, thank you. I do try to sound reasonable.

The talking cock bit was an inspired moment of wackiness from a friend. He'd seen a movie years and years ago that had a guy with a talking cock, and my friend commented how his talked with a totally different voice and different perspective. We realised that given my proclivities, my cock spoke in Klingon, or at least with a strong Klingon accent. The jokes went on from there. Deserving Bitch was responsible for that thread, after I made a joke about said talking cock.

I've been remiss too. There are unaswered posts on it. HC has been slacking off in his duties.

But HC has proven himself to be a pretty durned good poet, what with the shaped thing in the confessional...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*pokes head in door*

Tzara, you would be vastly amused by the talking cock thread. I hope you wander over there for a moment at some point. It's one of the reasons I invited the Hat-boy over to the Bistro.

And he did turn out to be quite the poet, as it turned out.

and
Ange.

Ange.

YUM. what Tzara said, only less articulate. YUM. YUM! Thank you!

And lastly, I've been following the PrincessGoddess drama for several days. Hilarious. I had to begin to wonder if the entirety of Lit was capable of becoming a single unified force, for one brief shining moment, in collective agreement and mockery of her/him/them.

The name itself kills me. I mean. Pick one. There's no point in being both.

I liked it best when the BDSM folk started doing karaoke in her thread.

I'm outie again. the mom visit is going as well as could be expected, for an interaction with a woman who used to tell me I was possessed by demons.

*still not completely sure I'm not, days like this*

hearts to all.

*dashes away again*

 

[Homburg]

But HC has proven himself to be a pretty durned good poet, what with the shaped thing in the confessional...

Oh no, please don't say that. He doesn't need any more ego boosts =P

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*pokes head in door*

Tzara, you would be vastly amused by the talking cock thread. I hope you wander over there for a moment at some point. It's one of the reasons I invited the Hat-boy over to the Bistro.

And he did turn out to be quite the poet, as it turned out.

Y'all are embarrassing me here

and
Ange.

Ange.

YUM. what Tzara said, only less articulate. YUM. YUM! Thank you!

Yeah, gotta agree. Rawr.

I liked it best when the BDSM folk started doing karaoke in her thread.

That was some good stuff.

 

[champagne1982]

Good morning, darlings. I'm off to an appointment with the anesthesiologist who's 3 hours drive down the road. At least I get to drive Mini C . Hopefully, he won't find my history of dealing poorly with anaesthetics daunting and will schedule my op as soon as possible. <le sigh> I hate being in such discomfort that the prospect of surgery and pain from that is more welcome than dreaded.

Love yas and I'll let you all know what's up when I can.

 

[The_Fool]

Good morning, darlings. I'm off to an appointment with the anesthesiologist who's 3 hours drive down the road. At least I get to drive Mini C . Hopefully, he won't find my history of dealing poorly with anaesthetics daunting and will schedule my op as soon as possible. <le sigh> I hate being in such discomfort that the prospect of surgery and pain from that is more welcome than dreaded.

Love yas and I'll let you all know what's up when I can.

Please do. Enjoy the drive and browbeat the doc.

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[UnderYourSpell]

Good morning, darlings. I'm off to an appointment with the anesthesiologist who's 3 hours drive down the road. At least I get to drive Mini C . Hopefully, he won't find my history of dealing poorly with anaesthetics daunting and will schedule my op as soon as possible. <le sigh> I hate being in such discomfort that the prospect of surgery and pain from that is more welcome than dreaded.

Love yas and I'll let you all know what's up when I can.

Loves ya too and am rooting for you

I have spent an intriguing morning trying to find a way to get to a place which as the crow flies is only about 3 hours away but having to go by public transport is proving to be the proverbial pain in the you know what

 

[sassynyc]

Good morning, darlings. I'm off to an appointment with the anesthesiologist who's 3 hours drive down the road. At least I get to drive Mini C . Hopefully, he won't find my history of dealing poorly with anaesthetics daunting and will schedule my op as soon as possible. <le sigh> I hate being in such discomfort that the prospect of surgery and pain from that is more welcome than dreaded.

Love yas and I'll let you all know what's up when I can.

You have my prayers and well wishes in tow.

 

[Angeline]

Good morning, darlings. I'm off to an appointment with the anesthesiologist who's 3 hours drive down the road. At least I get to drive Mini C . Hopefully, he won't find my history of dealing poorly with anaesthetics daunting and will schedule my op as soon as possible. <le sigh> I hate being in such discomfort that the prospect of surgery and pain from that is more welcome than dreaded.

Love yas and I'll let you all know what's up when I can.

Best of luck to you, sweetness. You'll be in my prayers tonight.

 

[Anschul]

So my favorite fun fact about these nickels is that you can see the buffalos dick. And yes this was pointed out to me by a very loud cook, "LOOK YOU CAN SEE THE BUFFLOS DICK!" while I was waiting on customers in the middle of a rush, so needless to say the entire restrant turns to look at me, and the cook makes a very quick exit back into the kitchen, I look carefuly, and low and behold it is anatomicly correct, so I hold up the nickel "YES, you can" smile and contuine on my way trying with all my might not to fall on the floor laughing.

And exactly why do you think I selected exactly THAT picture? After all, the nickel is for BJ, right?

BTW. all, little M is home and feeling fine. IV antibiotics for two weeks, oral antibiotics for three more, then she's expected to be fully recovered.
Again, thank you all for your good thoughts. This place rocks!!!!!

 

[Tzara]

Good morning, darlings. I'm off to an appointment with the anesthesiologist who's 3 hours drive down the road. At least I get to drive Mini C . Hopefully, he won't find my history of dealing poorly with anaesthetics daunting and will schedule my op as soon as possible. <le sigh> I hate being in such discomfort that the prospect of surgery and pain from that is more welcome than dreaded.

Love yas and I'll let you all know what's up when I can.

Be well, Champie. Wear your seatbelt.

BTW. all, little M is home and feeling fine. IV antibiotics for two weeks, oral antibiotics for three more, then she's expected to be fully recovered.

Great news about your little chefette, Mr. A.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

And exactly why do you think I selected exactly THAT picture? After all, the nickel is for BJ, right?

BTW. all, little M is home and feeling fine. IV antibiotics for two weeks, oral antibiotics for three more, then she's expected to be fully recovered.
Again, thank you all for your good thoughts. This place rocks!!!!!

Great news and such a relief for you

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*sneaks in for a stolen moment*

Energy for Champagne, happiness for Cheffie, and what a very amusing day it's being for me.

greetings and blessings


bj

 

[sassynyc]

And exactly why do you think I selected exactly THAT picture? After all, the nickel is for BJ, right?

BTW. all, little M is home and feeling fine. IV antibiotics for two weeks, oral antibiotics for three more, then she's expected to be fully recovered.
Again, thank you all for your good thoughts. This place rocks!!!!!

happy happy, joy joy!

 

[Homburg]

Good mojo sent Champie's way

Happy thoughts for Chef.

 

[Tzara]

That's odd. The bar seems deserted tonight.

Well, I'll just hop over the bar and help myself to the smoked almonds and crack a bottle of the Russian River chardonnay that BJ has stashed for me. Now where did she put... Oh, yes. Sonoma-Cutrer. I like it when the Gods smile on me. A little twist of corkscrew, pull and pop, and yes! It is so party time.

Oh. And. Now I tremble a bit. I think I have complete command of the stereo.

OK, people. Birgit Nilsson is in the house! Cranked to nuisance level! Woo!




Don't mind my crying. Think Boston Irish and Danny Boy. It's a same kind of thing.

 

[champagne1982]

Well, all of your excellent mojo was felt at the terminal end of the wires attached to my anaesthesiologist's brain and he assured me that the morphine that caused my eyeballs to itch the last time he managed my case will be left out of the cocktail this time annnnd..

YES! My surgery is scheduled for next Thursday.. a week! And all those who poo poo our semi-socialized medicine setup as keeping people on long waiting lists can go fluff their own dusty penes...

Much thanks to all of you for your wonderful supporting thoughts and wishes.

Cheffapalooza! Most excellent news about your little M. I'm hoping that the move and the transition between health facilities proves uneventful and happens as smoothly as a Tim Horton's Iced Cap.

 

[Homburg]

Well, all of your excellent mojo was felt at the terminal end of the wires attached to my anaesthesiologist's brain and he assured me that the morphine that caused my eyeballs to itch the last time he managed my case will be left out of the cocktail this time annnnd..

YES! My surgery is scheduled for next Thursday.. a week! And all those who poo poo our semi-socialized medicine setup as keeping people on long waiting lists can go fluff their own dusty penes...

Yay! Excellent news!

 

[champagne1982]

Yay! Excellent news!

It is indeedy. It's just a small thing as far as some of the ops I've had, a scope and I'll be on my way home that night, minus a floaty meniscus chunk and a couple of rusty screws and flying (I hope) on drugs in a little miniS . I'm very happy!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Dancing with joy this side of the pond ooohhhh let me hug you and squeeze the breathe out of you!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Happy birthday Bijou !!!!!!!!!!!!
oops thats too rude took it off again

 

[Homburg]

It's bij's birthday? Happy birthday, darlin! Just think, 29 years ago today you were a sqwuacking, caterwauling, funny looking mess.