Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

have you ever seen the verizon commercial where the girl actually got a pony for the holidays?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-prMb6BdNs

"Does he bite?"
"Yeah"

*snortlaugh*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

A girl at school won a horse but it was an enormous chestnut and she was a tiddly little thing and couldn't control it and it had to go back

 

[loststar]

lol

yeah, I asked for a pony, got this huge half throughrbred, half mustang, (weird combnation for a horse) beatiful colt, he just kept getting bigger and bigger, and more and more unruly. Now a days I consider myself very durable, and when someone acedently steps on my foot, I know that it could be much worse

 

[loststar]

...uh, I think not...



http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk67/freddheadpix/nickel.jpg

But I am going to check with the Swedish-descent wife of mine to make sure you're not pulling my leg...

*...on the other hand, you pulling my leg is a fantasy I've had for some time now...*

So my favorite fun fact about these nickels is that you can see the buffalos dick. And yes this was pointed out to me by a very loud cook, "LOOK YOU CAN SEE THE BUFFLOS DICK!" while I was waiting on customers in the middle of a rush, so needless to say the entire restrant turns to look at me, and the cook makes a very quick exit back into the kitchen, I look carefuly, and low and behold it is anatomicly correct, so I hold up the nickel "YES, you can" smile and contuine on my way trying with all my might not to fall on the floor laughing.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well all bulls have a 'tufty' bit there but if you could see his dick I can assure you it would be sticking out a hell of a lot further than that! Edits and hastens to add I was born on a farm!

 

[loststar]

wow the bistro has been invaded by farmlife! Quick pull down the rope and the whips, bj wont mind, we need to get them out brefore they bring their own pies (or apples)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Did you say piles? cowpats in the Bistro?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Did you say piles? cowpats in the Bistro?

No but I do have a fine hat.

And a lasso. For real.

I'm in a bit of a temper today, so please don't mind me as I scrawl in huge lipstick letters on the mirror:

DRAMA
FREE
ZONE​

bj

 

[Homburg]

No but I do have a fine hat.

And a lasso. For real.

I'm in a bit of a temper today, so please don't mind me as I scrawl in huge lipstick letters on the mirror:

DRAMA
FREE
ZONE​

bj

We need to get one of those for the BDSM boards.

 

[loststar]

I think its time to bust out the barrels of non usa guniess again

 

[loststar]

I found more artwork for the bistro


bj this one is for you

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Is he a eunuch ? he's got no balls

 

[sassynyc]

No but I do have a fine hat.

And a lasso. For real.

I'm in a bit of a temper today, so please don't mind me as I scrawl in huge lipstick letters on the mirror:

DRAMA
FREE
ZONE​

bj

Dance it out....you'll feel better.

Makes for good use of that lasso.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wonder what I did with the pic of me in my Canadian hat?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Have a cake
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn276/itsannier/bondagecake.jpg

 

[Homburg]

Have a cake
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn276/itsannier/bondagecake.jpg

Dude.

 

[Angeline]

Dude.

Good lord! I just read all that nutty stuff that was moved to the GB. I woulda moved it to the moderator's que where no one can see it but other mods. It's spam, imo. Sheesh!

<Hands Homie two aspirin and a cool damp cloth for his forehead>

 

[unpredictablebijou]

checking in just momentarily.

mom's in town.


Picture joan crawford as a fundamentalist christian.


I'll get my 30/30 in today if it kills me, but oy vey. And then, well, there's been drama.

RIght here, even. Hence the legend on the mirror.

I do adore you all. Sassy, I'll listen, and starbaby, I'll look, just as soon as my mom goes out of the room for a moment.

she's only here til thursday morning so that's good. But.

argh. I had to make, literally, a list of "safe topics". Weather, gardening, sports, jewelry. Not even rocks, cause then I get to hear about how God reveals his glory through the variety of stones he creates.



ironically, I agree. On one level. But not just THAT one god.

What color to paint the kitchen. That's safe.

This place keeps me going. And I'm watching, secretly, when I can sneak back to the desk momentarily.

bisy backson

bj

 

[Homburg]

Good lord! I just read all that nutty stuff that was moved to the GB. I woulda moved it to the moderator's que where no one can see it but other mods. It's spam, imo. Sheesh!

<Hands Homie two aspirin and a cool damp cloth for his forehead>

Thank you. Twas horribible.

Actually there was this whole section of one of the threads where one of the alts was convinced that i was a racist. Took his/her/its' beef to the AH too.

Surreal. Very stinking funny, but surreal to absurd.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

bad taste sorry now that I have read it

 

[Angeline]

Thank you. Twas horribible.

Actually there was this whole section of one of the threads where one of the alts was convinced that i was a racist. Took his/her/its' beef to the AH too.

Surreal. Very stinking funny, but surreal to absurd.

Yeah, I saw that accusation on the GB (where the thread was dumped, thereby pissing off everyone there). What a head case! (And I'm betting she's a minor, but I know it's all been reported already and being looked into...)

And speaking as a Juif, you strike me as the very antithesis of a guy with uh race, etc., issues.

 

[Tzara]

Actually there was this whole section of one of the threads where one of the alts was convinced that i was a racist. Took his/her/its' beef to the AH too.

I, like Angie, kind of wandered through some of those threads. I am always amazed at how the Internet brings out the crazy in some people. It's kind of weirdly entertaining for a minute or two and then rapidly devolves into I think, honey, it would be better if we crossed the street and avoided this person.

Anyway, Mr. H., you are to me one of the more centered and reasonable people I've come across in this little eddy in the currents of cyberspace. Your special interests are not all mine (which is more my loss than yours), but you are always a gentleman and a scholar.

Hey. And you're charming, too.




That Talking Cock™ thing, though, is weird. Mine Own is recalcitrantly inarticulate and only seems to want to spit.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh there are definitely weirdos online like the 'gentleman' (I use the term loosely) who used to tell men he was me and ask them to cyber

 

[Tzara]

Oh there are definitely weirdos online like the 'gentleman' (I use the term loosely) who used to tell men he was me and ask them to cyber

I'd be curious as to whether there has been a decline in the number of obscene phone calls corresponding to the rise of the Internet and chat rooms. You can now easily impersonate others, you can easily (as you have complained about, Annie) send graphic photographs of yourself (or, perhaps someone a bit more presentable that way than yourownself) unsolicited to women, and all kinds of other not particularly mutually consenting things.

I sometimes write in female voice and, while I have not received any unfortunate pictures, I've gotten many offers for "understanding correspondence."

Love means never having to say you're sorry?

 

[Angeline]

I, like Angie, kind of wandered through some of those threads. I am always amazed at how the Internet brings out the crazy in some people. It's kind of weirdly entertaining for a minute or two and then rapidly devolves into I think, honey, it would be better if we crossed the street and avoided this person.

Anyway, Mr. H., you are to me one of the more centered and reasonable people I've come across in this little eddy in the currents of cyberspace. Your special interests are not all mine (which is more my loss than yours), but you are always a gentleman and a scholar.

Hey. And you're charming, too.




That Talking Cock™ thing, though, is weird. Mine Own is recalcitrantly inarticulate and only seems to want to spit.

I like your av. That would have been me this morning if it weren't freakin 9 gazillion degrees in my kitchen.

Personally, I thought the only "abusive" part of that whole sorry business was what I experienced attempting to read that godawful tortured writing that woman was inflicting on us all.