I am outraged and demand an apology!

[Svenskaflicka]

I was looking for some clean underwear this morning, and I couldn't find my nice ribbed. pink pair, only a purple pair in plain cotton. This is color discirmination, I tell ya! I demand that the person guilty of hiding my pink ribbed underwear apologize to me in public. I mena, really! What ARE the moderators of this server doing?

 

[glynndah]

I was looking for some clean underwear this morning, and I couldn't find my nice ribbed. pink pair, only a purple pair in plain cotton. This is color discirmination, I tell ya! I demand that the person guilty of hiding my pink ribbed underwear apologize to me in public. I mena, really! What ARE the moderators of this server doing?

I think you have to create at least one alt and take this to the poetry forum for it to really count.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Darned it. Perhaps I can ask Sven to help me?:caning:

 

[Liar]

Sorry, thought they were mine.







What?

 

[3113]

Are you going to take us all to court if you don't get the apology? Or find the underwear? Must we supply you with a replacement pair?

 

[glynndah]

Darned it. Perhaps I can ask Sven to help me?:caning:

Only if he also wanted to wear those pink undies.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I was looking for some clean underwear this morning, and I couldn't find my nice ribbed. pink pair, only a purple pair in plain cotton. This is color discirmination, I tell ya! I demand that the person guilty of hiding my pink ribbed underwear apologize to me in public. I mena, really! What ARE the moderators of this server doing?

Just to make my point.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I was looking for some clean underwear this morning, and I couldn't find my nice ribbed. pink pair, only a purple pair in plain cotton. This is color discirmination, I tell ya! I demand that the person guilty of hiding my pink ribbed underwear apologize to me in public. I mena, really! What ARE the moderators of this server doing?

And once more, for the cheap seats in the back.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Are you going to take us all to court if you don't get the apology? Or find the underwear? Must we supply you with a replacement pair?

No, but I'll bump this thread every year and re-post the first original post over and over and over and over and over and over again.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What? Speak up we can't hear you in the bleachers!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

LISTEN PURPLE PEOPLE; THE PINK PANTIES WILL NEVER GO AWAY!!!!! Clear enough now?

 

[glynndah]

I was looking for some clean underwear this morning, and I couldn't find my nice ribbed. pink pair, only a purple pair in plain cotton. This is color discirmination, I tell ya! I demand that the person guilty of hiding my pink ribbed underwear apologize to me in public. I mena, really! What ARE the moderators of this server doing?

I think you need to have some of those words in color to truly show just how horrendous the discrimination was.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

My heart just sinks at the rampant color discrimination in my sock drawer. All the socks are white except two little blue pairs. I am simply shocked and outraged at this flagrant injustice. I demand that the white socks apologize to the blue socks now. Otherwise, the world will never sit right again.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You keep your socks in PAIRS? Why, you RACIST! Socks are born free, they have the right to float around freely in your sock drawer, not be bundled up in pairs, judged by you that blue scoks can only go with other blue socks, and white socks can only go with other white socks!

Amend your ways!!!

 

[tickledkitty]

My heart just sinks at the rampant color discrimination in my sock drawer. All the socks are white except two little blue pairs. I am simply shocked and outraged at this flagrant injustice. I demand that the white socks apologize to the blue socks now. Otherwise, the world will never sit right again.

OMG. My sock drawer is even worse!! All white with four or five pairs of BLACK ones. I feel so...bad.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Oh heaven help me! I realize the truth of your words. I had no idea that I was such a racist pig. I must attend to this problem immediately or the world of the blue and white socks will never ever recover. It will be the next great southern epic novel: "Gone with the Socks"....by Racist Rich Girl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OMG. My sock drawer is even worse!! All white with four or five pairs of BLACK ones. I feel so...bad.

Manners, PLEASE! The politically correct term is "African-American socks".

 

[tickledkitty]

Manners, PLEASE! The politically correct term is "African-American socks".

But they really are *whispers* black.

ETA: And what if they were actually made in China? Then they'd be African-Chinese socks. Or, say, South America. Then they'd be African-Latino socks. Which leads to another problem. What if they're female? Then they'd be African-Latina socks. Where will this all end???

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

OMG. My sock drawer is even worse!! All white with four or five pairs of BLACK ones. I feel so...bad.

LMAO. It's so terrible! We should be tarred and feathered for this outrage.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

LMAO. It's so terrible! We should be tarred and feathered for this outrage.

Aha! More racism! You'll not settle for a nice, black tar-colour, you want to cover yourself in white feathers, do you? Racist!

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh heaven help me! I realize the truth of your words. I had no idea that I was such a racist pig. I must attend to this problem immediately or the world of the blue and white socks will never ever recover. It will be the next great southern epic novel: "Gone with the Socks"....by Racist Rich Girl

Um, ok, Scarlett freaking O'Hara. So, you're calling your blue socks "darkies"? Pig.

 

[The_Fool]

I was looking for some clean underwear this morning, and I couldn't find my nice ribbed. pink pair, only a purple pair in plain cotton. This is color discirmination, I tell ya! I demand that the person guilty of hiding my pink ribbed underwear apologize to me in public. I mena, really! What ARE the moderators of this server doing?

I personally think you are discriminating against your dirty underwear.

 

[TxRad]

My heart just sinks at the rampant color discrimination in my sock drawer. All the socks are white except two little blue pairs. I am simply shocked and outraged at this flagrant injustice. I demand that the white socks apologize to the blue socks now. Otherwise, the world will never sit right again.

Pink Panties with White Socks..... *Shudder*

Who the hell is the fashion coordinator around here?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But they really are *whispers* black.

ETA: And what if they were actually made in China? Then they'd be African-Chinese socks. Or, say, South America. Then they'd be African-Latino socks. Which leads to another problem. What if they're female? Then they'd be African-Latina socks. Where will this all end???

And what if the MATERIAL is from one country, but they were made in another country? In whose faith should we raise their offspring, the sock puppets?

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Um, ok, Scarlett freaking O'Hara. So, you're calling your blue socks "darkies"? Pig.

Oh, oh, oh. I'll have to think about that tomorrow, honey child.

(aside) Scarlett: (yelling to the servants below): "Oh now Mammie, don't you even think about stealing any of that buttermilk down there or I'll tan your hide."