Aw fuck. Stupid dog owners.

[Legenda]

It's always nice to have a loaded gun on your "person" when around your kids and/or "clients"

Your imaginary kids should be taken away from you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT, you're a wannabe, plain and simple. The Real Deal would never have acted as you have done, mostly because their most powerful weapon is their brain.

This argument is over. You're wrong. I'm beyond arguing with you or anyone else here. Real people act as I do and not as you do.

 

[PannieMonster]

I have no doubt that crime happens in rural areas, I just don't worry about my neighbors coming over and stealing my shit. The only dogs I worry about are the dumb ass city dwellers that dump the family pet off in front of my house because they don't want it anymore.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

This argument is over. You're wrong. I'm beyond arguing with you or anyone else here. Real people act as I do and not as you do.

In Le Jackass cartoon fun land..

You stand on stage knee deep in rotten fruit smiling from ear to ear, insisting that you're the star of the show.
"The crowd loves me! Why else would they make sure I remain well fed?"

 

[Bollock_Head]

This argument is over. You're wrong. I'm beyond arguing with you or anyone else here. Real people act as I do and not as you do.

Can I ask you something, what were your clients reactions when you shot this supposed dog in it's head?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I have no doubt that crime happens in rural areas, I just don't worry about my neighbors coming over and stealing my shit. The only dogs I worry about are the dumb ass city dwellers that dump the family pet off in front of my house because they don't want it anymore.

You don't worry about the people you know - you worry about the passers through and the neighbors you don't know. The fact that rural crime does happen, a LOT, is proof that you need to protect your ass just as much as in any rural area. The crime is coming from somewhere.

Bad things happen to stupid people. The idiots running around here saying they have guns but don't actually carry them around their house? Those are the people that criminals want to know about. Simple fact of natural selection.

 

[renard_ruse]

If some burglar or other asshole comes to your property thinking you have money and there's no one else around for miles to come to your aid

You live miles from any neighbors, yet the neighbor's dog travelled miles out of its way just to come to your front porch and growl at your kids.

You can't even write a good story.

 

[bronzeage]

You don't worry about the people you know - you worry about the passers through and the neighbors you don't know. The fact that rural crime does happen, a LOT, is proof that you need to protect your ass just as much as in any rural area. The crime is coming from somewhere.

Bad things happen to stupid people. The idiots running around here saying they have guns but don't actually carry them around their house? Those are the people that criminals want to know about. Simple fact of natural selection.

Lt, enjoying a quiet evening at home.

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[Le Jacquelope]

LOL okay so far the trolls of Lit have said:

Le Jacquelope is bullshitting because:

Nobody carries a firearm on their person when they're at their own house. Except in Mayberry.

There's no crime in rural areas.


You guys are kook rant comedy gold. Do you really say things like this to people offline?

 

[Bollock_Head]

This story is beyond retarded if I'm completely honest....

 

[renard_ruse]

You guys are kook rant comedy gold. Do you really say things like this to people offline?

Yep, right after calling them "dorky black dude."

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Bollock Head why is that Nazi tattoo on your ass colored pink?

 

[Bollock_Head]

LOL okay so far the trolls of Lit have said:

Le Jacquelope is bullshitting because:

Nobody carries a firearm on their person when they're at their own house. Except in Mayberry.

There's no crime in rural areas.


You guys are kook rant comedy gold. Do you really say things like this to people offline?

Answer my question, what were your clients reactions when you shot the supposed dog in it's head?

And I don't mean the part where you stated that they were 'scared' or 'horrified' [sarcasm]which thoroughly impressed me.[/sarcasm] I mean, did they still want to do business? Did they lodge a complaint with your supposed company? Did you make your kids cry?

 

[renard_ruse]

It's always nice to have a loaded gun on your "person" when around your kids and/or "clients"

Your imaginary kids should be taken away from you.

After this thread tonight, do you want to reconsider your opinion that I'm the dumbest poster on Lit?

This has me ROTFL.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Live "rural" and be educated. In short, you're full of shit.

Levitra, you are an idiot.

I showed you proof that crime happens in rural areas. Your argument has been destroyed.

That is, unless you can show me proof that crime is rare in rural areas. I mean, you can do that, can you not?

Uhm, this is where both you and McKenna go strangely silent and leave this thread with your heads tucked deep inside your asses.

Have a nice day.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Bollock Head why is that Nazi tattoo on your ass colored pink?

No, it's colored in NIGGER blood red.

 

[Peregrinator]

LT, if you link me to a police report or some such thing, I'll post that I've seen it. Some here might believe me more than they do you...

 

[Faneros]

Its the guys with the Nazi tattos who DO the ass raping, idiot. And its not considered gay if you're the one doing the raping, only if you're taking it.

Is that right? So if Im sticking my cock into another guys ass, I'm not gay?? Damn.....all this time......nevermind

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Heil Hitler, baby. On your knees, of course.


So how many idiots here own firearms and plan on running back inside to get them from the gun safe when a predator is attacking them on their own property?

I thought some of y'all got to play with firearms as kids? Well, not anymore. All of a sudden now y'all are scared of firearms... except Ulaven Demented, who says he's gonna perforate me... hahahah!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT, if you link me to a police report or some such thing, I'll post that I've seen it. Some here might believe me more than they do you...

I don't feel like I need to. Does anyone else have to when they mention a crime has happened?

I don't need to validate what I say to anyone. If you don't believe me then oh well.

I just like watching people play private investigator with their bullshit about crime in rural areas and who typically carries a gun and when. None of these guys would ever make it for ten seconds as an investigator of anything given these skills.

Dude, it's not about whether I can prove what I say. It's the fact that I said anything at all. I can say the sky is blue and there'll be a 200 post pileon about how I have no idea what a sky really looks like.

If these assholes were in my face they'd be silenced and sitting in the hospital in body casts. THAT would be my counter argument.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Is that right? So if Im sticking my cock into another guys ass, I'm not gay?? Damn.....all this time......nevermind

OMFG, Renard Ruse wrote that? Oh man, what a fucking superdolt. Nothing like posting a thread and watching half a dozen GBers self frag like this.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Unlike the others, I'm not disputing you carrying a firearm on you, a 9mm. That's plausible in my opinion, but this part.....

He says who am I to tell him 'end of argument' and tries to push me. I punch him out and slap a nasty little compression lock on his biceps, drag him several hundred feet, and throw him off my property. Then I repeat, end of argument, get in his truck and get lost.

.....reads right out of a movie.

You go to ridiculous lengths to make the story believable, mentioning your jeans color, the lemonade, minor details go a long way, but some of this story is impossible to believe in every sense of the word.

Also, REAL bad men don't need to brag about their feats. You reek of puny kid trying to be a real grown up with real muscles and all.

You must be very young if you expect us all to believe this obvious attempt at trying to impress us.

 

[renard_ruse]

OMFG, Renard Ruse wrote that? Oh man, what a fucking superdolt. Nothing like posting a thread and watching half a dozen GBers self frag like this.

Was an off the cuff remark based on something I read about prison culture.

 

[Bollock_Head]

I don't feel like I need to. Does anyone else have to when they mention a crime has happened?

If you do that, send Perg the police report, you'll make a believer outta me. I'll take Perg's word over probably anyone elses here.

 

[renard_ruse]

Hey, SeanH said he was friends with Perg. Sooooo, are you still saying you're not Sean's alt?