Aw fuck. Stupid dog owners.

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Wrong. People who live out away from the city tend to be armed anyway. And areas away from the city have less crime. I live where all the white rich armed ranchers live. You know, the RURAL zone.

I dare you to say publicly that rural populations don't tend to have firearms.

You've epic failed.

Rural populations do tend to own firearms. Nobody said anything about rural populations, they were talking very specifically about you.

Pretty much what everyone is saying here is that you, personally, are full of shit. This never happened. It's just another in a long line of fabrications.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Here beyond the suburban/urban regions, our politicians - mostly Republicans - have been responsible for holding back gun control laws.

When I'm on my own property, I'm always armed. What idiot out in the sticks isn't?

 

[McKenna]

Wrong. People who live out away from the city tend to be armed anyway. And areas away from the city have less crime. I live where all the white rich armed ranchers live. You know, the RURAL zone.

I dare you to say publicly that rural populations don't tend to have firearms.

You've epic failed.

That should be epically...

Having firearms and carrying them while discussing insurance and annuities are two separate things.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I have no way of confirming your story, so until I see the police report, I'll chalk it up to another one of your uncle LT stories. Oh, and LT, I'm one of those rural white ranchers you talk about. We don't always all carry guns all of the time. Just thought you might like to know.

You go ahead and chalk up whatever you want. Your opinion doesn't mean shit. What I say is true and if you don't like that then tough shit. I only told one falsehood during my time here - I posted a fake death prank, and you guys got your panties in a mega fucking knot about it.

Why do you bother posting? Do you think your opinion means anything? To anyone?

 

[PannieMonster]

Here beyond the suburban/urban regions, our politicians - mostly Republicans - have been responsible for holding back gun control laws.

When I'm on my own property, I'm always armed. What idiot out in the sticks isn't?

Well, when I'm on my property, the only reason I would carry a gun is for the water moccasins and copperheads. Other than that, I have nothing to fear. There's not one neighbor that has ever caused me any harm, nor would I expect them to.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

You go ahead and chalk up whatever you want. Your opinion doesn't mean shit. What I say is true and if you don't like that then tough shit. I only told one falsehood during my time here - I posted a fake death prank, and you guys got your panties in a mega fucking knot about it.

Why do you bother posting? Do you think your opinion means anything? To anyone?

You posted the fake death prank? I thought it was your house sitter?

So much for the fabricated Africa trip and subsequent adoption.. Your webs are unraveling Charlotte.

Hell your entire persona here is fabricated.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

That should be epically...

Having firearms and carrying them while discussing insurance and annuities are two separate things.

How so? I carry firearms whenever I am at home.

If some burglar or other asshole comes to your property thinking you have money and there's no one else around for miles to come to your aid

guess what dumbass?

You aren't going to have time to run inside and get your gun.

Please, tell me how your gun's going to protect you from an approaching armed intruder sitting in your gun safe 50 feet away? Can you answer that? Ooops, epic fail again.

You Litsters are getting easier and easier to choreograph and humiliate by the minute.

 

[PannieMonster]

You go ahead and chalk up whatever you want. Your opinion doesn't mean shit. What I say is true and if you don't like that then tough shit. I only told one falsehood during my time here - I posted a fake death prank, and you guys got your panties in a mega fucking knot about it.

Why do you bother posting? Do you think your opinion means anything? To anyone?

About that death thread of yours LT. Show me one post I ever made in it. Just one! Oh and my opinion may not mean anything, but then that means yours doesn't either.

 

[McKenna]

I have no way of confirming your story, so until I see the police report, I'll chalk it up to another one of your uncle LT stories. Oh, and LT, I'm one of those rural white ranchers you talk about. We don't always all carry guns all of the time. Just thought you might like to know.

Exactly.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Well, when I'm on my property, the only reason I would carry a gun is for the water moccasins and copperheads. Other than that, I have nothing to fear. There's not one neighbor that has ever caused me any harm, nor would I expect them to.

We've had cougar sightings nearby.

Oh and the account we got today, initially started out from an auto and homeowners policy we snatched from USAA. Guess what USAA is.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Well, when I'm on my property, the only reason I would carry a gun is for the water moccasins and copperheads. Other than that, I have nothing to fear. There's not one neighbor that has ever caused me any harm, nor would I expect them to.

I own several. The only time I felt the need to keep it within arm's reach at home was shortly after my apartment was burgled.

Le Jackass is full of shit, as usual.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

About that death thread of yours LT. Show me one post I ever made in it. Just one! Oh and my opinion may not mean anything, but then that means yours doesn't either.

Yup, so why not just put me on ignore?

I've no problem with that. If you don't like me or what I say, ignore me. You won't see me screaming for your attention the way Ulaven Demorte is right now.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

We've had cougar sightings nearby.

Oh and the account we got today, initially started out from an auto and homeowners policy we snatched from USAA. Guess what USAA is.

It was a cougar.. No wait.. elephants, we saw elephants..

Yeah Le Dumbfuck, I'm just dying for your attention.. Deluded fuckwit, I'm laughing at your obvious grandstanding and fabrications.

Meanwhile I'm just laughing my ass off at your fucking ignorance. You honestly think anyone would believe this complete and utter load of tripe?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Oh shit, I can see Ulaven Demented and his "now I will REALLY PERFORATE YOU if you come near me" threats now. Phew. He and Garnete would make a great A-Team replacement.

 

[McKenna]

How so? I carry firearms whenever I am at home.

If some burglar or other asshole comes to your property thinking you have money and there's no one else around for miles to come to your aid

guess what dumbass?

You aren't going to have time to run inside and get your gun.

Please, tell me how your gun's going to protect you from an approaching armed intruder sitting in your gun safe 50 feet away? Can you answer that? Ooops, epic fail again.

You Litsters are getting easier and easier to choreograph and humiliate by the minute.

If there's no one around for miles and miles, wouldn't you see him coming?

 

[PannieMonster]

I never said I disliked you. In fact, you can be quite entertaining at times. There are times when I put you on ignore when you go over the top, but after a while, I'll take you off ignore just for the entertainment value.

If you have a cougar sighting in your area, then I can understand you carrying a gun, but I sure hope you don't carry it to protect yourself from all the bad hombres that come to take everything you own. If you are, maybe it's time to relocate.

 

[QueenLevitra]

It was a cougar.. No wait.. elephants, we saw elephants..

Yeah Le Dumbfuck, I'm just dying for your attention.. Deluded fuckwit, I'm laughing at your obvious grandstanding and fabrications.

Meanwhile I'm just laughing my ass off at your fucking ignorance. You honestly think anyone would believe this complete and utter load of tripe?

Nah, just a JackelAss

 

[Le Jacquelope]

If there's no one around for miles and miles, wouldn't you see him coming?

And he would see you, too. Are you done slicing your own limbs off now? Can I take my first shot please?

 

[Bollock_Head]

The fact that you're here screaming that it's not true, says you're scared.

You protest too much.

The fact that you went far too overboard in your original story trying to promote your bad-ass-icity, says you're borderline retarded if you think anyone's dumb enough to believe that crap.

You make shit up too much.

 

[QueenLevitra]

The fact that you went far too overboard in your original story trying to promote your bad-ass-icity, says you're borderline retarded if you think anyone's dumb enough to believe that crap.

You make shit up too much.

gospel *nods

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I never said I disliked you. In fact, you can be quite entertaining at times. There are times when I put you on ignore when you go over the top, but after a while, I'll take you off ignore just for the entertainment value.

If you have a cougar sighting in your area, then I can understand you carrying a gun, but I sure hope you don't carry it to protect yourself from all the bad hombres that come to take everything you own. If you are, maybe it's time to relocate.

Crimes happen in rural areas, too. In fact gun deaths happen just as often per capital in rural areas as urban areas, though in rural areas it's more often suicides than in urban areas, still, we have gun crimes here as well.

Read and be educated:

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/94/102921.htm?z=1728_00000_1000_nb_01

 

[McKenna]

And he would see you, too. Are you done slicing your own limbs off now? Can I take my first shot please?

LT, you're a wannabe, plain and simple. The Real Deal would never have acted as you have done, mostly because their most powerful weapon is their brain.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Nah, just a JackelAss

I never grand stand. I never tell false hoods. I posted one falsehood as a prank. That's the end of all discussion as to whether or not this story is true - it is, and that's all there is left to say about it.

Feel free to continue to run your yaps about it, and feel free to continue to be wrong.

Oh blah blah blah, stuff it. I don't argue. I tell you how it is. End.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Crimes happen in rural areas, too. In fact gun deaths happen just as often per capital in rural areas as urban areas, though in rural areas it's more often suicides than in urban areas, still, we have gun crimes here as well.

Read and be educated:

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/94/102921.htm?z=1728_00000_1000_nb_01

Live "rural" and be educated. In short, you're full of shit.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Crimes happen in rural areas, too. In fact gun deaths happen just as often per capital in rural areas as urban areas, though in rural areas it's more often suicides than in urban areas, still, we have gun crimes here as well.

Read and be educated:

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/94/102921.htm?z=1728_00000_1000_nb_01

Again, nobody disputes that people in rural areas own guns. Nobody disputes the fact that there are gun crimes committed in rural areas.

What's being disputed here is that your entertaining little story here has even a shred of truth to it.

Well, maybe there was lemonade.