The Confessional

Essene

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Okay let's hear it.

Anything and everything...
 
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I confess...

Joaquin Phoenix really does it for me. NO, he REALLY does it for me.

And I ate pizza today...

:eek:
 
I have an unholy relationship with Peanut M&Ms.

I need to be punished. :eek:
 
I hated cheesecake before i tried it and now i LOVE it.. im sorry for not eating you earlier cheese cake :(
 
Oh yeah, and I didn't shower today because I was simply too lazy.

I did take a sponge bath though, and I changed my clothes. Which was really more for the people I live with than myself.:rolleyes:
 
I ate something in the middle of the night. I don't know what it was, but I do know it's on my no-no list.

I don't feel so hot.:(
 
I ate something in the middle of the night. I don't know what it was, but I do know it's on my no-no list.

I don't feel so hot.:(

Even I know not to eat Fourth meal at Taco Bell!
Bean burritos are far worse than ex lax any day.
J/k

I hope you're feeling better today.
 
It is 1:03am and I am eating Jack-in-the-box tacos and a Dr. Pepper. I'm not sorry. Not even a little bit. I HAD to have it. It was necessary to my continued well being.

Oh hell, I can't even lie to myself.
 
Even I know not to eat Fourth meal at Taco Bell!
Bean burritos are far worse than ex lax any day.
J/k

I hope you're feeling better today.

Thank you, I am. K figured out that I'd eaten some pecans that I had in the freezer. I was SURE I had those out in the big freezer. I sleep walk, and I eat when I sleep so I normally keep no-no foods in the freezer outside. Even sound asleep I'm too afraid of the dark to go outside. :rolleyes:
 
It is 1:03am and I am eating Jack-in-the-box tacos and a Dr. Pepper. I'm not sorry. Not even a little bit. I HAD to have it. It was necessary to my continued well being.

Oh hell, I can't even lie to myself.

Well, if no one sees you eat it, the calories don't count.

:D
 
Thank you. I had forgotten that little rule. I feel much better now!;-)
 
From a recovering catholic....

Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been (in actuality) 20 years since my last confession.
(ever since I figgured out at the age of 14 that organized religon was for drones who accepted spoon-fed guilt and direction without question)

Where was I? Right. Confession. (I'll give you a good, old-fashioned Irish/catholic listing of my misdeeds as they used to require them in the confessional and going "By The Book")

Be advised, Polluting, genetic engineering, obscene riches, taking drugs, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice join the original seven deadly sins defined by Pope Gregory the Great in the sixth century: pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust (how i do love that one), wrath and sloth.

**** biiiig intake of breath ***

- Adultry (11) counts
- Dishonesty (let's drop a "cover all" penance here please? I had a rough spot a few years back)
- Coveting (again, cover all please)
- Theft (under 10 counts, all petty and long ago)
- Lust (hmm..I seem to use that general cover one a lot)
- Envy ( ok, screw the counts. It's been 20 for god's sake)
- Lord's Name in Vain (shit)
- Pride
- Wrath
- Keeping the Sabbath holy (for some reason I always enjoy the edge play on this day):devil:
- False witness
- Gluttony (I've been drunk a few times so does that count?)
- Drugs (not big on pot but the x....yum)
- Littering

Let's here it for penance!
 
I am way overdue for an oil change. Poor car, she is so dirty too.
 
I have behaved very inappropriately in the last 24 hours. The details would shock you. :eek:
 
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I've been doing something now for a while and I know I shouldn't.

I'm too ashamed to say what it is. But I feel better for almost admitting it :p
 
I've been doing something now for a while and I know I shouldn't.

I'm too ashamed to say what it is. But I feel better for almost admitting it :p
I do nuthin but I want!

Is that sin or I should wait untill I actualy do it? :confused:
 
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I confess...

Joaquin Phoenix really does it for me. NO, he REALLY does it for me.

And I ate pizza today...

:eek:

You mean i dont! :eek:

lol :)

My confession.... the desire for contact in a very kinky way.. and lots of naughty thoughts to go with it..

Another confession, I actually ate some decent food for dinner last night for a change. I feel bad that it was not my usual unhealthy crap! :rolleyes:
 
I've been doing something now for a while and I know I shouldn't.

I'm too ashamed to say what it is. But I feel better for almost admitting it :p

Oh just out with it already. I spilled the beans completely up there.
 
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