Limerick Personalia

[lisa123414]

Ha!
Author of a good book, reminds me of one of my truisms. An author of erotica has a definite advantage in sex, because he (or she) has thought (and thought and thought) about what going to sound good in bed. You are not just going to hear ungh and ohhh and ummph! Well, okay, admittedly at the point where you are having some serious success that’s what you are going to hear. ‘Cause if you are doing it well, that is all they will be able to say.

 

[impressive]

a bump for the beautiful Stella
who searched for this thread, I did tell ya
though she found both the others
all three were her druthers
So now she is one happy fella

 

[Guest]

I am loving these bumps.

 

[john-the-author]

A favorite of mine is Impressive.
I'm right to the verge of obsessive:
Those muscular thighs
Elicit loud cries
And other expressions excessive.

Imp's not just a glamorous belle
She is a fine writer as well.
Her novels salacious,
We read them voracious-
ly, happy to be clientele.

 

[Guest]

A favorite of mine is Impressive.
I'm right to the verge of obsessive:
Those muscular thighs
Elicit loud cries
And other expressions excessive.

Imp's not just a glamorous belle
She is a fine writer as well.
Her novels salacious,
We read them voracious-
ly, happy to be clientele.

Excellent!

 

[john-the-author]

Excellent!

Sarah could scarcely be sweeter,
Sugar-frosted before you did eat 'er.
In moments of passion,
Her thoughts turn to fashion:
For a collar and cuffs do complete 'er.

 

[Guest]

Sarah could scarcely be sweeter,
Sugar-frosted before you did eat 'er.
In moments of passion,
Her thoughts turn to fashion:
For a collar and cuffs do complete 'er.

I'm blushing and beaming at the same time!

Thank you! I adore it!

 

[impressive]

A favorite of mine is Impressive.
I'm right to the verge of obsessive:
Those muscular thighs
Elicit loud cries
And other expressions excessive.

Imp's not just a glamorous belle
She is a fine writer as well.
Her novels salacious,
We read them voracious-
ly, happy to be clientele.

 

[john-the-author]

Theng kew, theng kew! I'll be here 'till Thursday! Be sure to tip your waiter.