Woman Assaulted by Thong! Sues Victoria's!

[amicus]

Oh, my, this is just too good to pass up.

So it was a new young attorney, just admitted to the Bar, two weeks ago, but the woman alleges 'unsafe product' sold by Victoria's Secret, that permanently injured her eye. Her eye?

It even happened in the store, I understand, the recommended procedure is to try on a new thong over the underwear being worn. I didn't need to know that.

Of course the item was presented by women in the news, they seemed to get a kick out of it...but then...next up on the NEWS....women don't want to work a 40 hour week.

"What if I wanted to go see Sex and the City during the day? I should be able to take the time off!"

Egads and little fishes lil bo peep, did you never hear the Europeans tried that a few years back and it failed....miserably?

Let's have a nurse walk out of the operating theatre, a teacher out of the school room or close down a bank cuz the ladies don't want to work a forty hour week.

I suggest that the economy might fare better if women worked only a 20 hour week, were paid for 40 hours, and men were hired to fill in for them.

They might even remember their kid's name when they stayed home for an extra day or two.

I know, I know, who asked me anyway...


(No one)

ahem...



Ami

 

[jomar]

I didn't realize it was a newly minted lawyer. That makes the story even better. Though I must say, I suffered trauma at seeing skimpy undergarments on prime time tv, as well as sympathy anguish and mental suffering in hearing about the poor woman's plight. So I feel I'm entitled to compensation.

As far as women working 20 and being paid for 40, hell, I'll take that deal.

 

[impressive]

Whut?

 

[amicus]

Whut?

Yup, thong on the loose...

beware!

 

[DeeZire]

...but then...next up on the NEWS....women don't want to work a 40 hour week.

Considering the fact that the majority of people hate their jobs, most people would love to work less than a 40 hour week. Why single out women for your disdain?

I suggest that the economy might fare better if women worked only a 20 hour week, were paid for 40 hours, and men were hired to fill in for them.

Doesn't that go against your free-market mantra of maximum yield for shareholders? You'd have to hire all those extra men. Obviously, economics is not a subject you truly understand.

They might even remember their kid's name when they stayed home for an extra day or two.

That's more the type of fate to be suffered by an absentee dad. Again, you're barking up the wrong tree, illustrating your lack of understanding of human nature, and specifically, women.

 

[amicus]

I take it you didn't like my humor.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I take it you didn't like my humor.

Ami, I read this. I watched the videos and I'm confused. It seems like a real stretch for a reinstone butterfly to break loose and fly off her ass to hit her in the eye. Or was she trying to wear them on her head?

I suspect this will be thrown to the curb. One case out of 100,000 sold. I can't believe this.

 

[Liar]

Of course the item was presented by women in the news, they seemed to get a kick out of it...but then...next up on the NEWS....women don't want to work a 40 hour week.

"What if I wanted to go see Sex and the City during the day? I should be able to take the time off!"

Egads and little fishes lil bo peep, did you never hear the Europeans tried that a few years back and it failed....miserably?

What Europeans and when?

It's a simple and short question. Let's see a simple and short answer.

 

[Liar]

But yeah, I read that thong story somewhere. Reminded me of Judge Pants. (remember him?)