Isolated Blurt Thread

[sophia jane]

It's your turn.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I should've stayed away.

Nah, I'd have missed your norks.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

It's your turn.

Ok.... I spy with my little eye.... something fun to play with... two of them actually.

 

[cloudy]

I should've stayed away.

no, you shouldn't have. You're a refreshing breath of honesty around here. Stay.

blurt: owie, owie, owie

 

[voluptuary_manque]

no, you shouldn't have. You're a refreshing breath of honesty around here. Stay.

blurt: owie, owie, owie

Cloudy's right. You provide a newspaper to swat the noses of bad kitties with. Smack! Bad Kitty.

We love it.

 

[starrkers]

no, you shouldn't have. You're a refreshing breath of honesty around here. Stay.

blurt: owie, owie, owie

Cloudy's right. You provide a newspaper to swat the noses of bad kitties with. Smack! Bad Kitty.

We love it.

Oh, you're stuck with me - I can't stay away, even when I want to.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I just caught myself checking the internet radar to see if it was raining outside rather than look out the window.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh, you're stuck with me - I can't stay away, even when I want to.

That's some of the best news I've heard today.

 

[bluebell]

Nah. She is entertaining, not stupid.

Thank you for defending my intelligence.
May the blessings of the sky rain down on you. And by that I mean showers of chocolate.

What makes you think the vision I just gave you isn't entertaining?

I found it extremely amusing. I surely would laugh at her.

You, on the other hand...

 

[damppanties]

Thank you for defending my intelligence.
May the blessings of the sky rain down on you. And by that I mean showers of chocolate.

I thank you for your chocolate rain blessings. But how about blessing my kitchen too while you're at it?

 

[bluebell]

I thank you for your chocolate rain blessings. But how about blessing my kitchen too while you're at it?

I already prayed once, fervently, in every language and according to every religion I could think of. Tuned into the Krishna Consciousness.
You want more? I flick holy water in your direction.
And set the fire extinguisher by the kitchen door.

 

[Harry Leg]

I already prayed once, fervently, in every language and according to every religion I could think of. Tuned into the Krishna Consciousness.
You want more? I flick holy water in your direction.
And set the fire extinguisher by the kitchen door.

I think you're supposed to do it more than once. I read that in the rules, once.

 

[damppanties]

I already prayed once, fervently, in every language and according to every religion I could think of. Tuned into the Krishna Consciousness.
You want more? I flick holy water in your direction.
And set the fire extinguisher by the kitchen door.

Fire extinguisher! Yes!!
Wait! You know only one language. Hmmm.

I think you're supposed to do it more than once. I read that in the rules, once.

*nods enthusiastically*

 

[rgraham666]

How can my roommate spend a minimum of twelve hours a day in front of the tube without his brain rotting?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How can my roommate spend a minimum of twelve hours a day in front of the tube without his brain rotting?

Are you sure it hasn't?

 

[damppanties]

How can my roommate spend a minimum of twelve hours a day in front of the tube without his brain rotting?

That's what my roommate says about me and the computer.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

How can my roommate spend a minimum of twelve hours a day in front of the tube without his brain rotting?

The make a special fungicide now that stops brain rot. It even comes in an aerosol can.

They sell it on infomercials. AS SEEN ON TV!!!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Nope. Still hasn't posted...

Maybe tomorrow?

*hopes*

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

the number of people I block grows . . .

Sticks out tongue, makes funny faces, turns around and drops trou, jumps up and down maniacally spouting nonsense phrases . . .

Just testing.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

G-Night Lit.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Sticks out tongue, makes funny faces, turns around and drops trou, jumps up and down maniacally spouting nonsense phrases . . .

Just testing.

*watches Roxanne being very silly, thinks a minute, picks up cream pie while a slow evil smile crosses his toothy muzzle*

Wrong!

*SPLAT!!*

 

[FatDino]

You, on the other hand...

Left or right hand?

And you should give her bandaids along with that fire extinguisher. How can she use the extinguisher with bleeding finger(s)?

 

[damppanties]

Left or right hand?

And you should give her bandaids along with that fire extinguisher. How can she use the extinguisher with bleeding finger(s)?

It turned out quite well. The roommate loved the chicken. And asked me if she could take the leftovers for lunch tomorrrow.

 

[FatDino]

It turned out quite well. The roommate loved the chicken. And asked me if she could take the leftovers for lunch tomorrrow.

Does she have health insurance?

 

[damppanties]

Does she have health insurance?

She works in a hospital and a pharmacy.