Isolated Blurt Thread

[Fallenfromgrace]

So i'm going on about how i'm wheezing, and congested, and my left eye is really red from itchiness...and the following conversation ensues...

Misty: ''You know...if you take your shirt off it'll help...your shirt AND your bra...''
Me: ''uuuuh huhh...my eyes?''
Misty: ''you know, blood flow to your extremeties...''

 

[fieryjen]

So i'm going on about how i'm wheezing, and congested, and my left eye is really red from itchiness...and the following conversation ensues...

Misty: ''You know...if you take your shirt off it'll help...your shirt AND your bra...''
Me: ''uuuuh huhh...my eyes?''
Misty: ''you know, blood flow to your extremeties...''

Can't blame her for trying.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Can't blame her for trying.

Absolutely not. No one blames me for trying . . . even without success.

 

[bluebell]

That's just disgusting.

Don't talk about him that way. He will know. And then he'll be even more disgusting. Straw up nose.
Don't you love how I made this about something that had nothing to do with what you were talking about?


Blurt: Holy blueberries, I thought that would never get done.
Why is it never enough? Why can't I ever stretch myself properly? Why is everyone faster than me at everything?

 

[damppanties]

Don't talk about him that way. He will know. And then he'll be even more disgusting. Straw up nose.
Don't you love how I made this about something that had nothing to do with what you were talking about?

Actually, I was talking about a 'him'. But not that 'him'.

Blurt: Holy blueberries, I thought that would never get done.
Why is it never enough? Why can't I ever stretch myself properly? Why is everyone faster than me at everything?

You finished last in that treasure hunt again?!

 

[starrkers]

Damnit, why are all the really nice rings so huge?
Alternatively, why are my fingers so small?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm not a perennial participant.

 

[FatDino]

Blurt: Holy blueberries, I thought that would never get done.

I read that as 'holy bluebellies.'

 

[fieryjen]

Damnit, why are all the really nice rings so huge?
Alternatively, why are my fingers so small?

I have the opposite problem.

Want to average out your fingers with mine?

 

[bluebell]

Actually, I was talking about a 'him'. But not that 'him'.

You.
Tell. Who. Now(ish).

You finished last in that treasure hunt again?!

I always finish last in the treasure hunt. Don't know why I even do it.
*pouts*
*kicks rocks*

I read that as 'holy bluebellies.'

I wonder what those are?

 

[FatDino]

Y
I wonder what those are?

I did too. Then I thought it was something in reference to your Lit name, or you, or the flowers, or human anatomical part. Yes, in that order. All before I realized I was misreading it.

 

[damppanties]

You.
Tell. Who. Now(ish).

Um. No. Don't want everyone to know.

I always finish last in the treasure hunt. Don't know why I even do it.
*pouts*
*kicks rocks*

Whatever did the poor rocks do?

 

[FatDino]

Whatever did the poor rocks do?

Hiding the treasure, maybe?

 

[cloudy]

why did I ever think that having children was a good idea?

 

[FatDino]

why did I ever think that having children was a good idea?

You got tricked and bribed. *nods*

My mom always says that.

 

[damppanties]

Hiding the treasure, maybe?

No. I think she means littler rocks than the ones that can hide the treasure. I so cannot see her kicking hugeass rocks.

 

[FatDino]

No. I think she means littler rocks than the ones that can hide the treasure. I so cannot see her kicking hugeass rocks.

Hey, she could always kick them, doesn't mean she'd actually move them though.

 

[damppanties]

Hey, she could always kick them, doesn't mean she'd actually move them though.

Nah. She is entertaining, not stupid.

 

[FatDino]

Nah. She is entertaining, not stupid.

What makes you think the vision I just gave you isn't entertaining?

I found it extremely amusing. I surely would laugh at her.

 

[damppanties]

What makes you think the vision I just gave you isn't entertaining?

I found it extremely amusing. I surely would laugh at her.

It is entertaining, dearest Dino. It is also stupid. And bluebellish isn't stupid.

You need sleep. You have had a long day where you were snap shotted.

 

[FatDino]

It is entertaining, dearest Dino. It is also stupid. And bluebellish isn't stupid.

You need sleep. You have had a long day where you were snap shotted.

Why is it stupid in your vision? It's just plain entertaining in mine. You think too much, Panties.

I was...erm......ambushed.

 

[damppanties]

You think too much, Panties.

I was...erm......ambushed.

True.

True.

 

[FatDino]

True.

True.

Yep.

Yep.

Poor little me.

 

[damppanties]

Poor little me.

Oh come on. You liked it.

 

[FatDino]

Oh come on. You liked it.

Liked what?