Ask me anything

[John Doe]

Wax your chest and we'll talk.

Hmmm. Well what about...?

No, I don't think there's enough Nair in the world for that.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Am I in trouble? That sounds serious.

I'm just waiting for that PM with your phone number.

 

[John Doe]

I won't wax. I rash. But I'll keep it in regs. Fair compromise?

There are regs for chest hair now?!

Well there goes my faith in the Federal gov't.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Hmmm. Well what about...?

No, I don't think there's enough Nair in the world for that.

How about electrolysis?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I'm just waiting for that PM with your phone number.

Done.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Done.

Score!

Ya hear that, boys?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Score!

Ya hear that, boys?

Don't make them jealous. We don't want them to know that we are talking about them.

 

[fluffPE]

Score!

Ya hear that, boys?

You both suck!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

You both suck!

I hear she is really good at it too.

 

[where]

when does one stop being a newbie so one can address you?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Don't make them jealous. We don't want them to know that we are talking about them.

They already THINK we're talking about them...we don't want them to be crushed by the truth.

 

[John Doe]

How about electrolysis?

Electro-whatnow?

Does it hurt? And if it does is it in a not-fun sort of way or a spanky sort of way?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

when does one stop being a newbie so one can address you?

Once you make my acquaintance and I decide if I like you or not.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

They already THINK we're talking about them...we don't want them to be crushed by the truth.

We really should use our powers for good, not evil.

 

[John Doe]

when does one stop being a newbie so one can address you?

When you stop fucking worrying about whether or not you're a newbie.

Idiot.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Electro-whatnow?

Does it hurt? And if it does is it in a not-fun sort of way or a spanky sort of way?

It doesn't hurt a bit. All that pesky hair will be gone after 42 visits.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

What the fuck?? Are you back to take over the board?

 

[John Doe]

It doesn't hurt a bit. All that pesky hair will be gone after 42 visits.

42?

Why did you choose that number in particular?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

What the fuck?? Are you back to take over the board?

I didn't realize I had ever taken over the board.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

42?

Why did you choose that number in particular?

That's how many visits it takes.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

We really should use our powers for good, not evil.

We did our humanitarian deed for the year with our thread.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I didn't realize I had ever taken over the board.

Well, you can be clueless, that's true.

 

[Guest]

I didn't realize I had ever taken over the board.

Why do you think I'm working into your good graces? So that when the Revolution comes, I'll simply be conscripted into the Man-Harem, rather than executed outright.

 

[esorm66]

Sorry that I'm a newbie, but do you mind if I say hello?

 

[where]

Once you make my acquaintance and I decide if I like you or not.

but if you won't address a newbie, then how can they make your acquaintance?

When you stop fucking worrying about whether or not you're a newbie.

Idiot.

I wasn't referring to myself. Jerk