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[Guest]

You have a similar chin, but the rest of your face looks nothing like him.

Especially the eyes. He has very distinctive eyes, and I mean that in the least homosexual way possible.

Just so you know.

See, that's what I thought. But whatever, never turn away a kind word.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

*Laughs* What are you, kidding? I lay it on with a fucking trowel, and I skate?

Are you saying that your compliments were insincere?

 

[John Doe]

You laid it on too thick.

Fine, be that way.

*Laughs* What are you, kidding? I lay it on with a fucking trowel, and I skate?

I think I'm just not pretty enough for her...maybe missing a foot puts her off?

I don't blame her though. A lot of people feel that way.

 

[Guest]

Are you saying that your compliments were insincere?

No, just that I'm a slut. There's a difference.

Edit: Realistic self-deprecation is not insincerity. That's all.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Yeah I do too. But more in a God I want to fuck James Bond kind of way.

Exactly.

Pierce Brosnan, too...though Connery has aged better.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Fine, be that way.



I think I'm just not pretty enough for her...maybe missing a foot puts her off?

I don't blame her though. A lot of people feel that way.

Whatever. Besides as far as I know you are a fucking blue and red bear.

 

[Guest]

Fine, be that way.



I think I'm just not pretty enough for her...maybe missing a foot puts her off?

I don't blame her though. A lot of people feel that way.

Ouch, dude. And I don't think a thing so minor would turn away a girl like Mia. She strikes me as the type who could look past, yanno?

 

[John Doe]

See, that's what I thought. But whatever, never turn away a kind word.

True. I've tried things like "I think you're full of shit, but thank you" and for some reason it pisses them off!

I'm thinking maybe I should just say thank you from now on.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

No, just that I'm a slut. There's a difference.

I have nothing against sluts. Especially when it works in my favor.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Exactly.

Pierce Brosnan, too...though Connery has aged better.

Connery has aged much better. I love every James Bond.

 

[Guest]

I have nothing against sluts. Especially when it works in my favor.

In your favor, I doubt. But you're one hell of a woman, and you don't look at me like a live toad in your salad. Heyyyy.

 

[John Doe]

Whatever. Besides as far as I know you are a fucking blue and red bear.

Um yeah. What did you think I was talking about?

I'm actually brown. It's just that my silhouette is those colors for my campaign.

Ohhh, I know...is it the bestiality thing? Is it because of the way people would judge us? Never mind them. We know our love is good and true and pure.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I have nothing against sluts. Especially when it works in my favor.

We really do need to talk.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

In your favor, I doubt. But you're one hell of a woman, and you don't look at me like a live toad in your salad. Heyyyy.

It's always in my favor. I don't have to work so hard for it.

 

[John Doe]

Ouch, dude. And I don't think a thing so minor would turn away a girl like Mia. She strikes me as the type who could look past, yanno?

Yeah I know. I think it's the bear thing anyway.

I have nothing against sluts. Especially when it works in my favor.

Oh, but you have a problem with one-legged bears?! Typical!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Um yeah. What did you think I was talking about?

I'm actually brown. It's just that my silhouette is those colors for my campaign.

Ohhh, I know...is it the bestiality thing? Is it because of the way people would judge us? Never mind them. We know our love is good and true and pure.

I'll admit, it's all the hair. I prefer hairless chests.

 

[Guest]

Um yeah. What did you think I was talking about?

I'm actually brown. It's just that my silhouette is those colors for my campaign.

Ohhh, I know...is it the bestiality thing? Is it because of the way people would judge us? Never mind them. We know our love is good and true and pure.

"Mr. Uh... Bear... Bear... BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!"

 

[mrsmiawallace]

We really do need to talk.

Am I in trouble? That sounds serious.

 

[John Doe]

In your favor, I doubt. But you're one hell of a woman, and you don't look at me like a live toad in your salad. Heyyyy.

Um...would that be worse than a dead toad?

 

[Guest]

I'll admit, it's all the hair. I prefer hairless chests.

Nothing a little man-scaping doesn't fix.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Yeah I know. I think it's the bear thing anyway.



Oh, but you have a problem with one-legged bears?! Typical!

Wax your chest and we'll talk.

 

[fluffPE]

We really do need to talk.

Yeah...talk...that's it.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Nothing a little man-scaping doesn't fix.

Okay, that made me chuckle.

 

[Guest]

Wax your chest and we'll talk.

I won't wax. I rash. But I'll keep it in regs. Fair compromise?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I won't wax. I rash. But I'll keep it in regs. Fair compromise?

I think I can overlook it for you. Don't tell Stup, okay?