Ask me anything

[John Doe]

You've got a sort of Reese Witherspoon thing going on, so yes. Smart, hot, nice butt, and full of attitude? You better keep me at arms' length.

I wasn't thinking Reese Witherspoon so much as, um...shit, who's Whatshername from that movie?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I think I can arrange that.

~waiting~

 

[Guest]

Sean Connery?

It's a personal joke. Certain feminine qualities make me turn into a randy, grizzled Scotsman. Just ignore me.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

~waiting~

I think I used to have your number, but my phone took a swim.

 

[John Doe]

I wasn't thinking Reese Witherspoon so much as, um...shit, who's Whatshername from that movie?

Actually, what I meant to say was you're stunningly beautiful in your own way, completely apart from any famous or semi-famous actresses I may or may not have seen.

You are a beautiful and unique snowflake.

I meant Mia, not me...

Although I am too.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

It's a personal joke. Certain feminine qualities make me turn into a randy, grizzled Scotsman. Just ignore me.

I'm not sure I could ignore you.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

It's a personal joke. Certain feminine qualities make me turn into a randy, grizzled Scotsman. Just ignore me.

~Curious~

If we throw quarters at you, will you perform?

 

[classclown]

WOW! You are stunning. Nothing wrong with looking like Reese. Infact, you look better than Reese, I love women with red hair. WOW!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Actually, what I meant to say was you're stunningly beautiful in your own way, completely apart from any famous or semi-famous actresses I may or may not have seen.

You are a beautiful and unique snowflake.

I meant Mia, not me...

Although I am too.

Uh huh. Or maybe did you mean Christina Ricci?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

WOW! You are stunning. Nothing wrong with looking like Reese. Infact, you look better than Reese, I love woman with red hair. WOW!

Thanks, that is very sweet to say.

 

[Guest]

~Curious~

If we throw quarters at you, will you perform?

Sure, but I didn't bring the goat... oh you mean the Sean CONNERY thing!

Why, shairtainleh. *Smirk*

 

[John Doe]

Uh huh.

Well I am!

Or maybe did you mean Christina Ricci?

Maybe around the mouth a little, but not really...no, the other one.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Well I am!



Maybe around the mouth a little, but not really...no, the other one.

What other one? I'm curious now. What was she in?

 

[John Doe]

Thanks, that is very sweet to say.

What, you say "uh huh" to the briiliant fucking prose I just conjured and this cliched drivel is "very sweet to say"?

WTF?!

 

[John Doe]

What other one? I'm curious now. What was she in?

Oh, seriously?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

What, you say "uh huh" to the briiliant fucking prose I just conjured and this cliched drivel is "very sweet to say"?

WTF?!

I didn't believe yours.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Sure, but I didn't bring the goat... oh you mean the Sean CONNERY thing!

Why, shairtainleh. *Smirk*

I Sean Connery in very dirty, girl-with-Daddy-issues ways. Just so you know.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I Sean Connery in very dirty, girl-with-Daddy-issues ways. Just so you know.

Yeah I do too. But more in a God I want to fuck James Bond kind of way.

 

[Guest]

I Sean Connery in very dirty, girl-with-Daddy-issues ways. Just so you know.

Noted.

 

[John Doe]

I didn't believe yours.

Why not?

 

[Guest]

Yeah I do too. But more in a God I want to fuck James Bond kind of way.

Was it you who made the Daniel Craig comparison? It was completely full of shit, but about the best compliment I received all week.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Why not?

You laid it on too thick.

 

[Guest]

You laid it on too thick.

*Laughs* What are you, kidding? I lay it on with a fucking trowel, and I skate?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Was it you who made the Daniel Craig comparison? It was completely full of shit, but about the best compliment I received all week.

Nope, that wasn't me. But he was fucking hot in Tomb raider and I can kind of see it.

 

[John Doe]

Was it you who made the Daniel Craig comparison? It was completely full of shit, but about the best compliment I received all week.

You have a similar chin, but the rest of your face looks nothing like him.

Especially the eyes. He has very distinctive eyes, and I mean that in the least homosexual way possible.

Just so you know.