impressive
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It was the Sword incident, wasn't it?![]()
It was apparently during my pre-sword days.
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It was the Sword incident, wasn't it?![]()
*sigh*
The best laid plans can be totally fucked by the weather. And sadly, that means I might not be getting laid tonight.
huh? ahh I'm guessing this is an accusation from someone else towards you..
Um, sorta. Towards my name, anyway. Unfortunately, it's a common name. Pain in the ass to sort, so I don't know yet if it's a clerical error or a case of identity theft.
I keep telling you to change your name to Ivanna Fuqelottethat way identity theft would at least be funny.
I want to do something funny while I still have a rap sheet.![]()
Is there any such thing as a white-speckled Indian? Well if there wasn't before, there now is. I am a white speckled Indian...i am speckled with white paint...fuuuuunnnn...![]()
Is there any such thing as a white-speckled Indian? Well if there wasn't before, there now is. I am a white speckled Indian...i am speckled with white paint...fuuuuunnnn...![]()
I'll help you scrub it off. Go hop in the shower.![]()
uuuuuh huuuh duck boy...
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VM, a whaaa?
Ahhhh...i gets it. Yes, like that, but with more brown and a smidgen less whiteoh and my hair is black...
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First lightning bug - yay!
First lightning bug - yay!
I saw a lightning bug last night for the first time this year. Made me smile.
We don't get them out here . . .![]()
Let me get my jar and poke some holes in the lid. What was your address again?![]()
There's been a lightning bug ballet in my back meadow for the past week. In fact, given what was taking place as I last watched them through the window above my bed, I have an all new appreciation for the view.
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