Blurting it out....Playground style
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Daniel1982
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this is a memo for us "men" and I use that term very loosely.....
how to get a woman (a real one not that bitch at the gas station with the patch over her eye and a clubbed foot)
TAKE YOUR TIME/RELAX/PATIENCE !!!!!!!!!!!11111111
First it's not a fucking race ok? If you take your time and relax..maybe a few breaths you aren't going to lose. Trust me I know all of you are thinking with your other head..but try the one on your shoulders...think of it like this.....There is lady A you are interested in...You try and be a "typical guy" (and don't bullshit you know what a typical guy is..if you don't ask 99.999999999999999999% of the ladies here they know) yet she ignores you OR she tells you to um take your business elsewhere so to speak..So lets try it this way..introduce yourself to her...try and find something you have in common....or if you are failing miserably in that then talk about the fucking weather for christ sakes..ANYTHING that has "common value" aka something you both can relate to...then S L O W L Y! take it from there
That fine line between friends and more then friends
There is an EXTREMELY thin line between friends and much more then friends. I've found that if you back up about 40 feet from that line and let the lady COME TO YOU!!!!!! Trust me on this one I've been friends with an extremely fine woman for almost 10 months now and while I would hop in bed with this girl at the drop of a dime I've sat back and let her call the shots. WOO fucking HOO seriously She has controlled this friendship since day 1 so we are what we are today because of her. And while I've yet to kiss/fuck/suck/lick/etc to her I know that it not that far away. Remember also every girl/woman is different there are some that love you within 2 days we call those whores then theres others that won't even let you touch them after being friends with them for MONTHS..you should CHASE THAT! If you spend a little bit more time on the friend side of things you'll be pretty amazed what it might turn into. Ladies are more comfortable USUALLY with a guy that doesn't want to hop in their pants the millisecond they meet...and if you do then don't tell her that!
MIND OVER ALL (a great song by hatebreed by the way)
Psychical attraction dies after a few months/years. What you have psychically doesn't mean anything you can't support that lifestyle plus 1..mental attraction doesn't die..unless you just become stupid?!? I dont know man but You might have a body built like a fucking wall and drive a 2008 Lotus but if you talk like your shit don't stink all you are going to get is the materialistic girl. Remember what G I Joe use to say "Knowing is half the battle" and you bet your ass it is.
What you do and don't talk about on the phone/in person/online
DO
- ASK HOW HER DAY IS GOING/WENT!!!!!!
- ask about her job (hopefully she has one) or college something about her
- ask her what she does for fun/hobbies/etc.
- ask her to dinner/movies/walk in the park/mall/whatever ask her somewhere (not your house...yet)
- when or if she asks for pictures get some real pics. You know like you sitting near your car/bike/truck, you at a family outing, anything BUT a pic thats cut in half to hide your ex, or has you and your 10 boys completely trashed at a party/bar and DO NOT show your cock for the love of god. You know that saying "somethings are better not seen".While I'm sure it's "big/huge/cant fit 2 hands around it" blah blah blah no lady wants to see something that she can find anywhere else. No matter what ladies tell you a cock is a cock is a cock ok? There is nothing a cock can do that a dildo can't remember that and unless your cock vibrates without help you got nothing special bro.
DON'T
- talk about sex/sexual things/etc. UNLESS she brings it up then shut your mouth and listen to what she has to say and ONLY add in tid bits of what you like..hell take notes if need be. If you ever get a chance with her you better do it right or it won't happen ever again. And you'll be shocked how high some ladies sex drives are they just know how to hold it in.
- talk about fucking random chicks or your 1 night stands or your ex girlfriend/wife/whatever. You will attract the wrong kind of ladies if they find out you'll take anything thats has 2 legs and heart beat
- get completely drunk when they are around..while it might be fun it usually ends things pretty quickly when sober hits
- start off a story with "1 time my buddies and I were completely blitzed and we went to this party....." everyone parties just keep it to yourself no need to brag..that doesn't impress her I'm sure
How to handle calling her
with the power of the internet and mobile phones an actual phone call is almost unheard of. So for starters DO NOT BLOW UP HER CELL PHONE!!!!!!111 she might have a LIFE
Start off with the basics like if shes online say hey whats up...or text her ONCE IN A WHILE! you do know what once and a while is right? NOT EVERY DAY! remember the hot chick I was tellin you about earlier in this post? well I talk to her on the phone about once every 2 weeks if I'm lucky and we text back and forth usually daily but not much more then I'd say an hour of time tops. You don't want to consume the girl like shes some top cut piece of steak with onions and A1 sauce ontop. Again let her come to you. Don't be needy!
A SPINE/GROW SOME BALLS
If you don't have one of these then I suggest you get one before you search for a woman. You are going to need a spine and grow some fucking balls at the same time. A LOT (I'd say a good 90%) like a guy that doesn't chicken out and tells her what is on his mind or asks her a question that might be "loaded" & stop complaing about how much life sucks. Trust me I'm only 25 (yes I'm a baby I know ) and I'm well aware that life doesn't get any better UNLESS YOU MAKE IT BETTER! Everyone has a down time just keep the head up and press on.
MANNERS!
Burping the alphabet doesn't impress them neither does putting a lit match infront of your ass and farting. Say you know like please,thank you, Hold the door open for them, tell them they look pretty (NOT FUCKING HOT, blazing, delicious, whatever fucked up term you have), buy them dinner, drinks, etc. you know like take care of them as if they were your girlfriend.
BE UP FRONT AND HONEST!
If you bullshit it will kick you in the ass sooner then later period end of discussion! Keep your feelings and cock in check! Just be your god damn self
I don't promise these are true or that they work this is just my 2 cents here. Take it how you want I'm just telling you what works for me..now on that note excuse me while I go to the beach again with that hot chick I was talking about earlier in this post.
how to get a woman (a real one not that bitch at the gas station with the patch over her eye and a clubbed foot)
TAKE YOUR TIME/RELAX/PATIENCE !!!!!!!!!!!11111111
First it's not a fucking race ok? If you take your time and relax..maybe a few breaths you aren't going to lose. Trust me I know all of you are thinking with your other head..but try the one on your shoulders...think of it like this.....There is lady A you are interested in...You try and be a "typical guy" (and don't bullshit you know what a typical guy is..if you don't ask 99.999999999999999999% of the ladies here they know) yet she ignores you OR she tells you to um take your business elsewhere so to speak..So lets try it this way..introduce yourself to her...try and find something you have in common....or if you are failing miserably in that then talk about the fucking weather for christ sakes..ANYTHING that has "common value" aka something you both can relate to...then S L O W L Y! take it from there
That fine line between friends and more then friends
There is an EXTREMELY thin line between friends and much more then friends. I've found that if you back up about 40 feet from that line and let the lady COME TO YOU!!!!!! Trust me on this one I've been friends with an extremely fine woman for almost 10 months now and while I would hop in bed with this girl at the drop of a dime I've sat back and let her call the shots. WOO fucking HOO seriously She has controlled this friendship since day 1 so we are what we are today because of her. And while I've yet to kiss/fuck/suck/lick/etc to her I know that it not that far away. Remember also every girl/woman is different there are some that love you within 2 days we call those whores then theres others that won't even let you touch them after being friends with them for MONTHS..you should CHASE THAT! If you spend a little bit more time on the friend side of things you'll be pretty amazed what it might turn into. Ladies are more comfortable USUALLY with a guy that doesn't want to hop in their pants the millisecond they meet...and if you do then don't tell her that!
MIND OVER ALL (a great song by hatebreed by the way)
Psychical attraction dies after a few months/years. What you have psychically doesn't mean anything you can't support that lifestyle plus 1..mental attraction doesn't die..unless you just become stupid?!? I dont know man but You might have a body built like a fucking wall and drive a 2008 Lotus but if you talk like your shit don't stink all you are going to get is the materialistic girl. Remember what G I Joe use to say "Knowing is half the battle" and you bet your ass it is.
What you do and don't talk about on the phone/in person/online
DO
- ASK HOW HER DAY IS GOING/WENT!!!!!!
- ask about her job (hopefully she has one) or college something about her
- ask her what she does for fun/hobbies/etc.
- ask her to dinner/movies/walk in the park/mall/whatever ask her somewhere (not your house...yet)
- when or if she asks for pictures get some real pics. You know like you sitting near your car/bike/truck, you at a family outing, anything BUT a pic thats cut in half to hide your ex, or has you and your 10 boys completely trashed at a party/bar and DO NOT show your cock for the love of god. You know that saying "somethings are better not seen".While I'm sure it's "big/huge/cant fit 2 hands around it" blah blah blah no lady wants to see something that she can find anywhere else. No matter what ladies tell you a cock is a cock is a cock ok? There is nothing a cock can do that a dildo can't remember that and unless your cock vibrates without help you got nothing special bro.
DON'T
- talk about sex/sexual things/etc. UNLESS she brings it up then shut your mouth and listen to what she has to say and ONLY add in tid bits of what you like..hell take notes if need be. If you ever get a chance with her you better do it right or it won't happen ever again. And you'll be shocked how high some ladies sex drives are they just know how to hold it in.
- talk about fucking random chicks or your 1 night stands or your ex girlfriend/wife/whatever. You will attract the wrong kind of ladies if they find out you'll take anything thats has 2 legs and heart beat
- get completely drunk when they are around..while it might be fun it usually ends things pretty quickly when sober hits
- start off a story with "1 time my buddies and I were completely blitzed and we went to this party....." everyone parties just keep it to yourself no need to brag..that doesn't impress her I'm sure
How to handle calling her
with the power of the internet and mobile phones an actual phone call is almost unheard of. So for starters DO NOT BLOW UP HER CELL PHONE!!!!!!111 she might have a LIFE
Start off with the basics like if shes online say hey whats up...or text her ONCE IN A WHILE! you do know what once and a while is right? NOT EVERY DAY! remember the hot chick I was tellin you about earlier in this post? well I talk to her on the phone about once every 2 weeks if I'm lucky and we text back and forth usually daily but not much more then I'd say an hour of time tops. You don't want to consume the girl like shes some top cut piece of steak with onions and A1 sauce ontop. Again let her come to you. Don't be needy!A SPINE/GROW SOME BALLS
If you don't have one of these then I suggest you get one before you search for a woman. You are going to need a spine and grow some fucking balls at the same time. A LOT (I'd say a good 90%) like a guy that doesn't chicken out and tells her what is on his mind or asks her a question that might be "loaded" & stop complaing about how much life sucks. Trust me I'm only 25 (yes I'm a baby I know
) and I'm well aware that life doesn't get any better UNLESS YOU MAKE IT BETTER! Everyone has a down time just keep the head up and press on.MANNERS!
Burping the alphabet doesn't impress them neither does putting a lit match infront of your ass and farting. Say you know like please,thank you, Hold the door open for them, tell them they look pretty (NOT FUCKING HOT, blazing, delicious, whatever fucked up term you have), buy them dinner, drinks, etc. you know like take care of them as if they were your girlfriend.
BE UP FRONT AND HONEST!
If you bullshit it will kick you in the ass sooner then later period end of discussion! Keep your feelings and cock in check! Just be your god damn self
I don't promise these are true or that they work this is just my 2 cents here. Take it how you want I'm just telling you what works for me..now on that note excuse me while I go to the beach again with that hot chick I was talking about earlier in this post.
AphroditeReborn
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Can I get an AMEN from all the ladies out there!?!? 
Thanks Daniel and good luck with the hot chick
Thanks Daniel and good luck with the hot chick
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Damn but I want another call just like that one 
mrtnmoon
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That child really should be called Damien
reminds me of a song by mojo nixon - "I'm living with a 3-foot antichrist".
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Damn but I want another call just like that one
all in due time, my love.
after all... I don't want to rush it and end up coming up with something not as good.
Daniel1982
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Can I get an AMEN from all the ladies out there!?!?
Thanks Daniel and good luck with the hot chick
thank you ar
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We gassy half blind gorilla feet bitches need a lil romancin' too!!
*sniffles and pushes the hot chick over with my clubbed foot*
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We gassy half blind gorilla feet bitches need a lil romancin' too!!
*sniffles and pushes the hot chick over with my clubbed foot*
*giggling uncontrollably*
Like you would be mean to a hot chick!
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*giggles and pulls you into my lap for a hulahooped hugglefest*
How's my LeiLei doing today? Has she been a ...good girl?
Just not to such a hot chick like yourself
But I would! But then I'd apologise profusely and offer to make out with her just to make up for it. I's giving that way *nods*
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We gassy half blind gorilla feet bitches need a lil romancin' too!!
*sniffles and pushes the hot chick over with my clubbed foot*
appy don't be silly you know damn well you fall into the hot chick category as does leilei
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I'll have you know...
This silliness is ingrained in my DNA
And I believe I'm in the "being lined" category
But nevermind, at least we agree on the LeiLei hot chickiness
How'd the chatting up go?
Are we all being invited on your date with the chick of the oh the hotness?
Daniel1982
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I'll have you know...
This silliness is ingrained in my DNA
And I believe I'm in the "being lined" category
But nevermind, at least we agree on the LeiLei hot chickiness
How'd the chatting up go?
Are we all being invited on your date with the chick of the oh the hotness?
appy hush your hot get over it
and yes leilei is equally hotand you guys cant be invited cause you'll purposely tell her bogus shit so she'll leave and then you can have me to yourself..dont try your appy tricks on me
I know all....well almost
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I would like a corn dog right now. . .
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Why can't she stop lying to me and just be civil about things?
Instead, she's got to cover up everything. It just makes her look worse.
Even if it was an innocent phonecall, or an innocent conversation , lying about it makes her look guilty of something.
In a relationship, you must trust one another.
And unfortunately, I can't trust a liar.
Instead, she's got to cover up everything. It just makes her look worse.
Even if it was an innocent phonecall, or an innocent conversation , lying about it makes her look guilty of something.
In a relationship, you must trust one another.
And unfortunately, I can't trust a liar.
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Why is it that every conversation I have with him, I end up crying?
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Why can't she stop lying to me and just be civil about things?
Instead, she's got to cover up everything. It just makes her look worse.
Even if it was an innocent phonecall, or an innocent conversation , lying about it makes her look guilty of something.
In a relationship, you must trust one another.
And unfortunately, I can't trust a liar.
Amen honey. You can't trust a liar. And I'm thinking that while sitting sad and lonely, it's nearly four a.m. and do I know where my liar is? Nope.
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venting...long post...so sorry
Today was a day from hell, so I just want to rant and get it out of my system and then I will be okay… I promise
Being on unemployment is frustrating enough, but thankfully I have the benefits coming in bi-weekly and still make ends meet, providing that I follow their rules and guidelines. One such rule is that I have to attend a training seminar for two days from 8:30 am to 2:30 pm – easy enough. Scheduled for today and tomorrow. This is mandatory and I could lose my benefits by not attending.
Backing up just a little… my daughter’s “boyfriend” whom she met online through a gaming site four years ago, came out for a visit in late May and planned on staying about 3 weeks. The first couple of days were fine, but my daughter didn’t feel that “romantic spark” with him and told him she just wanted to be friends. They had never met before in person before he flew from Sacramento, CA to Baltimore, MD. Both are 18, so I really had no say in the matter other than the fact that she asked “can he stay here that long?” I said yes, of course I had to meet him for the first time too. Anyway, after the “I only want to be friends” talk, they quit talking to each other. Totally ignoring each other. Bad news for everyone and I really felt sorry for the guy being a house he didn’t want to be in.
So my daughter calls the airline to change the flight info, trying to get him home sooner. They need to charge her $208 for the cancellation/change fee and the increase in the price of the ticket from when she bought it. She asks for my debit card since she doesn’t have that much in her account and I did. That was Saturday and she specifically asked the agent “So, everything is done. All he needs to do is show up at the airport?” And the agent said yes.
Since it is an early morning flight this morning, she is just going to drop him off then head back here since I have my class at 8:30 for the unemployment thing. No worries. Should make it in plenty of time since she was dropping him off around 6am.
He goes to check in and the confirmation number that the airline gave my daughter on Saturday is now invalid and he can’t fly anywhere. Turns out they were supposed to send her an email to confirm the changes and if she didn’t respond to the changes within 24 hours then they would cancel the changes. No email ever came and she wasn’t even notified by the agent {whom we have since discovered was brand new on the job – train your fucking employees dammit!!!} so her poor friend is stuck at the airport until I get out of class at 2:30 and then she can go pick him up.
No fucking way! I am not that cruel to anyone {despite what rumors you’ve heard} and I found out that the changes might not have been completed in their system, thus negating the change in flight, however they still went ahead and charged my card $208. No, not once, but TWICE! $416 which caused an overdraft fee! After an hour on the phone with them this morning I discovered that they didn’t even have a record of charging my account {well STUPID someone authorized it or my bank wouldn’t have pulled the money from my account and brought me to a negative balance!}
OK while being “on hold” most of the time with the airline trying to figure out how to get my money back, I’m surfing around LIT and playing a few games and decide to read a [COLOR=”Red”]HOT HOT triple HOT[/COLOR] story from a guy that he sent to my regular email… GOD I hope he posts it! And it has me so fucking horny! The story is about an 18-year old kid… and guess who I am about to head to the airport to pick up…? an 18-year old kid! SHIT! Luckily it’s an hour drive to the airport or I probably would have attacked the poor kid with my lust! Not really, but I’m sure you get the idea….
After talking to my bank, which I will NEVER EVER bank anywhere else… my bank saw the duplicate charge and immediately refunded one of the $208 charges, however they have to wait the five business days for the other one to either “process”, in which case I have to fight with the airline to get my money back OR for it to “drop out of hold” in which case I’ll get my money back… on Saturday morning! They also refunded the NSF fee, which is another reason I will never switch banks. They are sooooo good to me!
Meanwhile, this poor kid is still sitting at the airport! Luckily, yesterday I had gotten another unemployment check, so I went to the airport to pick up the poor guy, cashed the check, deposited the cash so I could have the funds available to get his flight changed CORRECTLY this time {just because your kids are 18+ doesn’t mean they know squat about dealing with this kind of shit}. So I return home and call the airline to switch the flight to tomorrow. $150 penalty fee plus a $30 service fee plus $705 difference in the price of the airline ticket. Excuse me, fucking WHAT?!?
I told the agent at the airline. “Here’s what I am going to do. I am going to pretend this conversation NEVER happened because I have another website up right now that I can fly him home tomorrow for a THIRD that price on another airline. And I will never EVER use your airline again.” {For all your parents out there with barely adult children… college aged… please teach them that there are always cheaper options and the first deal may not be a “deal” at all}
Ok, so I missed my class, which now disqualifies me for unemployment because it was a mandatory class {don’t care what you say, friends and family ALWAYS come FIRST}, which means now I have to find 2 jobs that pay enough for me to still float above water here. And my daughter’s “friend” is here for another night in a house where he feels he is being ignored… Nope, not happy with my daughter right now either regarding her actions….
So how was your fucking day?
Thanks for letting me vent… now back to your regularly scheduled LIT perving!
Today was a day from hell, so I just want to rant and get it out of my system and then I will be okay… I promise
Being on unemployment is frustrating enough, but thankfully I have the benefits coming in bi-weekly and still make ends meet, providing that I follow their rules and guidelines. One such rule is that I have to attend a training seminar for two days from 8:30 am to 2:30 pm – easy enough. Scheduled for today and tomorrow. This is mandatory and I could lose my benefits by not attending.
Backing up just a little… my daughter’s “boyfriend” whom she met online through a gaming site four years ago, came out for a visit in late May and planned on staying about 3 weeks. The first couple of days were fine, but my daughter didn’t feel that “romantic spark” with him and told him she just wanted to be friends. They had never met before in person before he flew from Sacramento, CA to Baltimore, MD. Both are 18, so I really had no say in the matter other than the fact that she asked “can he stay here that long?” I said yes, of course I had to meet him for the first time too. Anyway, after the “I only want to be friends” talk, they quit talking to each other. Totally ignoring each other. Bad news for everyone and I really felt sorry for the guy being a house he didn’t want to be in.
So my daughter calls the airline to change the flight info, trying to get him home sooner. They need to charge her $208 for the cancellation/change fee and the increase in the price of the ticket from when she bought it. She asks for my debit card since she doesn’t have that much in her account and I did. That was Saturday and she specifically asked the agent “So, everything is done. All he needs to do is show up at the airport?” And the agent said yes.
Since it is an early morning flight this morning, she is just going to drop him off then head back here since I have my class at 8:30 for the unemployment thing. No worries. Should make it in plenty of time since she was dropping him off around 6am.
He goes to check in and the confirmation number that the airline gave my daughter on Saturday is now invalid and he can’t fly anywhere. Turns out they were supposed to send her an email to confirm the changes and if she didn’t respond to the changes within 24 hours then they would cancel the changes. No email ever came and she wasn’t even notified by the agent {whom we have since discovered was brand new on the job – train your fucking employees dammit!!!
} so her poor friend is stuck at the airport until I get out of class at 2:30 and then she can go pick him up. No fucking way! I am not that cruel to anyone {despite what rumors you’ve heard} and I found out that the changes might not have been completed in their system, thus negating the change in flight, however they still went ahead and charged my card $208. No, not once, but TWICE! $416 which caused an overdraft fee! After an hour on the phone with them this morning I discovered that they didn’t even have a record of charging my account {well STUPID someone authorized it or my bank wouldn’t have pulled the money from my account and brought me to a negative balance!}
OK while being “on hold” most of the time with the airline trying to figure out how to get my money back, I’m surfing around LIT and playing a few games and decide to read a [COLOR=”Red”]HOT HOT triple HOT[/COLOR] story from a guy that he sent to my regular email… GOD I hope he posts it! And it has me so fucking horny! The story is about an 18-year old kid… and guess who I am about to head to the airport to pick up…? an 18-year old kid! SHIT! Luckily it’s an hour drive to the airport or I probably would have attacked the poor kid with my lust! Not really, but I’m sure you get the idea….
After talking to my bank, which I will NEVER EVER bank anywhere else… my bank saw the duplicate charge and immediately refunded one of the $208 charges, however they have to wait the five business days for the other one to either “process”, in which case I have to fight with the airline to get my money back OR for it to “drop out of hold” in which case I’ll get my money back… on Saturday morning! They also refunded the NSF fee, which is another reason I will never switch banks. They are sooooo good to me!
Meanwhile, this poor kid is still sitting at the airport! Luckily, yesterday I had gotten another unemployment check, so I went to the airport to pick up the poor guy, cashed the check, deposited the cash so I could have the funds available to get his flight changed CORRECTLY this time {just because your kids are 18+ doesn’t mean they know squat about dealing with this kind of shit}. So I return home and call the airline to switch the flight to tomorrow. $150 penalty fee plus a $30 service fee plus $705 difference in the price of the airline ticket. Excuse me, fucking WHAT?!?
I told the agent at the airline. “Here’s what I am going to do. I am going to pretend this conversation NEVER happened because I have another website up right now that I can fly him home tomorrow for a THIRD that price on another airline. And I will never EVER use your airline again.” {For all your parents out there with barely adult children… college aged… please teach them that there are always cheaper options and the first deal may not be a “deal” at all}
Ok, so I missed my class, which now disqualifies me for unemployment because it was a mandatory class {don’t care what you say, friends and family ALWAYS come FIRST}, which means now I have to find 2 jobs that pay enough for me to still float above water here. And my daughter’s “friend” is here for another night in a house where he feels he is being ignored… Nope, not happy with my daughter right now either regarding her actions….
So how was your fucking day?
Thanks for letting me vent… now back to your regularly scheduled LIT perving!
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Today was a day from hell, so I just want to rant and get it out of my system and then I will be okay… I promise
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Meanwhile, this poor kid is still sitting at the airport! Luckily, yesterday I had gotten another unemployment check, so I went to the airport to pick up the poor guy, cashed the check, deposited the cash so I could have the funds available to get his flight changed CORRECTLY this time {just because your kids are 18+ doesn’t mean they know squat about dealing with this kind of shit}. So I return home and call the airline to switch the flight to tomorrow. $150 penalty fee plus a $30 service fee plus $705 difference in the price of the airline ticket. Excuse me, fucking WHAT?!?
I told the agent at the airline. “Here’s what I am going to do. I am going to pretend this conversation NEVER happened because I have another website up right now that I can fly him home tomorrow for a THIRD that price on another airline. And I will never EVER use your airline again.” {For all your parents out there with barely adult children… college aged… please teach them that there are always cheaper options and the first deal may not be a “deal” at all}
Ok, so I missed my class, which now disqualifies me for unemployment because it was a mandatory class {don’t care what you say, friends and family ALWAYS come FIRST}, which means now I have to find 2 jobs that pay enough for me to still float above water here. And my daughter’s “friend” is here for another night in a house where he feels he is being ignored… Nope, not happy with my daughter right now either regarding her actions….
So how was your fucking day?
Thanks for letting me vent… now back to your regularly scheduled LIT perving!
well I won't mention , 18 year old children and the net.......
.....they still have buses.....- Status
