Now THIS is how you clean up the General Board...

[Hg Dragon]

Step inside, hello! We've the most amazing show!
You'll enjoy it all we know
Step inside! Step Inside!

We've got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks!
Leave your hammers at the box
Come Inside! Come Inside!
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Left behind the bars, rows of Bishops' heads in jars
And a bomb inside a car!
Spectacular! Spectacular!

If you follow me there's a speciality
Some tears for you to see!
Misery, misery!
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Next upon the bill in our House of Vaudeville
We've a stripper in a till
What a thrill! What a thrill!

And not content with that
With our hands behind our backs
We pull Jesus from a hat!
Get into that! Get into that!

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends!
We're so glad you could attend!
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind the glass lies a real blade of grass!
Be careful as you pass
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start!
Guaranteed to blow your head apart!
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show... in Heaven, Hell, or Earth
You've got to see the show! It's a dynamo!
You've got to see the show! It's rock and roll! ...

Right before your eyes, we pull laughter from the skies!
And he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he dies...
Come inside the show's about to start, guaranteed to blow your head apart
You've got to see the show! It's a dynamo!
You've got to see the show! It's rock and roll...

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's Ragtime Band
Dixieland, Dixieland!

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool!
Seven virgins and a mule!
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own
All our own. All our own.

Come and see the show! Come and see the show!
Come and see the show! See the show!

Haven't heard an EL&P song in ages, since I was still living with my parents all those years ago. My dad still has this album. On vinyl. I helped him dub all his records over to CD so he can listen to them in the car.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Next upon the stand, will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's Ragtime Band! Dixieland! Dixieland!

Recidiva is just playing the "I know you are but what am I" comeback. I've noted for a long time, many times, that the GB is a giant freak show where I can poke at the exhibits for free.

This is one of very few forums where people behave like "her". I mean, really, where else can I ever hope to go where someone's gonna threaten to perforate me and I never even threatened them?

Oops, what was that? Recidiva can't show us such a forum? Well, there you go. That's why the GB is a freak show.

If I'm wrong then show me another forum where that behavior is acceptable.

 

[bronzeage]

Recidiva is just playing the "I know you are but what am I" comeback. I've noted for a long time, many times, that the GB is a giant freak show where I can poke at the exhibits for free.

This is one of very few forums where people behave like "her". I mean, really, where else can I ever hope to go where someone's gonna threaten to perforate me and I never even threatened them?

Oops, what was that? Recidiva can't show us such a forum? Well, there you go. That's why the GB is a freak show.

If I'm wrong then show me another forum where that behavior is acceptable.

Show me any other forum where you post.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!

I never got that.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

OMFG... what the fuck... I am totally the center of these guys' attention

talking like little pathetic kids about me and begging for my attention at 4am in the morning, no less

and they call me obsessed?

Y'all need to get laid. Hard to do that when you are as stupid and crazy as you people are...


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[bronzeage]

You still won't tell us where these other boards are.

You got your head handed to you over there too.

 

[HeavyStick]

You still won't tell us where these other boards are.

You got your head handed to you over there too.

With all his posts, all the posts of his alts, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the time to post elsewhere.

His ridiculous shit talking is hilarious given the size of his ignore list.

 

[Recidiva]

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!

I never got that.

(it rhymes. that's pretty much it.)

 

[bronzeage]

With all his posts, all the posts of his alts, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the time to post elsewhere.

His ridiculous shit talking is hilarious given the size of his ignore list.

The funny thing is, only the people posting in this thread have seen it, because everybody else has him on ignore.

The girls in the other forums kick his ass too. He has to come here because Lit is the only forum with enough traffic for him to find people who haven't figured him out.

 

[Bert Notorius]

(it rhymes. that's pretty much it.)

There is that.

 

[Recidiva]

I demand that LJ prove that he...

Oh wait. I don't care. Right.

 

[Tebazile]

Show me any other forum where you post.

Hahaha!

 

[Hg Dragon]

I say if we're all on ignore, we just take this thread elsewhere, then watch as he continues to think it's all about him.

 

[Recidiva]

I say if we're all on ignore, we just take this thread elsewhere, then watch as he continues to think it's all about him.

We're everywhere, baby.

I don't care if he thinks it's all about him. That's part of the funny.

 

[Hg Dragon]

Sorry, I meant the topic at hand.

Something along the lines of discussing the cultural relativism of Kevin Smith's "Clerks" universe: Biting social commentary, or excuse to put two hours worth of dick jokes and profanity on film?

 

[Recidiva]

Sorry, I meant the topic at hand.

Something along the lines of discussing the cultural relativism of Kevin Smith's "Clerks" universe: Biting social commentary, or excuse to put two hours worth of dick jokes and profanity on film?

Oh, hey, I'll follow you there.

There was some stuff in there about the Death Star.

 

[Hg Dragon]

Builders on the second Death Star:

Evil Imperial tyrants lookin' to keep on keepin' the man down, or innocent contractors looking to provide for themselves and their families?

 

[Recidiva]

Builders on the second Death Star:

Evil Imperial tyrants lookin' to keep on keepin' the man down, or innocent contractors looking to provide for themselves and their families?

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You know, you guys who talk all day about how mature you are and how I cannot get along with people I disagree with, really ought to look at your "do as I say do, not as I do" hypocrisy.

There are people on the GB who really shouldn't be here because they exhibit more class in their left toenail than you have ever shown in all your time here, especially with me. They probably have all the same disagreements with me as you do, but far better class.

They don't hurl sockpuppet racial insults like "Recidiva" does. They don't make perforation threats like ... er, Reci.. er, Ulaven Demented does. They don't make gay insinuations like that fatherless manbitch Bronzeage. Yet they disagree with me just as much.

You want to lecture me about acting like an adult? Practice what you preach. Ditch the "do as I say do, not as I do" bullshit. Go read how people like PosterOfAGirl behave, that's an example of an adult who knows how to handle disagreements like an adult. Funny how I treat her nice and treat you like dog shit. It's because you get what you give.

Same disagreements. Far better class than you. It's time for you to start spin doctoring again.

 

[Hg Dragon]

Aaaaaahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Yet another appeal to everyone else to live up to the standards that you don't hold yourself to Le Jackass.

Another variation on your basic themes, "Whatever I can get away with." (always playing to the lowest common denominator), "But they did it first!" (even if they didn't), and the favorite fallback, "People like you don't exist in the "real world."

If you listen closely you can hear "Thunder and Lightning" playing in the background.

Le petite Pitre

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Blah blah blah, don't threaten to shoot Ulaven Demorte but it's okay for him to threaten to shoot you, do as he says do, not as he does, blah blah blah.

Oh shut up, hypocrite.

 

[TANG GOD]

family matters was my favorite show.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And for Ulaven Demorte's next reply:

"I threatened to shoot you even though you never threatened to shoot me, but you're the crazy one here."

I'm still waiting to hear about any other Lit forums where I have been threatened with that kind of violence.

What? No such thing? Well then, that's why you're a fucking nutcase, UD.

 

[Hg Dragon]

family matters was my favorite show.

The daughter that Urkel was after was kind of cute.