I don't get this Boobsnbrain's thing

[Batch]

Guess that's better than drawing naught, right?

It is indeed much better than that, dear.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

You leave again I'll :caning: you!

Is that meant as a deterrent?

She'd probably like that, huh? I shall have to think up another form of punishment.

it depends.... would you have a camera with you?

We can probably get the donkey to film the whole thing.

So...do we need to make sure our schedules match up so we can do this right? Synchronize the watches, all that? Spins...go ahead and vacuum and clean the kitchen. You're gonna want to be here for this.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

you are a straaaaaaange woman at times *lol*

Isn't that part of the fun?

 

[QuickDuck]

Oh, right.

I'd like the cookie, too

*sigh* some people want their cookie....and want to eat it too

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I did. Sweet enough to melt my teeth. Perfect.

Made an amaretto cheesecake this week...just sweet enough. It was perfect!

Oh, right.

I'd like the cookie, too

Will you clean the kitchen after?

BNB,

I just don't understand why I never get mentioned in your lit gossip. I thought we were friends. *pout*

Honey...you were part of the dodecagon. I didn't want to name names and sully your rep.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Honey...you were part of the dodecagon. I didn't want to name names and sully your rep.

You're a good friend to think of me like that.

 

[Spins]

Very well. I'll see if I can't figure out how to swing by. Please be sure to tell the donkey that I am in no way responsible for the things that might occur to him while he is distracted while filming <nods>

*sigh* some people want their cookie....and want to eat it too

If I had my way (which isn't too often) then yes.

 

[Batch]

*sigh* some people want their cookie....and want to eat it too

only if they are oatmeal cookies.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm not sure. Maybe I should leave and come back again?

You don't need to leave. We'll just get a big rubber stamp that says "Whiny Bitch" and smack them on the forehead when they get close. Maybe some kind of emote could be attached to every post they make, sort of like a "children at play" sign. Other posters would know to type slowly when responding to them.

 

[1hotbabe]

We can probably get the donkey to film the whole thing.

So...do we need to make sure our schedules match up so we can do this right? Synchronize the watches, all that? Spins...go ahead and vacuum and clean the kitchen. You're gonna want to be here for this.

We will need to get our ducks, so to speak, in a row. The ducks can go stand with the donkey once their job is finished. Then, let the games begin!

 

[Spins]

Will you clean the kitchen after?

Of course! Dirty kitchens rub me the wrong way.

I keep my food in there ya know?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

You're a good friend to think of me like that.

I have moments in which I'm not a cunning, manipulative, whoring wench. They're few and far between, mind you...but they're there...mainly when I'm sleeping.

Very well. I'll see if I can't figure out how to swing by. Please be sure to tell the donkey that I am in no way responsible for the things that might occur to him while he is distracted while filming <nods>

You'd better watch the donkey. He can be a real ass.

 

[QuickDuck]

We will need to get our ducks, so to speak, in a row. The ducks can go stand with the donkey once their job is finished. Then, let the games begin!

bah that is so going to screw up my vanity searches!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/gagegararge/ThreadDirection.jpg

 

[BoobsNBrains]

You don't need to leave. We'll just get a big rubber stamp that says "Whiny Bitch" and smack them on the forehead when they get close. Maybe some kind of emote could be attached to every post they make, sort of like a "children at play" sign. Other posters would know to type slowly when responding to them.

Like one of these?

http://www.victorystore.com/signs/property_management/images/slow_children_at_play_sign.jpg

Side note in that vein: When I was a kid, there was one of these signs on the street where my cousins lived, and I thought it meant that drivers needed to be warned that they were stupid and might run out in front of cars.

 

[1hotbabe]

bah that is so going to screw up my vanity searches!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/gagegararge/ThreadDirection.jpg

LOL! Then my job here is complete!

 

[QuickDuck]

Like one of these?

http://www.victorystore.com/signs/property_management/images/slow_children_at_play_sign.jpg

Side note in that vein: When I was a kid, there was one of these signs on the street where my cousins lived, and I thought it meant that drivers needed to be warned that they were stupid and might run out in front of cars.

i think a handicapped sign might be better for some of them

 

[BoobsNBrains]

We will need to get our ducks, so to speak, in a row. The ducks can go stand with the donkey once their job is finished. Then, let the games begin!

Can we pluck them and eat them after? I do love me some crispy duck!

Of course! Dirty kitchens rub me the wrong way.

I keep my food in there ya know?

Mine's not dirty...it's just that cookie-making gets it a little messy...what with that damned 26-lb. KitchenAid monster and all...

 

[BoobsNBrains]

i think a handicapped sign might be better for some of them

Well, the one that was there didn't have the picture...it just said "Slow Children Playing"...I translated that as "Slow Children....Playing." It made sense, if you knew my cousins. *insert KY joke here*

 

[mansome]

bah that is so going to screw up my vanity searches!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/gagegararge/ThreadDirection.jpg

right clicks that one.............. love it

 

[Shamanskiss]

I don't know

No no no. You've got it all wrong. It wasn't a love triangle at all. It was a love dodecagon and involved more Lit posters than you can possibly shake a (pardon the pun) stick at. The reason I left for a while was that I was in the process of starting a business wherein two other women and I pluck wealthy men from the Internet, lure them into falling in love with circus midgets who do Tijuana donkey shows on the side, and then blackmail them until they're bled dry. We never could come up with a catchy name, though, so it never really got off the ground...

The ex-husband didn't go anywhere with the kids...SimplySouthern's pal Rocky took care of him, and he's either part of a cornerstone somewhere or played fish food in the Gulf for a while...I'm not sure which. I missed him for a while, but then I got to be really good friends with Vinorosso, and now she cleans the kitchen after I cook. The kids are away at a military boarding school where they're learning to build time machines and Uzis out of Legos.

Anything else you'd like to know?

what the hell this thread is all about...
but... I have seen some of your posts before,
and frankly, well, Tijuana Donkey shows...
I was expecting something better than that...
They did that in clerks 2 ,sort of...

Could you tell me how to build a time machine out of lego

 

[BoobsNBrains]

what the hell this thread is all about...
but... I have seen some of your posts before,
and frankly, well, Tijuana Donkey shows...
I was expecting something better than that...
They did that in clerks 2 ,sort of...

Could you tell me how to build a time machine out of lego

I could tell you...but I'd have to kill you.

 

[Batch]

i think a handicapped sign might be better for some of them

agreed.

Mentally and emotionally handicapped.

 

[Spins]

Mine's not dirty...it's just that cookie-making gets it a little messy...what with that damned 26-lb. KitchenAid monster and all...

Oh, well, you do know those things come with slower speed settings? You don't have to whip the dough so fast. The ingredients will come together at slower speeds and the consistency might even benefit from it.

or so I'm told.

Now where is that donkey?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Oh, well, you do know those things come with slower speed settings? You don't have to whip the dough so fast. The ingredients will come together at slower speeds and the consistency might even benefit from it.

or so I'm told.

Now where is that donkey?

I'm a speed demon.


He's in the bathroom, giving the ducks a bath.

 

[Shamanskiss]

Ok

I could tell you...but I'd have to kill you.

I would have a lego time machine.

I can probably work something out.