what is it with Texas and Cults?

[cloudy]

The newest one to make the news: The House of Yahweh.

Their leader changed his name to Yisrayl Hawkins, and all his followers have changed their last names to his. He says that nuclear war will start next Thursday, and they even have a poster starring photoshopped Chucky as the "nuclear baby."

http://ironwolf.dangerousgames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nuclear_baby.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

More fun with Buffalo Bill Hawkins!

http://jesus-messiah.com/apologetics/cults/yisrayl-hawkins.html

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Next Thursday? Well, crap. It looks like I shouldn't have sent that tax payment.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I read the title and all I could think was...they make em bigger in texas?

Then saw the poster with the demonic chuckie and I swear I'm gonna have nightmare for a week *shudders*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Then, speaking of rampant sexual immorality, Hawkins had the nerve to say the following:

"And as hard as it is to BELIEVE, an estimated 2,000 ISRAYLI women--who are HBV CARRIERS--give birth each year! Many of their infants will become HBV carriers themselves. The estimate for HBV carriers is even higher in other nations. Isn't it TIME we wake up to the FACT that we NEED to start PUBLISHING THE LAWS OF Yahweh TO ALL Nations? Isn't it TIME TO PROCLAIM these Laws of PREVENTION, in order to STEM the flow of death and suffering that the BREAKING OF THESE LAWS CAUSE? Isn't it TIME to bring these LAWS FORTH, making THEM the first line of defense against these diseases, rather than allowing LAWBREAKERS to teach IGNORANT PEOPLE to "USE CONDOMS"?


Does he write on Lit too?

 

[rgraham666]

I figure the heat melts their brains.

 

[DesertPirate]

That's why Texas is a good place to be from ... far from!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It's got lots of room to hide in?

 

[Stella_Omega]

It's so flat... There's no escaping the horizon.

This can make certain personalities go looney.

Does he write on Lit too?

Does he talk about BABY BATTER?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The poster doesn't say next Thursday it says June 12, 2007, which was a year ago...as we are still here I do believe their prediction is grossly under stated.

 

[shereads]

It's a big state with a lot of places to hide. If you were going to start a cult of pedophiles, where would you put it?

 

[oggbashan]

It's a big state with a lot of places to hide. If you were going to start a cult of pedophiles, where would you put it?

Northern Canada?

Og

 

[cloudy]

The poster doesn't say next Thursday it says June 12, 2007, which was a year ago...as we are still here I do believe their prediction is grossly under stated.

wow...it does! But on the news this morning, he was saying next Thursday.

(but then, according to the report, he'd also named a date in 2002 and in 2006 that both never happened. Go figure)

 

[Zeb_Carter]

wow...it does! But on the news this morning, he was saying next Thursday.

(but then, according to the report, he'd also named a date in 2002 and in 2006 that both never happened. Go figure)

Just another nut job wanting his fifteen minutes of fame that Andy Warhol promised.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The station must send a reporter down to interview him when things are slow.

 

[shereads]

Northern Canada?

Og

I thought Northern Canada was reserved for cults of wool fetishists.

 

[shereads]

Just another nut job wanting his fifteen minutes of fame that Andy Warhol promised.

He's getting a lot more out of this than fame, Zeb. This cult sells survival packages to help believers prepare for nuclear holocaust.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

He's getting a lot more out of this than fame, Zeb. This cult sells survival packages to help believers prepare for nuclear holocaust.

There's a sucker born everyday.

 

[shereads]

There's a sucker born everyday.

At least.

Edited to add: I don't know about the rest of you, but if there's ever a nuclear holocaust, I think I'd rather be at ground zero than around to endure the aftermath. Certainly that's the case if my co-survivors are going to be worshippers of this shyster, who would send his herd of women out to dispose of the bodies.

 

[oggbashan]

I thought Northern Canada was reserved for cults of wool fetishists.

How do we know? There's a whole lot of not much up there.

Og

 

[3113]

but then, according to the report, he'd also named a date in 2002 and in 2006 that both never happened.

Maybe it's an annual thing?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It's a big state with a lot of places to hide. If you were going to start a cult of pedophiles, where would you put it?

I would put them on the moon.

Oh, you meant where would they go to hide from people like me?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It's surprising how many wackos you can have outside Waco.

 

[shereads]

It's surprising how many wackos you can have outside Waco.

Waco. Wacko.

Coincidence?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Waco. Wacko.

Coincidence?

No. there are science beams corrupting the metaverse out there. It's a plot by bunhy-lizzards from Plootron Zecks.

No, there aren't any typos in this post.