Well shit! This Sucks Ass.

[Jenny_Jackson]

So I googled my pen name, J.R. Jackson. What did I find.

Appearantly, I'm a fucking USED CAR SALESMAN!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I googled my name and got a science fiction writer and an assortment of surgeons.

I feel your pain.

 

[Katyusha]

I googled mine and found that I'm a softball pitcher, a doctor, and any number of other things that I'm not. lol

 

[rgraham666]

Count your blessings. I googled mine and I've been dead for three years.

 

[Katyusha]

Count your blessings. I googled mine and I've been dead for three years.

You have? So I'm writing to a ghost right now, is that what you're saying?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Count your blessings. I googled mine and I've been dead for three years.

Damn! I thought that was just a rumor, Rob

 

[rgraham666]

Why do you think I write vampires so well? http://bestsmileys.com/vampire/3.gif

 

[TheeGoatPig]

If I google my user name or my real name I just get references to the other of the two.

 

[michchick98]

If I google my user name or my real name I just get references to the other of the two.

If I google my real name I get a lot of results for organizers of school or church events. If I google my username, I get old posts from when I participated in Yahoo! Groups and Yahoo! 360. The hits for Literotica don't show up until a few pages into the results.

 

[OzoneRed]

So I googled my pen name, J.R. Jackson. What did I find.

Appearantly, I'm a fucking USED CAR SALESMAN!

Better than being a celibate used car salesman.

 

[The_Fractal_King]

All my user names tend to turn up sites on science or homepages from very unstable individuals. My real name just produces a single hit from my highschool.

 

[oggbashan]

Apparently I'm a long-dead King. Jeanne D'Artois was a suspected witch, condemned to death, who vanished in to thin air when the executioners came looking for her.

Googling my real name brings up a 16th century Protestant divine who wrote a useless book of advice to travellers. He'd never been to where he was writing about nor had he ever met anyone who had - just like many modern travel writers.

Og

 

[cloudy]

Using my real name, I'm a Suma-Cum-Laude graduate from Farleigh Dickinson University, a photographer, a romance author, a "classical voice" teacher, and a mayor in Kentucky, among other things.

Sherry's name brings up mostly me.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh, both get linked to my poker stats at World Tavern Poker.

 

[glynndah]

I'm a character in an online novel, a mayor in Arkansas and an expert on mosquito abatement using my real name. My Lit name... Just Lit and a couple of stories "borrowed" on other sites. One links back to Lit, one says it's copyrighted by me. Both give me credit as the author, too.

 

[JagFarlane]

Apparently I either work in movies...or am a doctor of some kind heh.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

My real name...I'm an undergarment manufacture in Germany.

My Lit. name of course brings up refs. to RHH books.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

My real name...I'm an undergarment manufacture in Germany.

My Lit. name of course brings up refs. to RHH books.

My real name shows up in published recipes, posts on hunting sites, my article on African dangerous game cartridges and other machismo kinds of stuff. My lit name only shows up where I first encountered it, Peter Bowles' Superior Person's Book of Words.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Never thought of googling my real name. I'm appearantly wanted by the law in Tennessee for some horrid crime.

Why am I not surprised

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Never thought of googling my real name. I'm appearantly wanted by the law in Tennessee for some horrid crime.

Why am I not surprised

Well now you've done it. They know you know that they know what you did.

 

[oggbashan]

I tried a variant of my real name.

I found several high definition pictures of my AV as Henry VIII.

Og

 

[Darkniciad]

Googling Dark turns up Lit, my websites, dozens of references to me working on the battle mod for Invision forums, and all the other projects I've used that name for. Naturally, it turns up places where my name and stories are used to pad out porn blogs so the search engines don't ignore them

It's too odd to turn up many results not directly related to me.

Les Lumens turns up oodles of French sites, lighting stuff, and finally gets to me for a few entries here and there.

Combining the two parts of the name ( as my pen name is constructed here - leslumens ) turns up pretty much the same results as Dark. Once again, too odd to come up with much that isn't directly related to me.

My real name comes up with a producer/director, an artist who is an assistant professor at a school of fine arts, someone from North Carolina, an appraiser, someone on the junior golf tour, an actor, and finally hits a real reference to me on pages 8 and 9.

If I were ever to decide to publish erotica for pay, the name I've always had in mind, Lee Cantel, just turns up random stuff. Putting it in quotes turns up zero results, meaning that the name as a whole isn't out there in the wild and wooly internet as far as Google is concerned.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Using my real name, I'm a cabaret singer (who's apparently been on Off-Broadway), a photographer, a Scottish actress, a realtor, a horse doctor, insurance agent (and I'm sure there's more.)

Using my Lit name, I'm an artist on Deviantart, bit and pieces of the Lit Olympic chain story my character was in is used for porn sites, the Coming Together links, and part of my winning Earth Day story (that is no longer on site) is used for another story site (they use the first two paragraphs and the link back to Lit, but the story is long gone.)

My pen name mostly just shows up as me. (Though I am also apparently a 3rd grader.)

 

[English Lady]

There is only one Victoria Blisse!

And seems to only be one of my real name, too.

 

[Boxlicker101]

When I google my name, I am a writer of porn or a character in porn stories.