Skippy

shy slave

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Could you eat Skippy?

I think thats disgusting!

Miss Rebecca does.

She is a sick, sick puppy.

Real she is!
 
I've had 'roo, and it can be ok, but I'd rather have a good steak or a nice pussy to eat ;)
 
That's my preference. If you put me on an Island with Skippy, Skippy is going to get eaten though!

:D

FF, if you were on an island with Skippy he would go and find you help.

He is so clever, he always gets help (his speciality was telling people about small boys who fell down wells as I recall).

But he can't do that if you eat him!

Not even if you eat just a bit of him.

Why would he help someone who is intent on eating him?

Poor, poor Skippy, he saves lives and all people can think is 'Yum, burgers'

*shakes head in sadness*
 
FF, if you were on an island with Skippy he would go and find you help.

He is so clever, he always gets help (his speciality was telling people about small boys who fell down wells as I recall).

But he can't do that if you eat him!

Not even if you eat just a bit of him.

Why would he help someone who is intent on eating him?

Poor, poor Skippy, he saves lives and all people can think is 'Yum, burgers'

*shakes head in sadness*

LOL! I only eat soy burgers! Silly Shy!

http://www.jif.com/home.asp
 
Skippy and Jif are brands of peanut butter here shy. :)

When you said Skippy, I thought about peanut butter too.

Ohhh

I don't know whether to be relieved or horrified.

They don't actually use Skippy to make peanut butter do they?

Unless is tail is used to churn it.

Miss Rebecca has now confessed she didn't even eat Skippy, she bought him and ended up throwing him away.

He never even got a proper send off.

She is bad, bad, bad
 
Does it taste like chicken?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmarsupial flavored : smiles :

Light game taste Netz : waves hello, smiles : though when 'crafted' into a sausage in the aforementioned case , that our Miss Shy is feigning such horror at, it really isn't an 'issue'. I told her it's lean, healthy and heart foundation approved meat ( low fat ) , readily available in any Supermarket here. She now wants me to go through some ornate, inane ritual in order to placate her and purge myself of my sin. Pffffffffft and she says she doesn't switch : chucklesmiles :
 
When I was a little girl, we had to supplement the meal budget.. so my dad and brothers would hunt..venison, rabbit, whatever was in season.. /shrug you do what you have to do
 
/hijack/

yey! Miss rebecca's back! :rose:

/end hijack/

/hijacks like a woman possessed by demons, dominant styling demons/



But, did I ever really leave ....... ahhhhhh

muahahaha

Thank you darling Rida-chan :kiss:


/places hijack in hold fully prepared to 'go there' again /
 
I knew you'd chime in.. well..ok.. I'd hoped

*Giggle* I figured as much.

I went rabbit-hunting with my father when I was younger, but I don't recall ever actually eating rabbit. Deer and turkey, though? Yep. :cool:
 
mmmm bunnies..havent had good bunny in a while..

10 foot pole please meet Empress Fi and her culinary bunnies .

: hums the theme music from Watership Down exclusively for Miss Shy :) :

bright eyeeeeeeeeeees ..........
 
I love to eat bambi, and if I had skippy overrunning the world as much as bambi I'd eat it too.
 
/hijacks like a woman possessed by demons, dominant styling demons/



But, did I ever really leave ....... ahhhhhh

muahahaha

Thank you darling Rida-chan :kiss:


/places hijack in hold fully prepared to 'go there' again /

she called me darling!!!! :heart:

10 foot pole please meet Empress Fi and her culinary bunnies .

: hums the theme music from Watership Down exclusively for Miss Shy :) :

bright eyeeeeeeeeeees ..........

oh ... oh ... better go back and edit my post up there ... don't want to meet the 10 foot pole ... :eek:
 
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