Sex with you would just be a symphony...

[scheherazade_79]

... By Stockhausen - on acid.

I've just had an Experience, and I'm wondering if I'm alone. We're all here because we like using words to recreate passion and sex and emotion. Does it make us prejudiced against people who aren't as eloquent in their expression? Have you ever gone off the idea of sex with someone just because of a sentence they've said or written? If so, what was it? Were you surprised by your reaction?

Speak to me

 

[impressive]

Jiminy god!

 

[Belegon]

Have you ever gone off the idea of sex with someone just because of a sentence they've said or written?

Hmmm... I don't think that I'm nearly as quick to be turned off once I've been turned on. If I had already decided I was interested in someone, a malaprop or single statement later would be highly unlikely to affect me, at least in isolation. It would take a series of things, a pattern.

Now, as a matter of first impressions? Yes, I think that is valid for me.

 

[Carnevil9]

Quite the opposite. I've fallen in love with a woman (two women, actually) because of certain turns of phrase that just made me swoon at their cleverness.......Carney

 

[scheherazade_79]

Jiminy god!

You're lucky... I had a full-on sexual description horror show.

It was traumatic. I don't know how I'll sleep tonight

 

[scheherazade_79]

Hmmm... I don't think that I'm nearly as quick to be turned off once I've been turned on. If I had already decided I was interested in someone, a malaprop or single statement later would be highly unlikely to affect me, at least in isolation. It would take a series of things, a pattern.

Now, as a matter of first impressions? Yes, I think that is valid for me.

Hmmm... First impressions weren't stunning, either.

And then there was the glimmer of light - the decision to be open-minded and explore. When she broke the defensive Zade Charm by suggesting that I should come over and lie back in her arms while she rolled spliffs for me all night...

And then she dropped the F-bomb (not that F-bomb, but the other one). Not once, but THREE times in a single description. I felt myself turning into Simon Cowell - arms folded, staring with my mouth open and my eyebrows nearly touching my head.

And suddenly my perception shifted. We were on the phone and she started to sound exactly like Pat off Eastenders, and I shuddered.

I guess my soul's not that cheap

 

[scheherazade_79]

Quite the opposite. I've fallen in love with a woman (two women, actually) because of certain turns of phrase that just made me swoon at their cleverness.......Carney

Me too. Words seduce me. Don't think I've ever had the opposite effect from them, though - until now.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

In love there are two things - bodies and words. Joyce Carol Oates

 

[rgraham666]

Yep. Over at the dating site I mostly lurk at my profile states I won't respond to badly worded missives with poor grammar.

 

[Guest]

u r soooooooo hawt!

*delete*

 

[scheherazade_79]

In love there are two things - bodies and words. Joyce Carol Oates

Very true

 

[Guest]

Oh goodness. I just saw the most incredibly sexy edible avatar say "throws of passion".

Yup - off like a switch.

I need eloquence.

 

[Guest]

Oh goodness. I just saw the most incredibly sexy edible avatar say "throws of passion".

Yup - off like a switch.

I need eloquence.

Throws?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/throws.jpg


or Throws?


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/throwstheball.jpg


Ahhh - Throes!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/throes.jpg

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The thing that turns me off most is silence. I can handle bad grammar, stupid lines, even idiotic phraseology, but for god's sake TALK TO ME!

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Words aren't as important as the sound of the voice speaking them.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

You poor darling, Zade.

I agree with what Salvor, Bel and Carne said here.

Well, it was a high-risk, counter-intuitive venture from the start. Worth a "reconaissance in force" - and a quick withdrawal at the first sign of "opposition."

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

BTW, what's "the other F-bomb?"

 

[Guest]

BTW, what's "the other F-bomb?"

Festus.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

BTW, what's "the other F-bomb?"

Faggot if you are going by CNN's standards.

 

[impressive]

BTW, what's "the other F-bomb?"

Fart.

 

[trysail]

... By Stockhausen - on acid.

I've just had an Experience, and I'm wondering if I'm alone. We're all here because we like using words to recreate passion and sex and emotion. Does it make us prejudiced against people who aren't as eloquent in their expression? ...

Hell, yes. A woman without a decent vocabulary, who can't spell, construct a complete sentence or use a semicolon properly is only half human. Part of the reason I married my now-deceased wife was her command of English (and French!). We both attended the same "boot camp" elementary school where one rule was explicit: spell, punctuate and write correctly OR DIE!

 

[bluebell]

TALK TO ME!

Um, Sal darling?
Your fly's open...


The barest minimum of the barest minimum requirement: that they be able to properly use the words Oompa-Loompa in a sentence.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Um, Sal darling?
Your fly's open...

The barest minimum of the barest minimum requirement: that they be able to properly use the words Oompa-Loompa in a sentence.

Damn! There goes my chances . . .

 

[tickledkitty]

BTW, what's "the other F-bomb?"

I was going to ask too, but I was afraid. I write porn. I should know these things.

Thank you for being brave, Roxanne.

 

[jomar]

The barest minimum of the barest minimum requirement: that they be able to properly use the words Oompa-Loompa in a sentence.

Dirty.