THE PROM: AH 2008 Gypsy Carnival Prom Night

[ABSTRUSE]

You mean there's a wrong kind?

Yes, yes there is.

*sniffing your face*

did you have roast beef?

 

[tickledkitty]

Yes, yes there is.

*sniffing your face*

did you have roast beef?

Um...that was me. With the roast beef, I mean. My, what a keen sense of smell you have.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Vana, you do understand that coming to the Prom looking that beautiful and in a dress that stunning and that perfectly matched to the theme does put certain rules into play.

I'm afraid that the rules of any High School prom is that we girls must now talk some trash about you. Ladies, if you'll gather round one of the tables to whisper furiously, "who does she think she is..." kinda stuff. Yes, yes, I know you all want to stand up for Vana, but the rules state that only one of you can defend her and say, "She's a really nice girl!" At times like this we need to keep to tradition.

I think that we can, however, keep this session short as we'll all have to agree that's she is really nice.

You had me at your sixth word.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Um...that was me. With the roast beef, I mean. My, what a keen sense of smell you have.

I have a very good sense of smell.

*jumps up on the buffet table*

Mmmmmm, yummy.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I have a very good sense of smell.

*jumps up on the buffet table*

Mmmmmm, yummy.

Down, Tiger.

You don't want me to get the whip again, do you?

 

[damppanties]

I lost my dates somew....



OMFG! Is that a tiger??

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I lost my dates somew....



OMFG! Is that a tiger??

Beautiful pussy, isn't she?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Down, Tiger.

You don't want me to get the whip again, do you?

Yes, yes I do......but let me eat these creampuffs first.


*growls in Dampy's direction"

 

[damppanties]

Beautiful pussy, isn't she?

I... didn't really look... that closely.

*growls in Dampy's direction"

*quivers*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I... didn't really look... that closely.

*quivers*

Um this lap dog wasn't yours, was it?

*pulls leash and collar from mouth*

 

[Tarakin]

The knight arrives to resue the damsel in distress!

Oh, is this a real tiger?

The knight vanishes, he suddenly remembered he hadn't switched off the lights at home!

 

[damppanties]

Um this lap dog wasn't yours, was it?

*pulls leash and collar from mouth*

I'm going to tell my date about you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm going to tell my date about you.

which one, the invisible one or the one that just left to check his lights?

 

[damppanties]

which one, the invisible one or the one that just left to check his lights?

The Prom King one.

 

[Tarakin]

The Prom King one.

I was there to ask her, but she must have overlooked me!

 

[rachlou]

Beautiful dress, Vana

Now, where's the bar?

 

[damppanties]

I was there to ask her, but she must have overlooked me!

Ask who what?

 

[jomar]

Yes, yes there is.

*sniffing your face*

did you have roast beef?

Nice kitty. There's some ham and stuff on the buffet table. Watch out for the toothpicks.

 

[Tarakin]

Ask who what?

I was shy, you never heard me while you didn't see me... wonder why you didn't come with me...

 

[damppanties]

I was shy, you never heard me while you didn't see me... wonder why you didn't come with me...

Is this a riddle?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Nice kitty. There's some ham and stuff on the buffet table. Watch out for the toothpicks.

I pick my teeth with the bones of my prey...........ohhh, ham!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I pick my teeth with the bones of my prey...........ohhh, ham!

There goes your Vana kisses.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

There goes your Vana kisses.

But....but.......sigh.........can I have the cheese?

 

[MarshAlien]

Beautiful dress, Vana

Now, where's the bar?

Put this woman's drink on my tab, barkeep. I may be a goddamn professional author. Hell, drinks for everyone!

 

[cloudy]

I think I got stood up.

Can I trash-talk Vana now?