THE PROM: AH 2008 Gypsy Carnival Prom Night

[tickledkitty]

Yay! You look gorgeous!!!! My other tux was a hair to big - 16.9kb.

Here's a martini. Don't let V see you.

Thanks. You're looking pretty suave yourself.

 

[MarshAlien]

Ok, I'm here. Jomar, I could use one of those martinis. Thanks.

You look mah-velous. Shall we dance?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You can kiss both me and my date... and dance with us too! As Californians, we have extra to celebrate today!

You ain' jes' whistlin' Dixie, Bel. And look at the interesting gauntlet this throws down at the election. Hillary's out of it, so her opinion is immateriel. But what about Obama's fervant black church? None of the usual Afro-American denominations favor it. If he embraces the idea, he turns the Latino population off, completely. So how will McCain respond? He's already an anathema to the neo-Nazi social conservatives. But he can't risk losing a new, resurgant Catholic/Latino vote by agreeing with Arnie. I tell you, this is more fun than the Prom itself!

 

[jomar]

You look mah-velous. Shall we dance?

Doh! Beat me too it.

 

[tickledkitty]

You look mah-velous. Shall we dance?

Thanks, love. You look gorgeous. Love the crown.

 

[tickledkitty]

Doh! Beat me too it.

You're next.

 

[jomar]

You're next.

All is well then.

 

[MarshAlien]

Thanks, love. You look gorgeous. Love the crown.

Thanks. Comes from my "Prom King" T-shirt. You there, on the Committee. Have the band play something slow. Something by Elvis. Something like "I Can't Help Falling in Love with You."

And no, jomar. You can't cut in. What happened to bluebell, anyway?

 

[jomar]

And no, jomar. You can't cut in. What happened to bluebell, anyway?

You read my mind.

She had to take a call.

 

[MarshAlien]

You ain' jes' whistlin' Dixie, Bel. And look at the interesting gauntlet this throws down at the election. Hillary's out of it, so her opinion is immateriel. But what about Obama's fervant black church? None of the usual Afro-American denominations favor it. If he embraces the idea, he turns the Latino population off, completely. So how will McCain respond? He's already an anathema to the neo-Nazi social conservatives. But he can't risk losing a new, resurgant Catholic/Latino vote by agreeing with Arnie. I tell you, this is more fun than the Prom itself!

USHER! This man's annoying me.

 

[MagicaPractica]

*sigh* Just waiting for my date to pick me up. I hope he can afford the gas for a plane.

 

[MarshAlien]

*sigh* Just waiting for my date to pick me up. I hope he can afford the gas for a plane.

Uh-oh. I think he may already be here. *sneaks away*

 

[jomar]

*sigh* Just waiting for my date to pick me up. I hope he can afford the gas for a plane.

Last I saw him he was gassing up on the naked Party Thread. Or was that getting gassed.

 

[tickledkitty]

Uh-oh. I think he may already be here. *sneaks away*

Wait. You're sneaking away in the middle of our dance?

 

[starrkers]

I'm here.

 

[jomar]

Wait. You're sneaking away in the middle of our dance?

May I? Apparently, Alien had to call home.

 

[MarshAlien]

Wait. You're sneaking away in the middle of our dance?

no, of course not. It was a metaphorical sneaking away. I would never do that. I'm a gentleman. Or a gentlealien, at least.



But I apologize for even giving you the idea that I would do such a rude, uncultured thing.

 

[tickledkitty]

May I? Apparently, Alien had to call home.

Please.

 

[tickledkitty]

no, of course not. It was a metaphorical sneaking away. I would never do that. I'm a gentleman. Or a gentlealien, at least.



But I apologize for even giving you the idea that I would do such a rude, uncultured thing.

A genitalman?

 

[MarshAlien]

May I? Apparently, Alien had to call home.

back, jack.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*With a heart-pounding roar, the twin radials on the Grumman throttle back, temporarily drowning out the band. The twin props stir up dust, throwing it all over the parked cars in the student lot and blowing the skirts up on all unwary ladies. Once all is quiet, V_M gallantly opens the side door, lowering the stairway so that MagicaPractica can regally descend to the front door and sweep by Ms. Vermillion and out onto the dance floor.

Did someone call?

 

[impressive]

I'm here.

sexay!

 

[shereads]

Two questions:

(1) Can I wear a different theme?

and

(2) Does this tiara make my head look fat?

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1996_1603504

 

[jomar]

Please.

*takes TK in close but courteous arms and begins to dance*

You smell good.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Uh-oh. I think he may already be here. *sneaks away*

Last I saw him he was gassing up on the naked Party Thread. Or was that getting gassed.

Good heavens! I'm getting the impression that I should have asked for character references before I accepted a date from this guy. He just called and said he was late due to a slight problem with the plane's engine. *sigh*