Scandalous flowers

[lilsubangel]

I was doing some research on something totally off subject and somehow this came across my path. The flowers are beautiful...I wish I knew what flowers they are. The music is beautiful and very relaxing. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq8YPtM_Kew&feature=related

 

[chauderlos]

Orchids, I'd say.

 

[SweetGigi]

Orchids, I'd say.

yep, they are orchids. And seeing as how the blooms are the vaginal cavity of a flower, it makes sense that they look so 'much' like us.

 

[kinkyknickers]

Nah, there's all kinds of flowers in there, african violets, lillies etc. Just a lucky fold of the petal. But speaking of erotic objects....

Ever looked at the actual mussel meat in a freshly cooked black mussel? So very girly it's scary. No wonder so many people like to eat them!

 

[SweetGigi]

Nah, there's all kinds of flowers in there, african violets, lillies etc. Just a lucky fold of the petal.....

ahhh, cool! Thanks for the clarification.

 

[chauderlos]

Oddly, the word "orchid" comes from the Greek "orchis" (unsure of the spelling) , meaning... testicle.

 

[SweetGigi]

Oddly, the word "orchid" comes from the Greek "orchis" (unsure of the spelling) , meaning... testicle.

My my, what things you can learn.


*giggles*

 

[snowbyte]

My mind automatically went to Georgia O'Keefe.

http://www.thefineartcompany.co.uk/floral/OK-SC2.jpg

Had this as a poster for years.

 

[Netzach]

Those are altered (pussy shopped in) , esp the second image, which is a shame because you don't have to alter them at all to get the point across.

 

[Netzach]

Nah, there's all kinds of flowers in there, african violets, lillies etc. Just a lucky fold of the petal. But speaking of erotic objects....

Ever looked at the actual mussel meat in a freshly cooked black mussel? So very girly it's scary. No wonder so many people like to eat them!

I always thought those, rather than oysters, were the perfect hubba hubba I can't wait to get in yer pants dinner out.

 

[midwestyankee]

I always thought those, rather than oysters, were the perfect hubba hubba I can't wait to get in yer pants dinner out.

I've always been disappointed when eating oysters. Even when I eat a dozen or more, usually only the first six or seven actually work. [/hijack]

Lovely flowers, by the way.

 

[SweetGigi]

I can't get past the slime factor of oysters to let them do their dirty work.


I suppose I'll just have to continue to go without.

 

[00Syd]

I'm calling photoshop on a lot of those. On some of them its super obvious.

And speaking of oysters, check out this sucker:

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v118/142/92/1382850083/n1382850083_30019353_4670.jpg

 

[Millificent]

Personally I like my oysters fried.

As to the flowers, the real ones were beautiful. The photoshopped ones were, well, too blatant and disappointing

 

[graceanne]

I can't get past the slime factor of oysters to let them do their dirty work.


I suppose I'll just have to continue to go without.

Amen, sister.

I'm calling photoshop on a lot of those. On some of them its super obvious.

And speaking of oysters, check out this sucker:

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v118/142/92/1382850083/n1382850083_30019353_4670.jpg

Ew.

 

[lilsubangel]

Those are altered (pussy shopped in) , esp the second image, which is a shame because you don't have to alter them at all to get the point across.

I'm calling photoshop on a lot of those. On some of them its super obvious.

I guess I have egg on my face. How gullible am I? lol Goes to show you how naive and technologically impaired I am. It didn't even cross my mind that they might be altered.

 

[00Syd]

I guess I have egg on my face. How gullible am I? lol Goes to show you how naive and technologically impaired I am. It didn't even cross my mind that they might be altered.

Ha, naw, I still have a hard time noticing most photoshoped images. But on these you could see the VERY different textures between the flower and the pussy, even though the color is the same. Just pause on some of them and you can really see it.

 

[Netzach]

I can't get past the slime factor of oysters to let them do their dirty work.


I suppose I'll just have to continue to go without.

Solution: smaller oysters.
The giant suckers at most people's wedding raw bar in Nantucket kind of scene - way too big. There are small northern varieties that don't feel like you are swallowing a tongue.