Blurting it out....Playground style

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You are SO fucking psycho dude!!!


Lucky I luvs ya' :D:heart:

*blinks*

Dude.

What are you trying to say?

Don't beat around the bush-.. wait, that won't work.

I mean, just spit it ou-... wait, that doesn't work either.

Stop toying wit-... fuck!

Why must you be so pervy? I can't even say a basic idea without worrying it will send you into horny overdrive :D ;)
 
*blinks*

Dude.

What are you trying to say?

Don't beat around the bush-.. wait, that won't work.

I mean, just spit it ou-... wait, that doesn't work either.

Stop toying wit-... fuck!

Why must you be so pervy? I can't even say a basic idea without worrying it will send you into horny overdrive :D ;)


*bats eyelashes*

I have no idea to whom you are referring..moi pervy??:confused:

Psst too late the image of your tits sitting on the bedside table already did that :p:D
 
*bats eyelashes*

I have no idea to whom you are referring..moi pervy??:confused:

Psst too late the image of your tits sitting on the bedside table already did that :p:D
*bats... your ass* :D

Whom I am whom referring to is youm that's whom, boom boom boom boom i vant you in my room.

"Moi Pervy" is your new name? How appropriate :p I would've gone for something a little more you though, like "naked horny cow wench" but that's just me :p

Ahem. I am disciplining them! You KNOW how my maternal instincts are all going to waste. I mean if you weren't going to take my advice about throwing a few bags of crisps down the basement and locking the door, I shall have to use my advice myself.

Though...i think the whole concept of the "naughty corner" is a little distracting :D
 
*Non-Lit blurt*

If you are a young mom, with a two-year old son at home, and you decide you are going to snort so much cocaine that you end up in the ER with chest pain, AND Child Protective Services takes your son away for his own safety.....for GOD'S SAKE...do not sit there and whine to me about how you just can't believe they would do that to you, because you love your son soooo much...!! Grrr!:mad:
 
How geeky is it that I love the fact that this kid on "American Idol" is singing "Longer"? I remember singing that song in middle school. Loved it.
 
okay...I went out...had a few beers...have a good buzz ..so should I cry like part of me wants to or should I just ride out the buzz and enjoy it?!
 
okay...I went out...had a few beers...have a good buzz ..so should I cry like part of me wants to or should I just ride out the buzz and enjoy it?!

Ride out the buzz, honey...it's NOT what I would do, so it must be the right thing. ;)
 
Sweetie, sometimes the crying is the easiest thing to do. ...but I really just want to ride it out...I don't feel like being upset...so I'm just going to let everything "go". :kiss:
 
Sweetie, sometimes the crying is the easiest thing to do. ...but I really just want to ride it out...I don't feel like being upset...so I'm just going to let everything "go". :kiss:

I totally get it.
((hug))
 
*wriggles trying to get comfortable*

Fuck.

*throws the extra pillow off the bed*

Bah!!

*wriggles more and accidently knocks the coffee off the nightstand*

For fuck's sake!

Fuckin' boobs always getting in the fuckin' way!!!!

*takes 'em off and puts them to the side*

Yeah! Time out! You sit there and think about what you've done!!!

:mad: :mad:

*glares at the boobs*

Did I say you could turn around?

Another ten minutes for you!

:mad: :mad:

OMG!! Appy, unfortunately I don't know you, but I read this post last night while at work, and I totally cracked up, and THEN I couldn't tell anyone what I was laughing about either...!! As the owner of a pair of 42DD's, I just totally get this... I'd love to be able to take these suckers off for a while, even to put 'em in time-out!! Ohh...that was just so deliciously funny...thank you...:D
:rose:
 
OMG!! Appy, unfortunately I don't know you, but I read this post last night while at work, and I totally cracked up, and THEN I couldn't tell anyone what I was laughing about either...!! As the owner of a pair of 42DD's, I just totally get this... I'd love to be able to take these suckers off for a while, even to put 'em in time-out!! Ohh...that was just so deliciously funny...thank you...:D
:rose:

...and I would take them for a walk if you think they need excercize...

APpy....medical science wants to study the way you think...enquire within...:D
 
OMG!! Appy, unfortunately I don't know you, but I read this post last night while at work, and I totally cracked up, and THEN I couldn't tell anyone what I was laughing about either...!! As the owner of a pair of 42DD's, I just totally get this... I'd love to be able to take these suckers off for a while, even to put 'em in time-out!! Ohh...that was just so deliciously funny...thank you...:D
:rose:
Heya Kittykins ;) *laughs* maybe not so "unfortunately" :p

But...*puts on serious face* tits no laughing matter! you obviously know better than anyone how troublesome they can be.

I think I shall open a Tit Detention Class, and put them all in the naughty corner. ;)
...and I would take them for a walk if you think they need excercize...

APpy....medical science wants to study the way you think...enquire within...:D

And we won't be putting Sirgarykins in charge :D
 
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