Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

Have people later in the day said to you: "You know, you're picky — but you're no Dick!"

*giggle* yeah, something like that.

I answer to many, many names.

o dear, I should have been home for dinner half an hour ago. When one actually is employed in shiny objects, it's so easy to get distracted by them.

I'm off til tomorrow. I've been tweaking Bistro post #1, so anyone who hasn't checked in there for a month or two might want to go see if you're immortalized anywhere.

have a lovely evening, all.

bj

 

[Tzara]

*backing out the door rapidly*

Nononononononononononono! I did not promise nude shots of ME — I promised nude shots of SOMEONE -- someone interesting and curvy and…well…female.

Well, yes. My preference also. So, where are they?




Oh, and while we are waiting, may I order a tequila sour and ask that our hostess put on a side by the Duke di Angelis Quartet? A quiet one, of course. Thanks.

And like, peace, y'all.

 

[Angeline]

Color me mildly intimidated then.



You BROKE a sex toy?

BWAH!

Okay, well there's an obvious adjunct survey question then.

5. What inanimate objects have you damaged or otherwise broken in that manner?

Angeline has obviously melted candles. (Damn girl, as a former chandler I can tell you that most store-bought candles are made with a paraffin blend which generally has a basic melting point somewhere between 150 - 180 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm surprised ee doesn't get blisters. You must use asbestos condoms or something.)

Bonus points for the adjunct category of falling asleep and letting the batteries run down.

bj

No condoms. We no likee those.

There actually was a blister once but it was before I moved to Maine. We were 1,000 miles apart. We talked on the phone. A lot. We were in the first hot blush of love. A blister ensued.

 

[Tzara]

There actually was a blister once but it was before I moved to Maine. We were 1,000 miles apart. We talked on the phone. A lot. We were in the first hot blush of love. A blister ensued.

This is an odd post. Both TMI and really hot at the same time.

Eve was asking about odd inspirations, y'know.




<ingenuous mode>Do girls get those too?</ingenuous mode>

 

[Homburg]

Color me mildly intimidated then.

I can accept that.

You BROKE a sex toy?

BWAH!

Yup. Split it open.

*rip*

Okay, well there's an obvious adjunct survey question then.

5. What inanimate objects have you damaged or otherwise broken in that manner?
bj

Just the one mentioned. I've not used any before or since.

 

[Angeline]

This is an odd post. Both TMI and really hot at the same time.

Eve was asking about odd inspirations, y'know.




<ingenuous mode>Do girls get those too?</ingenuous mode>

I know. I hesitated when I started to write it. But only for a minute.

<Notice how I did not answer your question>

 

[The_Fool]

I know. I hesitated when I started to write it. But only for a minute.

There is a decidedly naughty blurt in there somewhere.

 

[Angeline]

There is a decidedly naughty blurt in there somewhere.

You know me too too well.

 

[Tzara]

I know. I hesitated when I started to write it. But only for a minute.

Artist thing. You have to let go to be artist.

I can't do that, at least yet. You can.

 

[Angeline]

Artist thing. You have to let go to be artist.

I can't do that, at least yet. You can.

Have I mentioned that I really like you?

 

[The_Fool]

I know. I hesitated when I started to write it. But only for a minute.

<Notice how I did not answer your question>

Artist thing. You have to let go to be artist.

I can't do that, at least yet. You can.

Put these two together and Holy Shit.

 

[Anschul]

Good luck on that, brother. Any time you want to spend some beach time, Va Beach isn't too far from me.

Virginia Beach is great. I may have reported this before, but I actually own a townhouse in Chincoteague, VA, facing a salt marsh and the Assateague lighthouse. So wherever I land, the beach won't be more than a few (sigh!) hours away. I've always put tenants in it for the summer weeks (pays the rent for the entire year), but that may change some now. I will always need beach time.

The good news about the impending relocation is that I bought my house in 1977, and it's worth a damn site more now than then. I have no desire to put all of the home-sale funds into a home up north, and realty websites tell me I can get a lot more square feet and acreage for a whole lot less. And, because I'm over 59 1/2, I don't have to pay the capital gains. Tax code changes during (I believe) Bush I allow a family to sell its principal residence once and be exempt from cap. gains as long as one of the owners is over 59 1/2. That's me. I think this move will pay for my daughters' college educations.

See, I told you I could find a way to spin this positively. I might even buy a suit (don't actually own one, other than a tux.

 

[Tzara]

Have I mentioned that I really like you?

Yes.



.

 

[Anschul]

Sorry guys and gals, didn't mean to change the subject.

 

[Homburg]

Virginia Beach is great. I may have reported this before, but I actually own a townhouse in Chincoteague, VA, facing a salt marsh and the Assateague lighthouse. So wherever I land, the beach won't be more than a few (sigh!) hours away. I've always put tenants in it for the summer weeks (pays the rent for the entire year), but that may change some now. I will always need beach time.

The good news about the impending relocation is that I bought my house in 1977, and it's worth a damn site more now than then. I have no desire to put all of the home-sale funds into a home up north, and realty websites tell me I can get a lot more square feet and acreage for a whole lot less. And, because I'm over 59 1/2, I don't have to pay the capital gains. Tax code changes during (I believe) Bush I allow a family to sell its principal residence once and be exempt from cap. gains as long as one of the owners is over 59 1/2. That's me. I think this move will pay for my daughters' college educations.

See, I told you I could find a way to spin this positively. I might even buy a suit (don't actually own one, other than a tux.

Well, you did. Rock on Chefzilla.

Sorry guys and gals, didn't mean to change the subject.

There is no penalty for subject changes, non sequiturs, or rambles here. This is a no Icing zone, so don't carry the puck across two blue lines. Other than that, carry on.

 

[Tzara]

I might even buy a suit (don't actually own one, other than a tux.

I own a tux.

It was a business thing. Wife's company.

No, I don't stand in front of the mirror saying, "Bond. James Bond."

Well, not often, anyway.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Something very sexy about a man in a tux .....

 

[Angeline]

Virginia Beach is great. I may have reported this before, but I actually own a townhouse in Chincoteague, VA, facing a salt marsh and the Assateague lighthouse. So wherever I land, the beach won't be more than a few (sigh!) hours away. I've always put tenants in it for the summer weeks (pays the rent for the entire year), but that may change some now. I will always need beach time.

The good news about the impending relocation is that I bought my house in 1977, and it's worth a damn site more now than then. I have no desire to put all of the home-sale funds into a home up north, and realty websites tell me I can get a lot more square feet and acreage for a whole lot less. And, because I'm over 59 1/2, I don't have to pay the capital gains. Tax code changes during (I believe) Bush I allow a family to sell its principal residence once and be exempt from cap. gains as long as one of the owners is over 59 1/2. That's me. I think this move will pay for my daughters' college educations.

See, I told you I could find a way to spin this positively. I might even buy a suit (don't actually own one, other than a tux.

Sorry about your impending move and the broken heart, Cheffy. I understand. I miss New Jersey a lot (laugh people but it's my hometown!). I have to get my Joisey fix watching the Sopranos. Pathetic, but true.

I spent a few long weekends in Chincoteague. It's beachy (albeit not Florida beachy) and gorgeous.

And central PA has many wonderful qualties. Uh. I'll let you know what they are when I think of them...

 

[Anschul]

Sorry about your impending move and the broken heart, Cheffy. I understand. I miss New Jersey a lot (laugh people but it's my hometown!). I have to get my Joisey fix watching the Sopranos. Pathetic, but true.

I spent a few long weekends in Chincoteague. It's beachy (albeit not Florida beachy) and gorgeous.

And central PA has many wonderful qualties. Uh. I'll let you know what they are when I think of them...

Hi Love. Hi all. As you can see from my new AV that I have decided that I am going to throw myself into this turn of events, and get over the broken heart. As I noted in my last post, my wife pointed out to me that I do still have her and my gorgeous daughters and dogs, and that the relocation is going to end up being financially beneficial to us, thanks to the real-estate boom the last twenty-five years and to the generosity of the federal government in allowing me to keep my capital gain. Woo Hoo.

I will be spending a lot of long weekends in Chincoteague in the future, because I REALLY need a beach. And as to Central PA, well, shucks, they grow stuff. Turns out we are going to one of America's best places to grow the food we eat, buy fresh local foodstuffs almost all year round, AND, I just learned, Pennsylvania does not tax pension income. Woo Hoo again.

And finally this beautiful morning, I have posted three extremely tasty recipes on the Kitchen refrigerator. One is a dinner party thing I call Hummus-Stuffed Chicken Breasts (served them for Mother's day, and definitely got lucky!), and the other is a Cold Asian Noodle Salad, something between Pad Thai and Chinese cold sesame noodles. This one can be a side dish or a whole meal (like it was for us last night). The third is Homburg's favorite Cheese Pie, by special request. Mangia!

* off to write a sonnet *

 

[Anschul]

Something very sexy about a man in a tux .....

How about a man out of his tux?

And by the way, T-Zed, most of us here DO look at you and think, "Bond, James Bond", especially BJ

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How about a man out of his tux?

And by the way, T-Zed, most of us here DO look at you and think, "Bond, James Bond", especially BJ

Nahhhhh generally not .. once he is out of the packaging all his lumps n bumps and wrinkly bits spoil the whole thing
mind you I am willing to give Johnny Depp a chance

 

[Anschul]

Color me mildly intimidated then.



You BROKE a sex toy?

BWAH!

Okay, well there's an obvious adjunct survey question then.

5. What inanimate objects have you damaged or otherwise broken in that manner?

Angeline has obviously melted candles. (Damn girl, as a former chandler I can tell you that most store-bought candles are made with a paraffin blend which generally has a basic melting point somewhere between 150 - 180 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm surprised ee doesn't get blisters. You must use asbestos condoms or something.)

Bonus points for the adjunct category of falling asleep and letting the batteries run down.

bj

Since your adding poll question number five, let me immediately point out that, re: my answer to poll question number 4, when I met a nurse in a Saigon bar, I broke my pillow's heart.

1 Just can't decide
2 16 (the legal age in England incase you think otherwise!)
3 Sir Anthony Hopkins/ Herbert Lom .. he used to be in something called the Human Jungle which I rarely got to see as it was on too late and I got sent to bed
4 I dare not say!!

Herbert Lom was also Inspector Clouseau's superior officer and official nemesis in all the original Pink Panther movies...remember, the guy with the tic?).

 

[champagne1982]

1. Best pie?
Apple Crumble - hot and a la mode
2. Age you lost your virginity?
I didn't lose it. I know exactly where I put it (I was 17)
3. Celebrity you're embarrassed to admit you're hot for?
Kevin Federline
4. Inanimate objects you've had sex with?
I call it the orgasmatron... A dong with rotating tip, beads that roll around the shaft and a bunny... uhmm whew.
5. What inanimate objects have you damaged or otherwise broken in that manner?
The orgasmatron met its demise not rolicking in hot, wet pussy (as you may expect) but when I tried to change the batteries ... I still mourn

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Since your adding poll question number five, let me immediately point out that, re: my answer to poll question number 4, when I met a nurse in a Saigon bar, I broke my pillow's heart.



Herbert Lom was also Inspector Clouseau's superior officer and official nemesis in all the original Pink Panther movies...remember, the guy with the tic?).

Oh shushhhhh he wasn't at all sexy then *pingggggg splosh bubble bursts wetly ... sigh*

1. Best pie?
Apple Crumble - hot and a la mode
2. Age you lost your virginity?
I didn't lose it. I know exactly where I put it (I was 17)
3. Celebrity you're embarrassed to admit you're hot for?
Kevin Federline
4. Inanimate objects you've had sex with?
I call it the orgasmatron... A dong with rotating tip, beads that roll around the shaft and a bunny... uhmm whew.
5. What inanimate objects have you damaged or otherwise broken in that manner?
The orgasmatron met its demise not rolicking in hot, wet pussy (as you may expect) but when I tried to change the batteries ... I still mourn

ohhhhhhh a wampant wabbit ... I dropped mine off the bed it was never the same afterwards .. I mourn too

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Are you aware that there is as much sugar in sperm as there is in glucose? soooooo as I am taking this diet seriously to the point of making my own burgers tonight, I have told himself he is out of luck .....