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Sure women can do it but could a guy pull it off. Don't ask yourself "why" but think of creative means to fool a woman.
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I've had boyfriends who faked entire relationships. Faking one orgasm would be a piece of cake! 
.....Morgana 
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I've had boyfriends who faked entire relationships. Faking one orgasm would be a piece of cake!
I'm thinking about putting some fake penis over a regular penis to pull off the stunt. Naturally the motivation factor is and will always be questionable. Faking relationships, or faking your way through life, is easier than faking an orgasm for a guy.
Thanks for the input.
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Oh please it's not that hard for a guy. I've never had it happen to me, but I've heard stories. Not I had to do this stories but a friend of mine told me about a friend of his who had to do this, or my personal favorite, the school football star who had to do this because she wasn't that cute but he promised her hot sister.
Anyway, all a guy has to do is remember how he comes and act like he is cumming, and wear a condom, lights off and he gets up right after and runs to the bathroom to toss it in the toilet. I would imagine easier with a new lover.
Anyway, all a guy has to do is remember how he comes and act like he is cumming, and wear a condom, lights off and he gets up right after and runs to the bathroom to toss it in the toilet. I would imagine easier with a new lover.
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condom?
Is that some new technology?
Is that some new technology?
Invent nothing!!
Create hell!!
I used to fake cumming all the time when I was young. Wither they want to stop as soon as you cum or are romantic and insist we cum together I've hidden cumming so I could keep going at it and then faked cumming when they've cum to match countless times in my young adulthood. It is easy. Just pound like crazy when you are cumming so she doesn't notice you squirting in her, and then jerk your body hard when you want her to belive you did cum.
Same techique also comes in handy when your beer goggles start to fade and you want to end quickly but not be rude so you fake orgasm and leave.
There is some muscles down there you work (internally and not with limbs) right after you cum and think of a lot of arousing images to keep yor wood without tone loss until it kicks in and your dick gets it's second and longer lasting wood. I first discovered it from beating off as a kid. When I first became sexually active I used to try to cum right away, secretly, so I could move on to the second wood and really enjoy it. To this day I don't feel satisfyed in bed until I had my second cum.
Create hell!!
I used to fake cumming all the time when I was young. Wither they want to stop as soon as you cum or are romantic and insist we cum together I've hidden cumming so I could keep going at it and then faked cumming when they've cum to match countless times in my young adulthood. It is easy. Just pound like crazy when you are cumming so she doesn't notice you squirting in her, and then jerk your body hard when you want her to belive you did cum.
Same techique also comes in handy when your beer goggles start to fade and you want to end quickly but not be rude so you fake orgasm and leave.
There is some muscles down there you work (internally and not with limbs) right after you cum and think of a lot of arousing images to keep yor wood without tone loss until it kicks in and your dick gets it's second and longer lasting wood. I first discovered it from beating off as a kid. When I first became sexually active I used to try to cum right away, secretly, so I could move on to the second wood and really enjoy it. To this day I don't feel satisfyed in bed until I had my second cum.
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Guy Fakes an Orgasm
If the guy wants to fake an orgasm he could throw mayonnaise on the girl's back when he's done.
If the guy wants to fake an orgasm he could throw mayonnaise on the girl's back when he's done.
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Excellent! And I'm sure if you use the cheap brands she'll never know the difference.
I've done it but only when bareback - my previous er... 'leavings' ... were all the phyical evidence I needed
Only reason to do it was that I wanted to be able to keep the sex going over a long weekend with a new girlfriend. If I came every time we got it on, I'd've been useless for much of the weekend. I didn't tell her that - I faked it hoping that she thought I was a stud.
Only reason to do it was that I wanted to be able to keep the sex going over a long weekend with a new girlfriend. If I came every time we got it on, I'd've been useless for much of the weekend. I didn't tell her that - I faked it hoping that she thought I was a stud.
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I could see Harry and Sally sitting around a coffee shop and he explains how he's fooled some chics.
Thanks for the imput britpup
Thanks for the imput britpup
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There's a problem with Britpups version of it.
Namely many women can tell when a guy cums, we feel the juices. Which is why I said use a condom, if there will be no juices and you don't see the condom after there's no telling. If no condom is used I bet most women would know there was no orgasm on his part.
Which is fine if you don't mind if she knows or not, otherwise you can't do a bareback fake.
Namely many women can tell when a guy cums, we feel the juices. Which is why I said use a condom, if there will be no juices and you don't see the condom after there's no telling. If no condom is used I bet most women would know there was no orgasm on his part.
Which is fine if you don't mind if she knows or not, otherwise you can't do a bareback fake.
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There's a problem with Britpups version of it.
Namely many women can tell when a guy cums, we feel the juices. Which is why I said use a condom, if there will be no juices and you don't see the condom after there's no telling. If no condom is used I bet most women would know there was no orgasm on his part.
Which is fine if you don't mind if she knows or not, otherwise you can't do a bareback fake.
Asking me to write a story about a guy who reaches a fake climax wearing a condom is way too lame. I'm looking to put together the ultimate con artist guy with an inflated ego not in it for the sex, not in it for climax but just enjoying how impressed a woman can get at the enormous quantities of fake cum he can deliver.
More ideas?
Source? I'm open-minded and willing to be swayed by evidence. But IMHO, the supposed gushing torrent of cum is 75% porn invention topped up with 24% imagination.
But you contradict yourself, too. You say the answer is to use a condom - well, that's not going to work if women don't 'feel the juices', is it?
OIC - I had the wrong end of that particular stick. But I still reckon the 'feel the juices' thing is a red herring.
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Ask around, every woman who has answered the question in how to when it popped up said they felt it. A guys orgasm is hotter than the rest of him or me, it's a warm sensation that kinda spreads and well dang it's fun to feel that.
Course scientists all say there is no way a woman could feel it, but most of us report feeling it. Personally I think any woman who reports not feeling it is a virgin or has never had condomless sex.
Course scientists all say there is no way a woman could feel it, but most of us report feeling it. Personally I think any woman who reports not feeling it is a virgin or has never had condomless sex.
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If I have cum a lot recently, frequently there isn't enough for someone to feel as there is essentially no volume expressed. As was the case in my early days. I think he just needs to warm up and mix up some plain yogurt for his story.
Ask around, every woman who has answered the question in how to when it popped up said they felt it. A guys orgasm is hotter than the rest of him or me, it's a warm sensation that kinda spreads and well dang it's fun to feel that.
Course scientists all say there is no way a woman could feel it, but most of us report feeling it. Personally I think any woman who reports not feeling it is a virgin or has never had condomless sex.
If I have cum a lot recently, frequently there isn't enough for someone to feel as there is essentially no volume expressed. As was the case in my early days. I think he just needs to warm up and mix up some plain yogurt for his story.
Ask around, every woman who has answered the question in how to when it popped up said they felt it. A guys orgasm is hotter than the rest of him or me, it's a warm sensation that kinda spreads and well dang it's fun to feel that.
Course scientists all say there is no way a woman could feel it, but most of us report feeling it. Personally I think any woman who reports not feeling it is a virgin or has never had condomless sex.
OK, now we know you're kidding yourself.
Fact is cum is not hotter than the rest of a guy or girl's body. In fact, it's very marginally cooler - the biological reason why the testes are on the outside of the body. You're confirming to me that imagination is a very powerful thing. But thanks for playing.
Actually as this is all for a story idea, everything - fact, imagination, fake jism, etc - is up for grabs.
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Really, and do tell, how many guys have you sucked off? How many guys have you gottan on your back and spread your legs for?
Ask around, any woman who has done either can tell you there is a warm feeling when he is really enjoying your attention. I think when he shoots all over you it's warm. Whatever science says, I know from personal experience that when a guy cums, it's warm.
This is very much one of those only going to know when your on the receiving end things. I've asked, it's not a terribly noticeable feeling of warmth on his end after, a couple guys said it got a little warmer, the rest didn't feel anything, or were to weirded out with the thought that their cock was touching sperm to notice. You men are so weird.
Ask around, any woman who has done either can tell you there is a warm feeling when he is really enjoying your attention. I think when he shoots all over you it's warm. Whatever science says, I know from personal experience that when a guy cums, it's warm.
This is very much one of those only going to know when your on the receiving end things. I've asked, it's not a terribly noticeable feeling of warmth on his end after, a couple guys said it got a little warmer, the rest didn't feel anything, or were to weirded out with the thought that their cock was touching sperm to notice. You men are so weird.
Really, and do tell, how many guys have you sucked off? How many guys have you gottan on your back and spread your legs for?
Ask around, any woman who has done either can tell you there is a warm feeling when he is really enjoying your attention. I think when he shoots all over you it's warm. Whatever science says, I know from personal experience that when a guy cums, it's warm.
This is very much one of those only going to know when your on the receiving end things. I've asked, it's not a terribly noticeable feeling of warmth on his end after, a couple guys said it got a little warmer, the rest didn't feel anything, or were to weirded out with the thought that their cock was touching sperm to notice. You men are so weird.
<shrug> We'll have to agree to disagree. Your science scepticicm stops you from properly considering this. The definitive test is unfortunately impossible - experiencing a man's ejaculate without any of his other physical and psychological cues to trigger your imagination.
But as this site is about erotica (which is in the mind) I'm happy to concede that in this sphere you're 100% right.
