You know you're not in a workish mood when...

[scheherazade_79]

* You type "bus stop" as "bust stop" several times.

* That thought somehow leads you on to the topic of clit pumps, which you then research diligently instead of looking for pictures of bust stops.

* After the second orgasm you suddenly forget it's a work day, and start wondering what to have for lunch.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You spend an hour researching your new diet. Although, that still doesn't change the definition of what "white food" really is.

You spend more energy chair dancing to several 80's tracks, than doing any work related activity.

The temptation of fucking yourself with your work phone becomes a viable option. If only it would vibrate at the most appropriate moments.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You spend an hour researching your new diet. Although, that still doesn't change the definition of what "white food" really is.

You spend more energy chair dancing to several 80's tracks, than doing any work related activity.

The temptation of fucking yourself with your work phone becomes a viable option. If only it would vibrate at the most appropriate moments.

1. It's racist, that's what it is.

2. Physical stimulation is supposed to stimulate the mind. My employer actually pays me to take a 30 minute walk each week.

3. Phone yourself using one of your other phones. Not that I'm an expert in any of this, of course

 

[scheherazade_79]

You haven't done half of what you set out to do today, but you're still thinking about what time you can clock off and disconnect your phone - that is, if it isn't still inside you...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

1. It's racist, that's what it is.

2. Physical stimulation is supposed to stimulate the mind. My employer actually pays me to take a 30 minute walk each week.

3. Phone yourself using one of your other phones. Not that I'm an expert in any of this, of course

1. Yeah! But hopefully it's for the best.

2. Perhaps I should pay myself to dance?

3. I don't particularly like calling myself. Especially not during self-love.

 

[scheherazade_79]

1. Yeah! But hopefully it's for the best.

2. Perhaps I should pay myself to dance?

3. I don't particularly like calling myself. Especially not during self-love.

1. So are you only eating things that are white in colour now? I'm thinking mushrooms, bacon rinds, those white beans that look like oversized bogies, white bread and margarine, and maybe a little Greek yogurt. Mmmm... Dinner at your place tonight?

2. Why not? It can be like a swear box. Every time you dance you put money into it, then you buy yourself something nice at the end of the week.

3. If you're willing to fuck yourself, I don't see the big deal in making a little phone call to yourself

 

[Nirvanadragones]

1. So are you only eating things that are white in colour now? I'm thinking mushrooms, bacon rinds, those white beans that look like oversized bogies, white bread and margarine, and maybe a little Greek yogurt. Mmmm... Dinner at your place tonight?

2. Why not? It can be like a swear box. Every time you dance you put money into it, then you buy yourself something nice at the end of the week.

3. If you're willing to fuck yourself, I don't see the big deal in making a little phone call to yourself

1. You have the diet down. Just add milk.

2. This is beginning to sound like "sisters are doing it for themselves"

3. See answer 2. "Willing to fuck myself" . . . It's really not such a terrible thing to have to do.

 

[impressive]

3. If you're willing to fuck yourself, I don't see the big deal in making a little phone call to yourself

Note to self: Try solo phone sex.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Note to self: Try solo phone sex.

You already talk dirty when you're fucking yourself.

Who needs a phone?

 

[feeeriek]

1. You have the diet down. Just add milk.

and here i thought it was heavy cream

 

[jomar]

You wake up.

You constantly check in on the AH.

You're not upset when appointments don't show.

 

[impressive]

You already talk dirty when you're fucking yourself.

Who needs a phone?

I know. But I could capture it ... and use it again.

 

[glynndah]

You type your Lit name when sending notes out to teachers.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I know. But I could capture it ... and use it again.

Or use it as dialogue when you're writing. It will be good for really slutty, filthy Hot sex.

Oh, sorry. I'm projecting.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You know you aren't in a workish mood when... when... Oh hell, I'm almost never in that mood...

 

[scheherazade_79]

You know you aren't in a workish mood when... when... Oh hell, I'm almost never in that mood...

Neither am I. Yet as soon as this thread got going, I had this rare surge of productivity, and I can see 5pm coming... and I don't want to stop

What's happening to me?

 

[impressive]

I'm projecting.

Perhaps. But you're also echoing.

 

[FatDino]

you're sick.

 

[galaxygoddess]

You start doodling caricatures of people who call in, instead of just imagining what people look like.

you spend more time making abstract "art" out of a clay lump you keep in your purse for this very purpose.

You draw comics *giggle*

and here's one of the nerds, you play with hexidecimal code just to figure out which combo creates the color of your shirt. I'm currently wearing FFD700 FF8C00 FFFAF0 outlined in FF0000 on a 000000 background.

 

[where]

when even though you have a load of deadlines, you can't be arsed...

 

[Quinn71]

when you keep coming back to Lit between customer calls.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You havenothing to do until the kids finish a test so the first thing you decide to do is sneak into AH.

 

[gauchecritic]

...when your favourite service user (demented and in their 70's) starts rattling on about what their mam or dad will say when they get home and instead of attempting to sort through their displaced fear to find out what is actually troubling them (warmth, food or comfort usually) you just agree with everything they say.

 

[mellowgyrl]

...when you find creative places to hide the work you're supposed to be doing just so it looks like you've done it so you can chat on Lit!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You know you aren't in a workish mood when... when... Oh hell, I'm almost never in that mood...

And yet I managed to finish what I was working on. Funny that

Here is what I was working on in 3d modeling in AutoCAD (because I feel like I have to share it).
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/remodel.jpg