Secret Manly Rituals
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JagFarlane
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I've long suspected you guys have 'em. Come on. Give us the details. We won't tell. and it's for research purposes.
Quid pro quo, we'll tell you ours. Check out the other thread....
Hmmmmm not sure whatcha mean. Example?
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Is this like the rolling up of the bologna and cheese and stuffing it into the mouth five minutes before dinner when she's not looking?
Or are you talking about the REAL secret rituals, the ones out in the woods, done naked around the fire with drums?
Or are you talking about the REAL secret rituals, the ones out in the woods, done naked around the fire with drums?
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Like what? Initiating new members into a Scout honorary organization? It's secret so you won't find out. That's what makes it secret. Duh . . .
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Or are you talking about the REAL secret rituals, the ones out in the woods, done naked around the fire with drums?
Don't forget the booze.
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he *eats* his fingernails. Not just bites them off, but proceeds to chew and, presumably, swallow them.
ick.
Though that's more of a bad habit than a ritual.
Um... when he's cross he punches walls. He thinks I haven;t noticed the dents, but I have.
ick.
Though that's more of a bad habit than a ritual.
Um... when he's cross he punches walls. He thinks I haven;t noticed the dents, but I have.
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I've long suspected you guys have 'em. Come on. Give us the details. We won't tell. and it's for research purposes.
Quid pro quo, we'll tell you ours. Check out the other thread....
I hate to be the one to break it to ya but other than bullfighters and priests, men have pretty much given up rituals. What ya see is what you get and if you think it's a ritual, other men think of it as idiosyncrasies and superstitions.
You ladies are the complicated ones, men are very simple in comparison.
Do ya think she bought that?
JagFarlane
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I hate to be the one to break it to ya but other than bullfighters and priests, men have pretty much given up rituals. What ya see is what you get and if you think it's a ritual, other men think of it as idiosyncrasies and superstitions.
You ladies are the complicated ones, men are very simple in comparison.
Do ya think she bought that?
LOL sure as hell hope so
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I think we need to hear about both. And whatever it is you're doing in the shower, too.
JagFarlane
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I think we need to hear about both. And whatever it is you're doing in the shower, too.
Erm...I shampoo my pubic hair. Heh...otherwise I'm in and out of the shower -shrugs-
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Re-Read TexRad. He is right.
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Theres no reason to?
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We can find it without help?
It's so the other bloke can't see the first one didn't wash his hands
Ritual: there's the FreeMason's - Ceremonial Apron, rolled up trouser leg, yellow genital sock, and the secret handshake - (I made one of those up)
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It's so the other bloke can't see the first one didn't wash his hands
Ritual: there's the FreeMason's - Ceremonial Apron, rolled up trouser leg, yellow genital sock, and the secret handshake - (I made one of those up)
LOL how bout the 5 min white man handshake?
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We don't need help?
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I think we need to hear about both. And whatever it is you're doing in the shower, too.
Serious answer:
Turn on the hot water a lot, undress, turn on the cold water a little, step in, wet whole body, apply shampoo, soap up body, wash face (body rinses at same time), wash back-side, wash crotch and legs, rinse off anywhere that still needs it (hair, armpits, butt-crack), squeegee myself with my hands, towel off, get dressed, and leave.
Unless I am shaving that day. I usually do this in the evening before going out, but some mornings I do shave, and that is before getting dressed.
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rituals
ok ok ill give one up for ya , when you ladies see us adjusting ourselves in a public place it is actually a message to another man informing him that hey dude got some last nite.. and she was hot...now i will be banned from the treehouse damnnnnn
I've long suspected you guys have 'em. Come on. Give us the details. We won't tell. and it's for research purposes.
Quid pro quo, we'll tell you ours. Check out the other thread....
ok ok ill give one up for ya , when you ladies see us adjusting ourselves in a public place it is actually a message to another man informing him that hey dude got some last nite.. and she was hot...now i will be banned from the treehouse damnnnnn
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The depends on the restroom
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They go in pairs, they just do so covertly. One following the other. And they pair up from different tables. There's a signal. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm sure of it.
Signal, one gets up from one table. Count to ten, the other from the other table gets up. They meet in the restroom, have a secret male ritual...and then return to the tables, again, one after the other.
Men are wily like that.
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Uh-huh, sure. [getting out the notepad] Let's go back over this, and you can tell us what you left out. Just after the squeegee part. We'll start with that mysterious, yodeling song and the ritual dance steps on the tiles....
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What? Who does that?!
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I don't have tiles in my bathroom.
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