Bistro Bijou

[loststar]

I would like to listen to sweet british wispers while eating delious mac and cheese.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

It is too adorable when Homburg and the Witchling argue.

*stamping of cute tiny foot*

*growling of big bear*

*stamping of cute tiny foot*

*growling of big bear*

GOTO10

Anschul's right, it's all feisty in here today. Maybe we should have a food fight.

bj

 

[Anschul]

Anschul's right, it's all feisty in here today. Maybe we should have a food fight.

bj

* whipping up a fast batch of Grandma's chicken soup with matzoh balls for bj *

Okay, I'm thinkin' what's needed around here is some comfort food. I've been reading this all day, and I've decided that tomorrow's menu is meatloaf, mashed potatoes, stewed tomatoes, roasted root vegetables, an Irish soda bread, and lots and lots of Guinness. Who's in?

 

[Anschul]

Some of my audio files are here, thanks to the lovely Wicked Eve.

OMG, my testosterone is showing!!!. Boy oh boy, Ange, do you know a way to a feller's heart (and several other places as well).

I think I am now in love with two women. See you all in about a week LOL

 

[champagne1982]

A Portrait Of Feminine Fortitude

research spread before eyes that blink
away weariness (she will have no weakness
put her to bed) comes before immersion
in language of ECG and sonic echoes
in a deeper vein uncertainty limits
tender moments shared with few
who stand behind the chair
and watch research spread
beneath the head at rest
on folded arms

 

[loststar]

Can I make the soda bread? I am pretty good at it, well I like it any ways, I'll bring some, and if any one wants it I will share, I love to share, I have come to this realization, I love to share! well in the sprit of sharing here is a bit of off the cuff fluff to entertain for a moment or two

my favorite time of day

Off come the shoes
the hard days work has been done
off comes the bra
I have pleased society today
off comes the amulets
in my home i need not their protection
off comes the rings
I belong to no one
off comes the shirt
no one to impress here
off comes the jeans
I need not hide anymore
off comes the panties
for fun is not too far away
but the socks can stay
they amuse me so
and are for me
and me alone

 

[Anschul]

Can I make the soda bread? I am pretty good at it, well I like it any ways, I'll bring some, and if any one wants it I will share, I love to share, I have come to this realization, I love to share! well in the sprit of sharing here is a bit of off the cuff fluff to entertain for a moment or two

my favorite time of day

Off come the shoes
the hard days work has been done
off comes the bra
I have pleased society today
off comes the amulets
in my home i need not their protection
off comes the rings
I belong to no one
off comes the shirt
no one to impress here
off comes the jeans
I need not hide anymore
off comes the panties
for fun is not too far away
but the socks can stay
they amuse me so
and are for me
and me alone

You do impress me, my sweet, and my heart races. * flirts * Not only can you make the soda bread, but I require it. I'm so glad you're feeling a little better today. You still want to tend bar? I'm thinking this crowd will go through a wee bit of Guinness tomorrow to forget today's angst. It's been strange all over the threads today. Hope to see you tomorrow.

Anyone wants to see my little blurt about Eve's tattoo can read it here. I wrote it just for fun.
Cheftain

 

[loststar]

I absoultly adore the poem about eves garden, and I would love to tend bar, but only if I get to dress up like a german bar maid and give out hand massages to people

 

[UnderYourSpell]

OMG, my testosterone is showing!!!. Boy oh boy, Ange, do you know a way to a feller's heart (and several other places as well).

I think I am now in love with two women. See you all in about a week LOL

first

You do impress me, my sweet, and my heart races. * flirts * Not only can you make the soda bread, but I require it. I'm so glad you're feeling a little better today. You still want to tend bar? I'm thinking this crowd will go through a wee bit of Guinness tomorrow to forget today's angst. It's been strange all over the threads today. Hope to see you tomorrow.

second

Anyone wants to see my little blurt about Eve's tattoo can read it here. I wrote it just for fun.
Cheftain

third
and they say womn are fickle think there was fourth in there somewhere as well. Don't like Guiness but it's not a patch on the real stuff over there anyways ...... waits for sky to fall on my head

I absoultly adore the poem about eves garden, and I would love to tend bar, but only if I get to dress up like a german bar maid and give out hand massages to people

Can I have a foot massage if I promise not to cock my foot up on the bar?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Was going to edit that but think my edit thingy went into overload

 

[RhymeSmith]

Sorry UYS, I couldn't resist:

 

[Anschul]

I absoultly adore the poem about eves garden, and I would love to tend bar, but only if I get to dress up like a german bar maid and give out hand massages to people

Me first!!!

 

[Anschul]

first



third
and they say womn are fickle think there was fourth in there somewhere as well. Don't like Guiness but it's not a patch on the real stuff over there anyways ...... waits for sky to fall on my head

Oh, UYS, you know how I feel about you. And by the way fickle is my middle name. I did earn my through grad school as a bartender...just showing off my bartender skills.

Can I have a foot massage if I promise not to cock my foot up on the bar?

Gimme that foot...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Sorry UYS, I couldn't resist:

You rotter Smitty will get you later behind the bike sheds

Gimme that foot...

You sure you got time you seem to be romancing allllll the ladies on every thread I stick my head into?! Oh alright go on mmmmm ohhh yess yess

 

[Anschul]

You sure you got time you seem to be romancing allllll the ladies on every thread I stick my head into?! Oh alright go on mmmmm ohhh yess yess

It's what I do. When you get to be my age, you gotta keep stickin' it out there, just to convince yourself you still can. And I DO love the ladies. Never met a lady I didn't fall in love with for at least a few minutes--I even loved my evil ex-wife once. What can I say; I'm an addicted romantic, and there's plenty of room on my hard drive.
P.S. Love the picture!

 

[Homburg]

. Don't like Guiness but it's not a patch on the real stuff over there anyways ...... waits for sky to fall on my head

This drives me a bit mad. One of my best mates is a Briton, and used to live in London. When he would come over here on holiday, he'd bring me a 12-pack or two of Irish production Guinness. It makes the American version taste SO lame.

Regional production SUCKS. The only time we buy Guinness is when my wife wants some for cooking. Otherwise I won't buy it. It just tastes offensive after having had the Irish version.

 

[Angeline]

OMG, my testosterone is showing!!!. Boy oh boy, Ange, do you know a way to a feller's heart (and several other places as well).

I think I am now in love with two women. See you all in about a week LOL

I just saw this. Thank you, cheffy. I used to have a disc with about 100 of my poems on it in audio. Sadly, what Eve has is all that remains of that disc. I lost it when I moved. Time to start recording again, methinks.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I tried so hard to listen but they just wouldnt play through kept going back to buffering but I did get to hear your voice with was lovely

 

[Anschul]

This drives me a bit mad. One of my best mates is a Briton, and used to live in London. When he would come over here on holiday, he'd bring me a 12-pack or two of Irish production Guinness. It makes the American version taste SO lame.

Regional production SUCKS. The only time we buy Guinness is when my wife wants some for cooking. Otherwise I won't buy it. It just tastes offensive after having had the Irish version.

Hommie, I'm with you. On my family's annual pilgrimage to Belfast, we load up on Guinness and Black Bush right from the distillery. Even the Bushmill's is better over there. I actually have a secret source of Irish-bought Guinness Extra Stout down here in South Florida. I could tell someone what the source is, but then I'd have to tie them up...oh, wait.... But I do make a killer beer-batter fish using locally-bought Guinness. It's still a great ingredient.

I just saw this. Thank you, cheffy. I used to have a disc with about 100 of my poems on it in audio. Sadly, what Eve has is all that remains of that disc. I lost it when I moved. Time to start recording again, methinks.

I know you're just trying to tease me, right? I did listen, and I gotta tell you, It's so cool to hear a voice connected to the words. It really changes the poetry--hearing it inflected the way it was written, instead of how I inflect it.
* curses himself for turning a noun into a verb. He hates when he does that. *

I tried so hard to listen but they just wouldnt play through kept going back to buffering but I did get to hear your voice with was lovely

And I will continue to romance you until you tell me to stop. Six times.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Incase missed on other thread

While looking at your photograph
I cannot help but think
do you have some problems
when facing food and drink
A fancy piece of facial hair
that covers all your mouth
could have the great misfortune
to drip your soup down south.
Now wanting to be friendly
I'll post a peg or two
so when you aim your Guinness
the froth will slide right through

 

[Anschul]

While looking at your photograph
I cannot help but think
do you have some problems
when facing food and drink
A fancy piece of facial hair
that covers all your mouth
could have the great misfortune
to drip your soup down south.
Now wanting to be friendly
I'll post a peg or two
so when you aim your Guinness
the froth will slide right through

And help me to wipe it off later?

I grew this thing when I was nineteen (So it's older than most of the people in the Bistro, and certainly old enough to drink). Shaved it off once on a whim about six or seven years ago. My wife threatened to leave me, and my daughter started to cry. I started growing it back the next day.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Depends what you wipe it off on .. as long as it's not my mouth you may get away with it

 

[champagne1982]

And help me to wipe it off later?

I grew this thing when I was nineteen (So it's older than most of the people in the Bistro, and certainly old enough to drink). Shaved it off once on a whim about six or seven years ago. My wife threatened to leave me, and my daughter started to cry. I started growing it back the next day.

LOL! Who are you and what did you do with my daddy?

 

[Anschul]

LOL! Who are you and what did you do with my daddy?

Yeah, something like that.

To All: On the middle weekend of every month, I make a big batch of shepherd's pie for a homeless shelter. I seem to have some left over. Anyone want me to bring some in along with the meatloaf?
Cheffy

 

[Homburg]

Hommie, I'm with you. On my family's annual pilgrimage to Belfast, we load up on Guinness and Black Bush right from the distillery. Even the Bushmill's is better over there. I actually have a secret source of Irish-bought Guinness Extra Stout down here in South Florida. I could tell someone what the source is, but then I'd have to tie them up...oh, wait.... But I do make a killer beer-batter fish using locally-bought Guinness. It's still a great ingredient.

Yup, great for cooking, just not for drinking =P

And help me to wipe it off later?

I grew this thing when I was nineteen (So it's older than most of the people in the Bistro, and certainly old enough to drink). Shaved it off once on a whim about six or seven years ago. My wife threatened to leave me, and my daughter started to cry. I started growing it back the next day.

Ha! When I shaved my head, my oldest son was a little less than two years old, and he stared and stared. Really funny