Snot porn?

[Liar]

Apparently, there's a target audience. Anyone up for the challenge?

The article gets extra poetry points for the inclusion of the phrase "a phlegmy trifecta".



_____________________

Gesundheit? That's Hot

The Nose Knows What Turns a Sneeze Fetishist On

By RADHA CHITALE
ABC News Medical Unit
April 18, 2008


For most people, a sneeze is nothing more than an ordinary biological act: one "achoo!" and it is over. But for a certain group of enthusiasts, a sneeze means much more.

Many swoon over a delicate "htchew!" accompanied by a fine mist. Some like the breathy buildup, some like the release afterward. Others prefer them in series, one after another after another, in a phlegmy trifecta.

Music to the ears? Maybe not for most. But for those with a sneezing fetish, hearing, seeing or having a sneeze tickles them in all the right places. And with allergy season upon us, enthusiasts can look forward to some quality sneezing.

Take, for example, the members of Sneeze Fetish Forum, a site with discussion boards related to all things rhinologic. One poster describes a woman who has the "cutest sneeze ever. She gives a big 'ahhh.' Makes the squeak sound of a pinched stifle, and then lets out a loud 'chooo.'"

Response posts were alternatively congratulatory and envious of the poster's encounters with the sneezer.

One wrote: "Oh, what I wouldn't do to work in a desk beside your co-worker."

Another said: "That's great! I wish I could make a certain someone allergic to me."

Though experts have no simple explanation for how sneezing fetishes -- indeed, fetishes in general -- develop, sneezes themselves are not simple at all.

Long article. Read the rest here.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

why did I look?

 

[Liar]

why did I look?

You have an inner phelgmophile yearning for her time in the sun?

 

[tickledkitty]

When you kiss your honey
and your nose is very runny,
you may think it's funny,
but it's snot.

And that's all I have to say about that.

 

[Guest]

To sneeze, or not to sneeze: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The sensation of blood vessels turgid,
Or to take arms against a river of snot,
And by Sinutab end them? To sneeze: to hold;
No more; and by a hold to say we end
The headache and the phlemgy trfecta
That sinus is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To sneeze, to run;
To run: perchance to wipe: aye, there's the rub;
For in that tissue soft what chunks may come
When we have snuffled out this yellow boil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes introspection of colour’d bits;
For who would eat the spoils in spite of scorn,
Of disparate men, the civil man's manners,

 

[Guest]

Well I thought it was funny.

 

[jomar]

When you kiss your honey
and your nose is very runny,
you may think it's funny,
but it's snot.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Looks like guacamole...

 

[CharleyH]

Interesting. I have yet to come across the sneezing fetish in my writing travels, but I have come across the snot fetish at times. It's easy to understand (not that I am a practitioner of any sort - THANK YOU VERY MUCH!).

As all fetishes do, they go back to early memories of hard-ons. Girls do not have the same luxury of spontaneous hard-ons and their fetishes spring from different moments and bodily mechanisms. Nonetheless, men are a bit more prone to weird fetishes, including snot. Consider this ... you are in grade school - a fellow student or teacher sneezes and as the body goes, you get a woody at the same time. A few things can happen in this one instance - you get a hard on for your teacher, the girl in your class, or the sneeze itself.

As for snot fetishes? The only picking sites I have ever seen were of girls digging-in to turn on the man. Frankly, in grade school, I only ever saw guys digging-in and well, frankly eating. Maybe those into snot were the ones that got the woody when a chick caught them?

Apparently, there's a target audience. Anyone up for the challenge?

The article gets extra poetry points for the inclusion of the phrase "a phlegmy trifecta".



_____________________

Gesundheit? That's Hot

The Nose Knows What Turns a Sneeze Fetishist On

By RADHA CHITALE
ABC News Medical Unit
April 18, 2008


For most people, a sneeze is nothing more than an ordinary biological act: one "achoo!" and it is over. But for a certain group of enthusiasts, a sneeze means much more.

Many swoon over a delicate "htchew!" accompanied by a fine mist. Some like the breathy buildup, some like the release afterward. Others prefer them in series, one after another after another, in a phlegmy trifecta.

Music to the ears? Maybe not for most. But for those with a sneezing fetish, hearing, seeing or having a sneeze tickles them in all the right places. And with allergy season upon us, enthusiasts can look forward to some quality sneezing.

Take, for example, the members of Sneeze Fetish Forum, a site with discussion boards related to all things rhinologic. One poster describes a woman who has the "cutest sneeze ever. She gives a big 'ahhh.' Makes the squeak sound of a pinched stifle, and then lets out a loud 'chooo.'"

Response posts were alternatively congratulatory and envious of the poster's encounters with the sneezer.

One wrote: "Oh, what I wouldn't do to work in a desk beside your co-worker."

Another said: "That's great! I wish I could make a certain someone allergic to me."

Though experts have no simple explanation for how sneezing fetishes -- indeed, fetishes in general -- develop, sneezes themselves are not simple at all.

Long article. Read the rest here.

 

[Liar]

Consider this ... you are in grade school - a fellow student or teacher sneezes and as the body goes, you get a woody at the same time. A few things can happen in this one instance - you get a hard on for your teacher, the girl in your class, or the sneeze itself.

Dunno, I would think of it as getting a woody in spite of sneezing.

I can't really buy that all things like that can be traced back to childhood psychosexual traumas. Can't a fetish merely develop out of an intellectual idea instead? For instance, the analogy between a good sneeze and an orgasm is pretty obvious. The inevitable buildup, the explosion, the breathless aftermath the goo in your palm... er, strike that last one. I imagine it could be easy for the right personality type to obsess over something like that to the point that it would trigger arousal.

 

[jomar]

With all the pollen about and all the hot babes with allergies sneezing it's not Spring, but, well, Sproing!

 

[alyxen]

When you kiss your honey
and your nose is very runny,
you may think it's funny,
but it's snot.

And that's all I have to say about that.

I must be tired, cause that's friggin' hilarious

 

[Guest]

To sneeze, or not to sneeze: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The sensation of blood vessels turgid,
Or to take arms against a river of snot,
And by Sinutab end them? To sneeze: to hold;
No more; and by a hold to say we end
The headache and the phlemgy trfecta
That sinus is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To sneeze, to run;
To run: perchance to wipe: aye, there's the rub;
For in that tissue soft what chunks may come
When we have snuffled out this yellow boil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes introspection of colour’d bits;
For who would eat the spoils in spite of scorn,
Of disparate men, the civil man's manners,

Nicely done.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Snot porn?
Stew porn!

Snot!
Stew!