Isolated Blurt Thread

[sophia jane]

Great. The oldest is in moody miserable mode today. *sigh*

 

[damppanties]

Why does it feel so final?

 

[logophile]

I think maybe we missed the window on becoming casual lovers. Instead we are brilliant, witty conversationalists discussing politics and pussy eating. Maybe that's just as good.

 

[mansome]

Enough already!
You've proved you can reduce me to a pathetic wreck with your insiduous arrival in my body.....you do not have to keep proving your power is greater than a being 100 million times your size. Get the fucking hell out of my body and let me breathe properly!

Fucking virus.

Fucker........ *kicks* it in its tiny virus nads

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I have never been so scared in my entire life.

I never want to have to go through that ever again.

 

[Shakti_Dreamer]

Escape is my desire.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I don't know how to be better than I am

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't know how to be better than I am

Be happy being you and the rest will fall in place.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Be happy being you and the rest will fall in place.

She's right.

 

[cloudy]

I just laughed so damn hard, I woke the kids up.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just laughed so damn hard, I woke the kids up.

Did you rip your bodice again??

 

[cloudy]

Did you rip your bodice again??

yes. My bosom heaved.

 

[rgraham666]

yes. My bosom heaved.

Um. *drool*

 

[cloudy]

Um. *drool*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes. My bosom heaved.

heaving bosom's make me moist, I need my grandmother's antique lace hankie she left me on her death bed to wipe my brow before I succumb to the vapors.



Hey....is that a Viscount?

 

[cloudy]

heaving bosom's make me moist, I need my grandmother's antique lace hankie she left me on her death bed to wipe my brow before I succumb to the vapors.



Hey....is that a Viscount?

yep, Lord Scottie McMullet. Dontcha wanna hold his bagpipes?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

heaving bosom's make me moist, I need my grandmother's antique lace hankie she left me on her death bed to wipe my brow before I succumb to the vapors.



Hey....is that a Viscount?

'moist' is such a disgusting word...

 

[cloudy]

'moist' is such a disgusting word...

I know.

 

[rgraham666]

'moist' is such a disgusting word...

Why? Moist towelettes are handy for so many things.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yep, Lord Scottie McMullet. Dontcha wanna hold his bagpipes?

No, I'm being taken by a pirate right now....he'll have to wait.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

ugh...the word just makes me shudder...the word damp or wet is far better...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Why? Moist towelettes are handy for so many things.

Yes, like for KFC, BBQ and OCD.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ugh...the word just makes me shudder...the word damp or wet is far better...

How do you feel about juicy?

 

[cloudy]

No, I'm being taken by a pirate right now....he'll have to wait.

Make sure you have your hankie.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Make sure you have your hankie.

I keep it tucked in my ample bosom.