Classical Greek satyrs were originally depicted as horse-like, so the end result would look basically the same aside from a permanent erection. Romanized satyrs would add a splash of horny old goat to the mix. Either way, it should help them end their political careers with appropriately ribald and obscene scandals.
I think @onehitwanda might be half-siren, half-kelpie.
Does she enjoy luring people into riding her before drowning them?
She tricks them into drowning in their own tears with her 'songs', giving them a de facto aquatic burial.
Nac mac Feegle!
Chasing after her victims, calling out puns until they run into the water to escape.
Like Frankie Boyle?
