Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

The briefest one I ever had was "hi"...was sort of funny...I figured at that rate, I would have run out of pm room by the time we got to the gist of things...

Then you have the ones..."horny tonight?"...

And I had one that just startled me, with barely a preface and an entire short story he'd written, out of the blue, never even heard of him. I've seen him post on threads in the same way since then, and it's kind of funny. I pm'd him back saying Iwasn't sure what made him send it to me, but that I figured it was because it got him off to do it, and thanks very much for the erotic story, and he pm'd back a very nice thank you note! Go figure.....

And there seems to be a whole tribe of youngsters out there who are looking for predatory older women...not sure how I come across THAT way...lol...

I don't normally feel "old" until I get a PM from someone that says they want to be with an Older woman. *sigh* I'm 35 this year, everyone tells me that isn't old. . . but I guess when a 19 year old wants to fuck you then you're old.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I once received an out-of-the-blue PM that, as I recall, Just read Hi, come see my thread, and included a link to a guy's nude pic thread.

Well, I just checked and, to be fair, my profile doesn't specify my gender (a newbie omission that I plan to remedy soon), but a cursory glance at my posts should indicate quite clearly that I am that Internet rarity, a guy who likes girls.

This was simply a scattershot PM by an apparent newbie with a low post count and a willingness to waste people's time.

For a moment I thought I've written here extensively and given NO indication that something like this would interest me! I should complain to the mods. A second later I realized that I sounded just like a hundred posts I'd read by a hundred different ladies, and I was simply getting a taste of what they dealt with all the time.

I laughed aloud and put the sender on "Ignore".

Welcome to our world.

 

[firstclassmale]

I would love a few good lines to open an IM with.ASL drives me insane .

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Some folks have great opening lines, it's when they stop using the lines that got their foot through the door that makes us angry.

I can't speak for all the ladies, but usually the PMs I like the most are the ones that show someone has spent some time trying to get to know me. Either their PM shows they know enough about me to warrent a reason behind PMing me besides wanting to cyber fuck me or it doesn't.

There is no magical "opening line;" it's a matter of being considerate.

 

[Blase]

Welcome to our world.

Thank you, Red. I am glad to get even a metaphorical, ironic welcome from you.

As for Firstclassmale's question, Red's answer pretty much sums up the approach that I subscribe to when I'm contacting someone new: My subject line refers to whatever it is that I'm writing them about (e.g., Your Personal Ad), and the content of my message is ALWAYS relevant to something that they have put either in their profile or on the boards.

Oh, and the initial contact NEVER contains bad language or propositions the recipient, unless I'm replying to a post that specifically invited something of the sort (I seldom answer those anyway, since female posters of such tend to get flooded by replies).

Call it respect, common courtesy or whatever you like, but it does result in the occasional bout of female nudity...

 

[shykittyme]

First, I Apologize For The Capitals, I Am On My Cell, And This Is How My Interpretive Text Comes Out On Here... Lol... But Anyways, I Wanted To Say That I Understand, In A Way, How A Man Who Is Searching For Company With Hopefully A Certain Outcome, Would Send Out Alot Of Pm's And Might Now Want To Invest Alot Of Time In 'research' So To Speak, But It Is Nice To Get Something With At Least A Little Thought Behind It...a Little Old Fashioned Courtesy Goes A Long Way With Me....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thank you, Red. I am glad to get even a metaphorical, ironic welcome from you.

As for Firstclassmale's question, Red's answer pretty much sums up the approach that I subscribe to when I'm contacting someone new: My subject line refers to whatever it is that I'm writing them about (e.g., Your Personal Ad), and the content of my message is ALWAYS relevant to something that they have put either in their profile or on the boards.

Oh, and the initial contact NEVER contains bad language or propositions the recipient, unless I'm replying to a post that specifically invited something of the sort (I seldom answer those anyway, since female posters of such tend to get flooded by replies).

Call it respect, common courtesy or whatever you like, but it does result in the occasional bout of female nudity...

Most definitely listing the "real" reason behind the title is a plus. I like it when someone PMs me to tell me they read my "Supporting Red" thread and/or they read a story/SRP that I've written. That's a big compliment to me, granted I can tell if they are trying to pull a fast one by the fourth or fifth PM when they start asking me questions about what turns me on or makes me wet, oh or the classic... What are you wearing?

Blase... how about a simple: Welcome to the thread.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

First, I Apologize For The Capitals, I Am On My Cell, And This Is How My Interpretive Text Comes Out On Here... Lol... But Anyways, I Wanted To Say That I Understand, In A Way, How A Man Who Is Searching For Company With Hopefully A Certain Outcome, Would Send Out Alot Of Pm's And Might Now Want To Invest Alot Of Time In 'research' So To Speak, But It Is Nice To Get Something With At Least A Little Thought Behind It...a Little Old Fashioned Courtesy Goes A Long Way With Me....

No need to apologize for the Caps. It makes you unique.

Amazing what Courtesy can do these days.

 

[Blase]

Blase... how about a simple: Welcome to the thread.

A simple welcome to the thread is most appreciated, Red. Thank you again.

Most definitely listing the "real" reason behind the title is a plus. I like it when someone PMs me to tell me they read my "Supporting Red" thread and/or they read a story/SRP that I've written. That's a big compliment to me, granted I can tell if they are trying to pull a fast one by the fourth or fifth PM when they start asking me questions about what turns me on or makes me wet, oh or the classic... What are you wearing?

From your comments above, it looks like I didn't explain myself very well. I don't actually PM girls and refer to things that interest them in an attempt to lure them into cybersex, but if the person I'm communicating with is intelligent, personable and has a sensual imagination, my interest in playing is always somewhere in the background.

Just occasionally it comes to the foreground.

 

[MollyDolly]

See, any PM is great to me because the first contact tells me a lot about a person- if s/he sounds like a jerk or waste of time in the first PM then at least I know what to expect! I'd rather know right off the bat than start chatting, think things are going okay, and then find out some "deal-breaker" later on... But maybe that's just me. I think some people should have "LOSER" tattooed on their proverbial foreheads so that the rest of us know who to avoid!

 

[stickwork]

I usually never open.

Unless it's something along the lines of "I can see you typing your reply".

 

[ImSinister]

Subject Line: Nice Tits/Ass/Pussy


Body:

Hi. I am fucking horny. Wanna cyber fuck? IM me at 10inchesallnightlong69@yahoo My balls are now in your court.


Signed, ME




Comment: I try to avoid humor or being friendly - women don't seem to like those sorts of things. They want it blunt and to the point, after all if they didn't want to cyber fuck 24/7 why are they on this site?

 

[lovemonster]

Subject Line: Nice Tits/Ass/Pussy


Body:

Hi. I am fucking horny. Wanna cyber fuck? IM me at 10inchesallnightlong69@yahoo My balls are now in your court.


Signed, ME




Comment: I try to avoid humor or being friendly - women don't seem to like those sorts of things. They want it blunt and to the point, after all if they didn't want to cyber fuck 24/7 why are they on this site?

You're just what I'm looking for. Can I have your babies?

 

[asian_princess]

Oh, i got one with a cool term today.

"You give me 100% turn-ons"

Aw hell, now i'm going to be paranoid over what % turn ons, i'm giving out

 

[razo_dedezmond]

Lets see I think the best one I had was in yahoo chat, when this guy messaged me and started telling me all the things he would love to do with me, one big post. The problem is the post was for a female, and my profile had my picture - stated I was a male, and even stated as such in the chat. So I corrected his mistakes in the post, and he never did respond.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A simple welcome to the thread is most appreciated, Red. Thank you again.


From your comments above, it looks like I didn't explain myself very well. I don't actually PM girls and refer to things that interest them in an attempt to lure them into cybersex, but if the person I'm communicating with is intelligent, personable and has a sensual imagination, my interest in playing is always somewhere in the background.

Just occasionally it comes to the foreground.

I understood what you meant, wasn't implying you were trying to "lure" anyone in at all. My apologies if that is how it came across.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

See, any PM is great to me because the first contact tells me a lot about a person- if s/he sounds like a jerk or waste of time in the first PM then at least I know what to expect! I'd rather know right off the bat than start chatting, think things are going okay, and then find out some "deal-breaker" later on... But maybe that's just me. I think some people should have "LOSER" tattooed on their proverbial foreheads so that the rest of us know who to avoid!

I have had those folks too, the ones that treat you with respect then a few PMs later, you're nothing but a cyber buddy when you've not even talked about wanting anything like that from them. That probably annoys me more than anything. Don't waste my time... just say what you want, so I can get on with more important matters, like flirtin' on the threads.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I usually never open.

Unless it's something along the lines of "I can see you typing your reply".

Subject Line: Nice Tits/Ass/Pussy


Body:

Hi. I am fucking horny. Wanna cyber fuck? IM me at 10inchesallnightlong69@yahoo My balls are now in your court.


Signed, ME

Comment: I try to avoid humor or being friendly - women don't seem to like those sorts of things. They want it blunt and to the point, after all if they didn't want to cyber fuck 24/7 why are they on this site?

You do have a point... this is probably why my toys don't last longer than 3 to 6 mths.

LM can't have your babies though... I want all your cyber kids.

Oh, i got one with a cool term today.

"You give me 100% turn-ons"

Aw hell, now i'm going to be paranoid over what % turn ons, i'm giving out

Always 100%, except for those times when you reach 110%.

Lets see I think the best one I had was in yahoo chat, when this guy messaged me and started telling me all the things he would love to do with me, one big post. The problem is the post was for a female, and my profile had my picture - stated I was a male, and even stated as such in the chat. So I corrected his mistakes in the post, and he never did respond.

I have yet to be confused as a male.

 

[mansome]

"I love your cock. It's even bigger than mine"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"I love your cock. It's even bigger than mine"

You made me spew my soda all over the screen... Thanks.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

"I love your cock. It's even bigger than mine"

LOL and you said?

 

[mansome]

You made me spew my soda all over the screen... Thanks.

Sorry sugar...... but I really received that P.M.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sorry sugar...... but I really received that P.M.

I believe you. I know there are guys who PM guys, it just took me by surprise to see you post here and then to read what you posted just added to the pleasure.

Morning sweets.

 

[mansome]

LOL and you said?

I said: "Wow, you must REALLY have a small cock then..... now fuck off"

never heard back from the guy

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

I said: "Wow, you must REALLY have a small cock then..... now fuck off"

never heard back from the guy

LOL good for you!