Colton_White
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Does ‘tongue’ size matter?
Many men in this world are very ‘concerned’ about their penis size, [me too, I wish I had a 14 inch big pecker like Mike Tyson, but that’s another story]
Back to the point,
I’m concerned with my tongue size?
Let me 1st describe what is tounge?
[for those who’re excessively concerned about penis size that they almost forgot what is tongue]
It’s a mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity
USES:-
It is essential for speech, eating food, making faces to tease someone, and giving oral pleasure to your partner.
MY measurements:-
The length of my tongue that can come out of my mouth is about 1.75 inches. Maximum breadth is also about 1.75 inches. Thickness is 0.25 inches,
Color is pinkish white. I use tongue scrapper every morning to clean it, and I brush my teeth twice per day.
My questions are:-
1. Am I big enough?
2. If not? Then if there any tongue-enlargement pills/excerices/surgery available in the market. [I’m too cheap to buy me some pills /surgery..but excerices is something I can do lol]
3. We’ve ‘statistical data’ available that above 5” cock is average and there is no need to worry, so is there similar ‘statistical data’ available to interpretate what is the ‘average tongue size’
4. How much are the chances my lady will dump me just because of my ‘small tongue’
5. post your tongue size here and let everyone know,. Whether you’re ‘satisfied with it or not’
6. Post your partner’s tongue measurements and let everyone know whether he/she satisfied you with it or not?
7. Post whatever you want connected to this subject.
P.S.
I’m satisfied with my body & organs,
this is thread is only made to make mockery of the people who’re posting same thing over and over again [does penis size matter?]
=>In my honest opinion, most of they’re just seeking ladies to post their real life experience which they [thread poster] can read and wank out their small pee-pee.
=>And giving opportunity to the lurkers to sneak and send PM to the ladies there saying “hey I’m perfect size for you”
I mean haven’t you noticed that most penis size thread posters never ever repost anything in the thread again..but simply vanish.
MY ADVICE:-
My advice to every one is be happy with what God has given you. and if the crowd puts excessive weighage on physical appearance ..
[e.g. how big & pretty your boobs/penis/butts/face/torse etc.]
rather than what a person you’re mentally / emotionally [about how big & pretty brain you’re]…then there is no reason to get sad / feel humiliated / depressed.
[size=+1] Don’t let the crowd dictate your happiness. [/size]
Many men in this world are very ‘concerned’ about their penis size, [me too, I wish I had a 14 inch big pecker like Mike Tyson, but that’s another story]
Back to the point,
I’m concerned with my tongue size?
Let me 1st describe what is tounge?
[for those who’re excessively concerned about penis size that they almost forgot what is tongue]
It’s a mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity
USES:-
It is essential for speech, eating food, making faces to tease someone, and giving oral pleasure to your partner.
MY measurements:-
The length of my tongue that can come out of my mouth is about 1.75 inches. Maximum breadth is also about 1.75 inches. Thickness is 0.25 inches,
Color is pinkish white. I use tongue scrapper every morning to clean it, and I brush my teeth twice per day.
My questions are:-
1. Am I big enough?
2. If not? Then if there any tongue-enlargement pills/excerices/surgery available in the market. [I’m too cheap to buy me some pills /surgery..but excerices is something I can do lol]
3. We’ve ‘statistical data’ available that above 5” cock is average and there is no need to worry, so is there similar ‘statistical data’ available to interpretate what is the ‘average tongue size’
4. How much are the chances my lady will dump me just because of my ‘small tongue’
5. post your tongue size here and let everyone know,. Whether you’re ‘satisfied with it or not’
6. Post your partner’s tongue measurements and let everyone know whether he/she satisfied you with it or not?
7. Post whatever you want connected to this subject.
P.S.
I’m satisfied with my body & organs,
this is thread is only made to make mockery of the people who’re posting same thing over and over again [does penis size matter?]
=>In my honest opinion, most of they’re just seeking ladies to post their real life experience which they [thread poster] can read and wank out their small pee-pee.
=>And giving opportunity to the lurkers to sneak and send PM to the ladies there saying “hey I’m perfect size for you”
I mean haven’t you noticed that most penis size thread posters never ever repost anything in the thread again..but simply vanish.
MY ADVICE:-
My advice to every one is be happy with what God has given you. and if the crowd puts excessive weighage on physical appearance ..
[e.g. how big & pretty your boobs/penis/butts/face/torse etc.]
rather than what a person you’re mentally / emotionally [about how big & pretty brain you’re]…then there is no reason to get sad / feel humiliated / depressed.
[size=+1] Don’t let the crowd dictate your happiness. [/size]
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