Men!

[Tebazile]

I'm apartment sitting for Master while He's on vacation. He's getting back tomorrow, and I thought it'd be a nice gesture on my part to seriously clean His place (with His okay, of course). I started cleaning out the refrigerator, and I was horrified.

There’s chili in a tupperware in the back that was there the first night I met Him. So many condiments have expired. The eggs have been bad for months. The bad milk is becoming really good cheese. And the bacon expired in August.

I got online and IMed Him about it:

Me: Did you realize that your bacon expired in like August?
Him: Lol I knew it was kinda old but it was sealed...

Why do men do that? I am like seriously anal about checking expiration dates. But with a guy, if it's sealed or in the freezer, it's good FOREVER.

 

[TurdFergeson]

That's not a fridge, that's a biology experiment. Gone horribly wrong.

 

[Songcatcher]

$15 million?!

 

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I'm apartment sitting for Master while he's on vacation. He's getting back tomorrow, and I thought it'd be a nice gesture on my part to seriously clean His place (with His okay, of course). I started cleaning out the refrigerator, and I was horrified.

There’s chili in a tupperware in the back that was there the first night I met Him. So many condiments have expired. The eggs have been bad for months. The bad milk is becoming really good cheese. And the bacon expired in August.

I got online and IMed Him about it:

Me: Did you realize that your bacon expired in like August?
Him: Lol I knew it was kinda old but it was sealed...

Why do men do that? I am like seriously anal about checking expiration dates. But with a guy, if it's sealed or in the freezer, it's good FOREVER.

Say what!?! If he has eggs that expired months ago and tupperware containers filled with science projects, it's his problem, not yours! Order out!

I guess this is why I think different than a sub...

 

[Tebazile]

Say what!?! If he has eggs that expired months ago and tupperware containers filled with science projects, it's his problem, not yours! Order out!

I guess this is why I think different than a sub...

... I'm not eating it, ha. And neither is He (that's why it's still in the refrigerator). And He didn't ask me to clean. I wanted to.

 

[Thrill seaker]

Sorry, like to help but I lose my concentration after more than two lines...

I think I'll start a Doritos thread...Like em or hate em...Now that's a quality thread!

 

[kotori]

This reminds me I should change my box of Arm & Hammer.

brb

 

[petes478]

Doritos thread....

I luv doritos!

 

[NanashiKuro]

Men are disgusting, a lot of the time.

I mean, I'm not anal about the dates, but if it's over a week out, or it looks/smells off then its OUT!
I'm pretty sure that he could have seen that lot.


Personally, I don't know what I'd do. It's a toss up between clean it all out or leave it open and beneath the sofa when I left.

 

[mansome]

I'm apartment sitting for Master while he's on vacation. He's getting back tomorrow, and I thought it'd be a nice gesture on my part to seriously clean His place (with His okay, of course). I started cleaning out the refrigerator, and I was horrified.

There’s chili in a tupperware in the back that was there the first night I met Him. So many condiments have expired. The eggs have been bad for months. The bad milk is becoming really good cheese. And the bacon expired in August.

I got online and IMed Him about it:

Me: Did you realize that your bacon expired in like August?
Him: Lol I knew it was kinda old but it was sealed...

Why do men do that? I am like seriously anal about checking expiration dates. But with a guy, if it's sealed or in the freezer, it's good FOREVER.

Bacon "expires"..... are you sure?

 

[Studguyforyou]

I'm apartment sitting for Master while he's on vacation. He's getting back tomorrow, and I thought it'd be a nice gesture on my part to seriously clean His place (with His okay, of course). I started cleaning out the refrigerator, and I was horrified.

There’s chili in a tupperware in the back that was there the first night I met Him. So many condiments have expired. The eggs have been bad for months. The bad milk is becoming really good cheese. And the bacon expired in August.

I got online and IMed Him about it:

Me: Did you realize that your bacon expired in like August?
Him: Lol I knew it was kinda old but it was sealed...

Why do men do that? I am like seriously anal about checking expiration dates. But with a guy, if it's sealed or in the freezer, it's good FOREVER.

Sounds like you have quite the fun night ahead of you

 

[Spaceboy]

I'm apartment sitting for Master while he's on vacation.

I can't even quantify the amount of lameness in this sentence.

 

[Tebazile]

Men are disgusting, a lot of the time.

I mean, I'm not anal about the dates, but if it's over a week out, or it looks/smells off then its OUT!
I'm pretty sure that he could have seen that lot.


Personally, I don't know what I'd do. It's a toss up between clean it all out or leave it open and beneath the sofa when I left.

The thing is though, He doesn't really eat in most of the time. And when He does, it's just like a sandwich or something. So He has a vague inclination of when he purchased things, but He's busy so keeping fresh things in stock is not a priority.

 

[Tebazile]

I can't even quantify the amount of lameness in this sentence.

Ha. Jealous?

 

[The Heretic]

But with a guy, if it's sealed or in the freezer, it's good FOREVER.

It's not??

 

[mansome]

I'm apartment sitting for Master while he's on vacation. He's getting back tomorrow, and I thought it'd be a nice gesture on my part to seriously clean His place (with His okay, of course). I started cleaning out the refrigerator, and I was horrified.

You need permission to clean up his nastiness that you are living in?

hmmmm......

 

[Tebazile]

You need permission to clean up his nastiness that you are living in?

hmmmm......

Technically, no. And I didn't really ask Him. I just made Him aware of it, so He'd have the opportunity to tell me not to, if He wanted.

 

[TurdFergeson]

This never happens with families because throwing away such items will result in "master" (the person who bought the food) getting mad.

Waste not, want not.

 

[mansome]

Technically, no. And I didn't really ask Him. I just made Him aware of it, so He'd have the opportunity to tell me not to, if He wanted.

so if he told you not to clean up.. you would continue to live in filth despite common sense?

 

[Tebazile]

so if he told you not to clean up.. you would continue to live in filth despite common sense?

... filth? The place isn't "filthy" at all. It just needed some basic things like dusting and vacuuming. It's not like there's garbage everywhere and stacks of dishes, or something. He's just really busy, so He doesn't get the chance to do the little extra things that make a home especially clean.

 

[mansome]

... filth? The place isn't "filthy" at all. It just needed some basic things like dusting and vacuuming. It's not like there's garbage everywhere and stacks of dishes, or something. He's just really busy, so He doesn't get the chance to do the little extra things that make a home especially clean.

but if he told you not to clean you wouldn't right? and of course it would become even more filthy than it is and you would have to tolerate it despite common sense....

 

[Tebazile]

but if he told you not to clean you wouldn't right? and of course it would become even more filthy than it is and you would have to tolerate it despite common sense....

He wouldn't tell me not to, though.

 

[Chicago69]

Can you come clean my fridge when your done???

 

[Tebazile]

Can you come clean my fridge when your done???

Haha... no.

 

[mansome]

I'm apartment sitting for Master while he's on vacation. :

So who is watching your house and are they allowed to clean?