Is there an "away from Lit" thread?

AvoidingRealWork

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If there isn't, this can be the start of one.

I'll be gone for a few days. Hope everyone has a great weekend!
 
Why would you associate it with sex and then stay clear?? :rolleyes:

Because it's rude to interrupt people when they're having sex. I don't know about India, but that's how we behave in the UK
 
Why would you associate it with sex and then stay clear?? :rolleyes:

My mom told me to :rolleyes:
"Little Willy," she said. (She always called me Little Willy) 'Sex is fer suckers! Don't ya'll be havin' nuthin to do with all them 'in's and out's... i'll rot ya pecker."
 
Because it's rude to interrupt people when they're having sex. I don't know about India, but that's how we behave in the UK
God! Haven't you seen any porn movies? You either join in or stand off to one side and wank. :rolleyes:
 
Actually I usually just go ahead and fix the refrigerator
 
My mom told me to :rolleyes:
"Little Willy," she said. (She always called me Little Willy) 'Sex is fer suckers! Don't ya'll be havin' nuthin to do with all them 'in's and out's... i'll rot ya pecker."
Didn't she warn you about hairy palms if you go with the alternative?
 
God! Haven't you seen any porn movies? You either join in or stand off to one side and wank. :rolleyes:

I remember you when you were demure. It seems like only yesterday...

Psst... you don't get hairs if you wear rubber gloves.
 
I remember you when you were demure. It seems like only yesterday...

Psst... you don't get hairs if you wear rubber gloves.
I'm still demure. I'm just... excited today. :eek:

Rubber gloves seems kind of clinical.
 
I'm still demure. I'm just... excited today. :eek:

Rubber gloves seems kind of clinical.

Multi-functional, I cut the fingers off and re-package them as condoms... I'm saving up for the fare to India :D

Good news on the excitement front... Friday night excitement is the best kind... which is probably why we're all here :D
 
Multi-functional, I cut the fingers off and re-package them as condoms... I'm saving up for the fare to India :D
Who are you going to meet in India, hmmm?

Good news on the excitement front... Friday night excitement is the best kind... which is probably why we're all here :D
I'm actually procrastinating. I need to do tooo much work. I'm in denial. :cool:
 
Who are you going to meet in India, hmmm?


I'm actually procrastinating. I need to do tooo much work. I'm in denial. :cool:

I forgot... you've moved ;)

I've had a good day, exercised, sorted the next phase of building, even started on a Lit story. I'm just waiting for Belle de Jour to start... I need to brush up on my French.
 
Your nose just grew, Pinocchio. :D
Oh, shut up. Just because you wrote a story... uh... ummm... I'm not supposed to... *shuts up* :eek:
I forgot... you've moved ;)

I've had a good day, exercised, sorted the next phase of building, even started on a Lit story. I'm just waiting for Belle de Jour to start... I need to brush up on my French.
I have. :)

You have an amazing life. :rose:
 
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