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The truth is if I wore heels that high and thin I'd probably feel like I was dying after walking a block. Then again as you point out there's no real reason to walk anywhere in them. :D

As we know my Olds 442 was very hawt, but I always preferred the Trimuph Spitfires and Fiat Spiders and my total dream car would be this 1959 Austin Healey.

I was about 6" from buying a TR6 once. Then I decided to set in it. Given my size, it was like a bad sitcom. My lust for those cars become something to be appreciated at a distance. When Mazda came out with the Miata, it was briefly reignited. Until the Sit Test. *sigh* Someday I will find a roadster that does not make me feel like I'm straddling a skateboard.

And a friend of mine had that very car in cream with tan upholstery. Well, it was his dad's, but he drove it any time he wanted, and inherited it.

My automotive inheritance currently stands to be a couple of cars I don't give a toss about, a 90 CRXsi that needs love, a 76 Jeep CJ-5 that really needs love, and a 1950 panhead Harley in pieces.

In short, I'm not crying. I'm hoping my dad gets a wild hair to put the hog back together. He wants to make it a complete stocker resto garage queen. I want to see a ridable greaser scoot (like it was when he was a greaser and rode it). As of this moment, the frame is in my hands, so my idea is technically more likely. :devil:

I remember being seven years old, and my dad bringing the hog to our quarters in Ft Bragg. It was the first place we'd ever had an actual garage. It wasn't attached, no, the garages for the units were off in a row on a side street that no one lingered on. He cracked the door into this dusty space with the reverence of a grave robber opening a tomb, and there it was, this hulking blue and white monster encrusted in dust and cobweb, the patina of age heavy upon it. It was so large that I could climb on it like a playground slide. The first time I sat in that wide leather saddle, leaned impossibly far forward and gripped those handlebars, I fell in love for the first time. That moment, that feeling, that memory never left me. That is the instant that crystallised my love for all things wheeled.

No, my first love was no woman. She was a beautiful old piece of motorcyle joy clothed in steel, rubber, and neglect. Her skeleton sits ten feet from me now, as patient as she was that day almost 30 years ago, waiting for that collusion of time, love, and resources, and the rumble quiescient now in her sundered heart will once again taste asphalt beneath thundering wheels. I dearly hope my dad will be alive to see that day, but even if he is not, I will ride her through the mountains of North Carolina, and give her back to the dream of the hill and curve and slope.

http://www.classicinv.com/1950panbackside.jpg

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Well I have to jump in with the small roadsters talk, well because I absolutly love mine. Its a 94 miata with a customized pin stripping, and aftermarket suspension and handling. Talk about Zoom Zoom, I have to try really hard not to get into trouble with it. Homberg, I'll have to give you a ride in it someday, it has customized seats that allow a 6 ft man to sit comfortablely, espicialy when you put the top down. In fact the pervious owner was 6'5'', he had the seats custom installed because they allowed for more leg room, my hubby absolutely loves them.
 
Well I have to jump in with the small roadsters talk, well because I absolutly love mine. Its a 94 miata with a customized pin stripping, and aftermarket suspension and handling. Talk about Zoom Zoom, I have to try really hard not to get into trouble with it. Homberg, I'll have to give you a ride in it someday, it has customized seats that allow a 6 ft man to sit comfortablely, espicialy when you put the top down. In fact the pervious owner was 6'5'', he had the seats custom installed because they allowed for more leg room, my hubby absolutely loves them.

That's pretty cool. The one I drove was a 94, and, wow, it was just silly for me to be in it. It wasn't actually the headroom that was the problem. It was the shoulder room.

ill post a picture as soon as I figure out how

PM me, and I'll give you some options on posting pics. It's easy once you're used to it.
 
Fight Or Fuck

Random Instant Bistro Poetry Challenge in honor of Mating Season:
write a poem with the title or the theme "FIGHT OR FUCK"


fight , fight, fight
that seems to be all I fucking do
fighting my instincts about you
that wonderful something new

fight, fight, fight
that seems to be all I fucking do
fighting my reasons with you
you haven't got a clue

fight, fight, fight
that seems to be all I fucking do
I fight with you
and with you

all fighting and not enough fucking
no wonder I'm depressed and stressed
fighting with you and you
and me too

well fuck reason
and fuck passion
and fuck love
and fuck you
and fuck you too

fuck, fuck, fuck
I'm done fighting with you
 
Random Instant Bistro Poetry Challenge in honor of Mating Season:
write a poem with the title or the theme "FIGHT OR FUCK"


fight , fight, fight
that seems to be all I fucking do
fighting my instincts about you
that wonderful something new

fight, fight, fight
that seems to be all I fucking do
fighting my reasons with you
you haven't got a clue

fight, fight, fight
that seems to be all I fucking do
I fight with you
and with you

all fighting and not enough fucking
no wonder I'm depressed and stressed
fighting with you and you
and me too

well fuck reason
and fuck passion
and fuck love
and fuck you
and fuck you too

fuck, fuck, fuck
I'm done fighting with you

I really like the ryhthm here.
 
I was about 6" from buying a TR6 once. Then I decided to set in it. Given my size, it was like a bad sitcom...

No, my first love was no woman. She was a beautiful old piece of motorcyle joy ...

Hom... are we related? Seems like, along with congruent attitudes and proclivities, we might also share some physiological attributes...
 
Hom... are we related? Seems like, along with congruent attitudes and proclivities, we might also share some physiological attributes...

ok now I'm hot for BOTH of you.

Talking of cars, the one I remember most fondly was a 1966 Karmann Ghia that I drove back in 1986 or thereabouts. Gods, I was so in love with that car.

It was just like this only it was British racing green and had a slightly mushed in nose, as virtually all Ghias do. The shocks were pretty much gone, so it sat about 6 inches off the ground. When it overheated, my boyfriend would have to crawl underneath and jump the starter spark with a pair of needlenose pliers. It was his job because he was thinner than I was. Lawl.

Eventually we broke up and I had to let him have his car back. Dammit.

Lost, I'm so glad you wrote for that challenge. It's excellent to see everyone being able to vent this way.

good morning/ afternoon / evening!

bj

ETA: LOL LOL LOL look what I just found!
 
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ok now I'm hot for BOTH of you.

Talking of cars, the one I remember most fondly was a 1966 Karmann Ghia that I drove back in 1986 or thereabouts. Gods, I was so in love with that car.

It was just like this only it was British racing green and had a slightly mushed in nose, as virtually all Ghias do. The shocks were pretty much gone, so it sat about 6 inches off the ground. When it overheated, my boyfriend would have to crawl underneath and jump the starter spark with a pair of needlenose pliers. It was his job because he was thinner than I was. Lawl.

Eventually we broke up and I had to let him have his car back. Dammit.

In the car world, that anecdote is referred to as "character", as in "that car sure has character".


And my latest ride arrived today. Early. I get a phone call from some oddball number, and I hear "Gotcher Fusion." Um, wha? (articulate, as always). "Gotcher Fusion." Apparently he's as articulate as I am. I ask what he's talking about, and come to find out that it is my new company car, and he was at my house, expecting me to be there. No one told me of this. The plan, so far as I knew, was that it was going to be delivered to the office tomorrow. Nope, house, today. Now I need to get my current car to the office, and me back. Somehow.

And what is one of the honest joys of a new car? It's clean. Beautifully clean. No. Filthy. Fucking filthy. This car was coated in honey and driven through the Mojave, while a pair of spastic monkeys armed with axle grease made like they were tossing poo towards it. 17.7 miles on this shiny infant auto, and it looks worse than my 55000 mile car. At least the interior is clean, right? Nope. Mud, dirt, sand, apparently they let the monkeys ride in the car during part of the trip, and let them play wit the keys. My keys had grease on them.

Now, I'm not the most fastidious of persons. My current car is not clean. Not remotely clean. Not close. I drive on construction sites, farms, salvage yards, in rain, sleet, mud, and grease-flinging monkey fights. But it still looks better than the California playa-dust and honey crusted, grease-speckled replacement.

My hate is a burning, potent, spiky thing. I want my fucking new car to be fucking clean.

*seethe*
 
shucks, thanks.

I need to explain to these pesky customers that I have a LIFE on the INTERNET, for gods' sake, and I need to be able to pay attention to it. They keep coming in wanting to buy things and ask questions and stuff.

Jeez. If they didn't pay my rent I wouldn't have to have the doors open at all...

I'm around, but horribly distracted.

Did I mention I MET THE FOOL?

bj
 
That's horrible, bij. You'd think they would understand. The internet is important.

Bastard customers and their lousy money.
 
Hope I'm not intruding, but...

ok now I'm hot for BOTH of you.

Talking of cars, the one I remember most fondly was a 1966 Karmann Ghia that I drove back in 1986 or thereabouts. Gods, I was so in love with that car.

It was just like this only it was British racing green and had a slightly mushed in nose, as virtually all Ghias do. The shocks were pretty much gone, so it sat about 6 inches off the ground. When it overheated, my boyfriend would have to crawl underneath and jump the starter spark with a pair of needlenose pliers. It was his job because he was thinner than I was. Lawl.

Eventually we broke up and I had to let him have his car back. Dammit.

Lost, I'm so glad you wrote for that challenge. It's excellent to see everyone being able to vent this way.

good morning/ afternoon / evening!

bj

ETA: LOL LOL LOL look what I just found!


Well hello all, I've just discovered the Bistro, and I hope you all don't mind if I join in occasionally. It was the Karmann Ghia reference that got me hooked...bj, I too learned to drive on a KG, unfortunately a '59 when it was nearly new (I am an older gentleman--just ask UnderYourSpell). It eventually caught fire, as many VW's ultimately did when the fan-belt snapped.

And Homberg, can I PM you to get instructions on getting pix on the post? I've tried, and all I get is links, like Lobstar's. I'm still trying to figure this out. Apparently I don't have permission to show an avatar. I'm trying to be a poet, not a computer geek.

This place is great.
All my favorite poets in one place.
Probably not a coincidence.
I'll try to keep up.

Hugs to all.
 
whooooo hooooooo it's the man with the conditioned tash ...... Bijou will be along soon to offer you drinks and more .......
 
And Homberg, can I PM you to get instructions on getting pix on the post? I've tried, and all I get is links, like Lobstar's. I'm still trying to figure this out. Apparently I don't have permission to show an avatar. I'm trying to be a poet, not a computer geek.

Certainly. And well met.
 
Well hello all, I've just discovered the Bistro, and I hope you all don't mind if I join in occasionally. It was the Karmann Ghia reference that got me hooked...bj, I too learned to drive on a KG, unfortunately a '59 when it was nearly new (I am an older gentleman--just ask UnderYourSpell). It eventually caught fire, as many VW's ultimately did when the fan-belt snapped.

And Homberg, can I PM you to get instructions on getting pix on the post? I've tried, and all I get is links, like Lobstar's. I'm still trying to figure this out. Apparently I don't have permission to show an avatar. I'm trying to be a poet, not a computer geek.

This place is great.
All my favorite poets in one place.
Probably not a coincidence.
I'll try to keep up.

Hugs to all.

Welcome. :)

I feel pretty safe speaking for Bijou in saying you should join in early and often.

As for the pic thing, you can't add your own avatar until you reach 100 posts. All the more reason for you to hang out and chat to use up those posts. I think when I first came here, I actually may have counted down ten or so in some thread (as in post: 86, post: 87....) to get to 100, which is like really inane. Come here and shoot the breeze instead.

I am making chocolate ice cream and foccacia today. Really. My newest kick is making all the bread we consume in my home. The ice cream is by special request. :D
 
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