Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

I'm thinking ball gags as wedding favors. I don't know what our colors are. I asked ee and he just raised an eyebrow at me. Maybe black and blue.

I would suggest spending the extra money on silicone ball gags. The synth rubber ones always draw complaints of bad taste, and sometimes aggravate latex allergies. Or you could spend a cheerful few hours tying them by hand out of nylon rope. Dyable, of course, and eminently washable. It's a modified mokey's fist knot, which lends itself to its' own brand of jokes.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*cracking up and disturbing customers*

you people are killin' me today.

Ange, I'm married to six Jews currently. He's one guy, but he has six planets in Aquarius, including his sun sign. So he's like one Jew but from six different planets.

Gemini. No wonder I'm in love with you.

baby, all you need to gag me is your kiss.

... in a good way...

And Hom, I'm laughing bitterly, because I've added a new project to my already lengthy list: arrange for an event in Wichita that would justify flying Homburg out to Kansas...

mumble mumble.... shankara.... mumble clubs mumble mumble...

 

[Angeline]

*cracking up and disturbing customers*

you people are killin' me today.

Ange, I'm married to six Jews currently. He's one guy, but he has six planets in Aquarius, including his sun sign. So he's like one Jew but from six different planets.

Gemini. No wonder I'm in love with you.

baby, all you need to gag me is your kiss.

... in a good way...

And Hom, I'm laughing bitterly, because I've added a new project to my already lengthy list: arrange for an event in Wichita that would justify flying Homburg out to Kansas...

mumble mumble.... shankara.... mumble clubs mumble mumble...

Yeah. Gemini Sun, Rising Sign. Mercury, Mars, Saturn. Or as my friend who did my chart said "All that talent and not an ounce of motivation."

And my moon is in Capricorn, so unless people get to really know me they tend to think I'm the opposite of what I really am. Which amuses me.

 

[Shankara20]

And Hom, I'm laughing bitterly, because I've added a new project to my already lengthy list: arrange for an event in Wichita that would justify flying Homburg out to Kansas...

mumble mumble.... shankara.... mumble clubs mumble mumble...[/QUOTE]
clubs - nope, ot no clubs
floggers
paddles
crops
sticks
hands
yes


but no clubs.... sorry

 

[unpredictablebijou]

It's a fun coincidence talking astrology today. I just now finished a chart that I've been working on for about two months. The cool chick is coming to pick it up today. It's dense - about 25 solid pages. I am SO not charging enough for this. But man, it's a major weight off my shoulders.

Now, unfortunately, I no longer have an excuse to avoid doing the shop taxes... oy.

I love these wedding theme plans - maybe instead of making your bridesmaids wear the traditional Ugly Dress, you can hire Homburg to do them all up in color coordinated shibari.

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

And Hom, I'm laughing bitterly, because I've added a new project to my already lengthy list: arrange for an event in Wichita that would justify flying Homburg out to Kansas...

mumble mumble.... shankara.... mumble clubs mumble mumble...

clubs - nope, ot no clubs
floggers
paddles
crops
sticks
hands
yes


but no clubs.... sorry [/QUOTE]

LOL NO! no clubs. just cool gathering spaces in Wichita. Anything like the Bistro there?

Now I'm thinking there should be a new kink category, having to do with Caveman Play Scenes. Threads over in the BDSM forum about how to properly drag someone off by the hair, fashion discussions for loincloths and fur tunics, advice on how to tie someone up with bear sinews...

But let's discuss the rest of that list...

bj

 

[Homburg]

And Hom, I'm laughing bitterly, because I've added a new project to my already lengthy list: arrange for an event in Wichita that would justify flying Homburg out to Kansas...

mumble mumble.... shankara.... mumble clubs mumble mumble...

Who needs an event? Just a place big enough for us all to hang out.

I'll tie in a barn. I don't mind. I've got cheap nylon that I don't mind gettin dirty.

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Yeah. Gemini Sun, Rising Sign. Mercury, Mars, Saturn. Or as my friend who did my chart said "All that talent and not an ounce of motivation."

And my moon is in Capricorn, so unless people get to really know me they tend to think I'm the opposite of what I really am. Which amuses me.

I have never had a chart done. I'm clueless on this stuff. Virgo, whee.

And every time I say that to someone that does astrology, they always say "Why am I not surprised?" or something similar =P

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clubs - nope, ot no clubs
floggers
paddles
crops
sticks
hands
yes


but no clubs.... sorry

Yup, exactly. No clubs. Lotsa other stuff.

 

[Homburg]

LOL NO! no clubs. just cool gathering spaces in Wichita. Anything like the Bistro there?

Now I'm thinking there should be a new kink category, having to do with Caveman Play Scenes. Threads over in the BDSM forum about how to properly drag someone off by the hair, fashion discussions for loincloths and fur tunics, advice on how to tie someone up with bear sinews...

But let's discuss the rest of that list...

bj

Wichita was a random choice. It was the first Kansan city I recognised that had an airport.

 

[champagne1982]

I need to clear a misconception from the slate...

We leave for Ontario tomorrow. I hope I'm timely in my arrival since I feel a need to sit vigil for at least a little while. This woman bathed my fevers away, kissed goodbye to disappointments, hugged gladness at happy tidings and kept a cool dark room for Lizzie and I when we had the measels together. I cannot do less than to touch her as she goes from us.

I'll be away for at least a week but my trusty laptop will attend . I plan on staying in touch if possible.

p.s. Annie, I got your pm. Thanks so much for your caring.

p.p.s That goes for all of you. I love yas bunches

 

[The_Fool]

I need to clear a misconception from the slate...

We leave for Ontario tomorrow. I hope I'm timely in my arrival since I feel a need to sit vigil for at least a little while. This woman bathed my fevers away, kissed goodbye to disappointments, hugged gladness at happy tidings and kept a cool dark room for Lizzie and I when we had the measels together. I cannot do less than to touch her as she goes from us.

I'll be away for at least a week but my trusty laptop will attend . I plan on staying in touch if possible.

Best wishes to speed you on your journey and Love offered quietly to share the vigil in silence.

 

[Homburg]

I need to clear a misconception from the slate...

We leave for Ontario tomorrow. I hope I'm timely in my arrival since I feel a need to sit vigil for at least a little while. This woman bathed my fevers away, kissed goodbye to disappointments, hugged gladness at happy tidings and kept a cool dark room for Lizzie and I when we had the measels together. I cannot do less than to touch her as she goes from us.

I'll be away for at least a week but my trusty laptop will attend . I plan on staying in touch if possible.

p.s. Annie, I got your pm. Thanks so much for your caring.

p.p.s That goes for all of you. I love yas bunches

*hugs for Champ*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

We send many lights along on your journey, sweetie. And lights for hers as well.


http://solacetemple.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/candles.jpg

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Champagne, I hope that your journey and hers are as gentle as possible.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Long as you're in here, Pandora, let me just mention that I always dig on your 5/5 work.

Can I pretend to be your alt?

I'll give you cookies. ...

bj

 

[Eluard]

Long as you're in here, Pandora, let me just mention that I always dig on your 5/5 work.

Can I pretend to be your alt?

I'll give you cookies. ...

bj

Now bj — a word from a stern fatherly-type figure. You've been waitressing here far too long and often. Let's have some more poetry from you, gal. Maybe your own 5/5.

Let's 'ave ya! Reveille has sounded.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Now bj — a word from a stern fatherly-type figure. You've been waitressing here far too long and often. Let's have some more poetry from you, gal. Maybe your own 5/5.

Let's 'ave ya! Reveille has sounded.

*sigh*

your wish is my command.

though I'm still putting poetry up; it's just that the first draft thing is not my strong point. I'm much better as a waitress.

Lemme see what i can do; I'm off for dinner now but I'll bang something up.

xo, eluard, and all.

bj

eta: well it ain't Pandora Glitters quality, but it's something. I'll do better tomorrow.

 

[loststar]

I'll pitch in to fly homberg anywhere in kansas! Ill drive anywhere for a gathering I love the idea of rope at a wedding, wish I had thought of it years ago, then those in laws wouldnt have been so pesky... If you are looking for a gethering point in kansas I offer my humble abode, its small, but I have a basement that could provide a very interesting atmosphere for rope... Just an idea

 

[Homburg]

I'll pitch in to fly homberg anywhere in kansas! Ill drive anywhere for a gathering I love the idea of rope at a wedding, wish I had thought of it years ago, then those in laws wouldnt have been so pesky... If you are looking for a gethering point in kansas I offer my humble abode, its small, but I have a basement that could provide a very interesting atmosphere for rope... Just an idea

This, plus the glowing things bij has said about you puts you firmly on the list of people I dig.



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I'm not sure what to make of these, but figured I'd post them.

The name alone made me pay attention.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Do any of your culinary skills take in Italian food? We had a great meal last night out with friends but both found it hard to sleep as we felt like we were in the tropics all night so what on earth was in the food?!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Apparently a stationary Drama Front has stalled out over the midwest this week, and at last report we had at least five inches of accumulation in High Temper Weirdness and several short hailbursts of Bizarre Miscommunication.

So the shop's sorta busy, cause this is where people land when they have Weirdness and need Answers.

But I'm around for a bit yet. On and off but here, just in case anyone needs a drink or some dessert.

Hom, those shooz are hawt. When I have more time, I was thinking of a little blog on how I finally sorta understand girl shoes.

or at least the instinct that makes one want to fuck a girl who is wearing them...

and well, Italian food isn't my specialty but i have noticed that if you're not used to that serious a carbo-load, and don't plan to go for a 60-mile bike ride right after dinner, it can make you feel a little... heavy.

that's as smart as I get today, sorry. except for this:

The capitol of Kansas is Topeka, and there are hemp leaves painted round the dome of the capitol building there.


bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

Do any of your culinary skills take in Italian food?

My greatest skill relative to Italian food is the knowledge that, if I add tons o' fresh Bell pepper, olives, diced tomato, and mushrooms to Prego or Ragu tomato and basil spaghetti sauce, it tastes better. It doesn't hurt to add more basil and oregano, either.

Oh, and vermicelli noodles take about 8 minutes to cook in boiling water at approximately 1000 ft (about 305 m) AMSL.

I don't know enough about the pharmacology of herbs to comment on the effect you observed, but it wouldn't keep me from the food!

 

[Angeline]

Apparently a stationary Drama Front has stalled out over the midwest this week, and at last report we had at least five inches of accumulation in High Temper Weirdness and several short hailbursts of Bizarre Miscommunication.

So the shop's sorta busy, cause this is where people land when they have Weirdness and need Answers.

But I'm around for a bit yet. On and off but here, just in case anyone needs a drink or some dessert.

Hom, those shooz are hawt. When I have more time, I was thinking of a little blog on how I finally sorta understand girl shoes.

or at least the instinct that makes one want to fuck a girl who is wearing them...

and well, Italian food isn't my specialty but i have noticed that if you're not used to that serious a carbo-load, and don't plan to go for a 60-mile bike ride right after dinner, it can make you feel a little... heavy.

that's as smart as I get today, sorry. except for this:

The capitol of Kansas is Topeka, and there are hemp leaves painted round the dome of the capitol building there.


bj

Christian Louboutin makes the sexiest girl shoes ever. Never mind that they're like $800 a pair, they're drop dead gawjus. And supposedly engineered so as to not destroy your feet wearing them, but I wouldn't know. I've never bought a pair of $800 shoes. But I totally would wear these if I had money to burn~

http://charlesandmarie.com/blog/maries_closet/wp-content/christian_louboutin_mouche_shoes.jpg

Louboutin's trademark is that the soles of all his shoes are bright red. Now there's a man who understands how to make metaphor sell.

 

[Homburg]

Hom, those shooz are hawt. When I have more time, I was thinking of a little blog on how I finally sorta understand girl shoes.

or at least the instinct that makes one want to fuck a girl who is wearing them...

bj

That is pretty much the core response to proper shoes. - "I wonder how those would look in the air?"

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Christian Louboutin makes the sexiest girl shoes ever. Never mind that they're like $800 a pair, they're drop dead gawjus. And supposedly engineered so as to not destroy your feet wearing them, but I wouldn't know. I've never bought a pair of $800 shoes. But I totally would wear these if I had money to burn~

The vast majority of the cars I've bought in my life cost less than those shoes, and I got considerably more mileage out of them, and vastly less foot wear and tear.

They were not, as a rule, as sexy as those shoes. Though my 66 Mustang was pretty hot, and my 71 was a monster.

 

[Angeline]

That is pretty much the core response to proper shoes. - "I wonder how those would look in the air?"

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The vast majority of the cars I've bought in my life cost less than those shoes, and I got considerably more mileage out of them, and vastly less foot wear and tear.

They were not, as a rule, as sexy as those shoes. Though my 66 Mustang was pretty hot, and my 71 was a monster.

The truth is if I wore heels that high and thin I'd probably feel like I was dying after walking a block. Then again as you point out there's no real reason to walk anywhere in them.

As we know my Olds 442 was very hawt, but I always preferred the Trimuph Spitfires and Fiat Spiders and my total dream car would be this 1959 Austin Healey.

http://www.nextcar.com.au/e.I.2005.mfs.Austin.Healey.3000.1959.JPG

 

[tungtied2u]

The truth is if I wore heels that high and thin I'd probably feel like I was dying after walking a block. Then again as you point out there's no real reason to walk anywhere in them.

As we know my Olds 442 was very hawt, but I always preferred the Trimuph Spitfires and Fiat Spiders and my total dream car would be this 1959 Austin Healey.

http://www.nextcar.com.au/e.I.2005.mfs.Austin.Healey.3000.1959.JPG

Back in the early 60's when I lived in North Jersey, and my dad began his midlife crisis he bought one of these to commute in back to Manhattan and back.

http://wilsonmotorco.com/images/'62%20TR4,%20red--black,%20%20(titled%20'63)%20008.jpg

After about 6 months of dueling semis and concrete highway bumps his crisis took a decidedly more comfortable turn and he got a green 63 Lincoln Continental, with a hood that opened back to front and suicide doors ( which also came in handy for the kids taking a pit stop on long trips)... )