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[cloudy]

A little Rock 101 for you, Scouries. The name Pink Floyd comes from two American bluesmen, Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council. In their own country they couldn't be seated in a restaraunt, forced to ride in the backs of buses etc, people like them were legends in Britain. It was musicians like Council, Anderson, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, BB King etc that influenced young Brits like Eric Clapton, David Gilmore, Mick Jagger, John Lennon etc. Outcasts in thier homeland, they were revered in England.

You forgot the granddaddy of them all: Robert Johnson.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

You forgot the granddaddy of them all: Robert Johnson.

I could have gone on forever...Blind Willie McTell, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Houndog Taylor, Pinetop Perkins, John Lee Hooker, Leadbelly, Sonny Terry, Brownie McGhee....

"The blues had a baby, and they called it rock n roll."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=upk8FivXTbc

 

[elfin_odalisque]

You know I couldn’t figure out what was going on…all these people coming out of the woodwork to bash little old me. Then someone wised me up – the 1st Quarter is coming to an end and everyone had to make their AHland 1st Quarter 2008 ‘Insult Scouries’ quota. So it was no surprise for me this morning to see that Elfin Odalisque had decided to join the fray. Yes, that great defender of free speech, old ‘Miss Cheap Shot Artist’ herself. Apparently she’s been working for the last twelve weeks honing this memorable line, What eloquent writing:

If you hang by your toes in the dark in a rat-infested basement, it's not easy to see the joy we humans enjoy. Would you want a greeting from such a septic sore?

Here’s what I told her the last time we met: I know there is a history here of trying to silence everyone that has an attitude or opinion that isn’t held by the majority. I also am quite familiar with the bodies of those you’ve trampled in your quest for AH purity. The many you’ve driven away. The tears shed by those who can’t stand up to your assaults. And now you’re ready to run me off?”

Well lady – all I got to tell you this time is FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!! Go back and join your group of friends, Cloudy, and Darkboy and the Pilot and Janet Jackson and continue your fine work of running off anyone you don’t like or who doesn’t bow down before you.

jrs

p.s. and Jomar please stop harassing me!

p.s.s. and what the hell’s with this gay prism?

The authorities ask if you were POI, posting whilst under the influence.

If not, there are nurses with soft voices and white uniforms who will help dispel your dangerous delusions. Please Mr Scouries, just walk this way, we have medication.

 

[jomar]

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p.s. and Jomar please stop harassing me!

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It wasn't me, I swear. One of your alts must have gone rogue.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It wasn't me, I swear. One of your alts must have gone rogue.

It was me, the old lesbo overposter.

 

[jomar]

It was me, the old lesbo overposter.

You're old?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're old?

Ancient...but very wise.

 

[scouries]

mick jagger was a pink flood??? yeah right....

QUOTE MOONMAN: A little Rock 101 for you, Scouries. The name Pink Floyd comes from two American bluesmen, Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council. In their own country they couldn't be seated in a restaurant, forced to ride in the backs of buses etc, people like them were legends in Britain. It was musicians like Council, Anderson, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, BB King etc that influenced young Brits like Eric Clapton, David Gilmore, Mick Jagger, John Lennon etc. Outcasts in their homeland, they were revered in England.

I don’t know, you may know something about this ancient music moonman, but I have a feeling you’re trying to pull Scouries leg. In fact I’m willing to bet that John Lennon and Mick Jagger were not members of any boy toy, gay Brit band called Pink Flood. I don’t know about the other two but definitely not those two. That Lennon guy was the American who was married to that weird Japanese girl – Yoko Nono. Some wacko shot him in Central Park. The same guy who shot Reagan.

I did check out the three videos you highlighted though and now have a pretty good idea why most of you old guys spent so much time stoned back in the good old days. Rock and Roll? More like listen for two minutes and fall asleep. Although I’m pretty sure I’d heard the last track the last time I was riding an elevator. And their video production techniques were clearly sadly lacking. Wasting twenty minutes (well I didn’t watch them all the way through) was almost worse than reading one of Darkboy’s stories. Enough said!

Now, before I make another faux pas, is the new picture you posted also an Album Cover? And if so, from what decade and country?


QUOTE MISS ODIOUS: If not, there are nurses with soft voices and white uniforms who will help dispel your dangerous delusions. Please Mr Scouries, just walk this way, we have medication.

I’m afraid miss o that you spent way too much time in your youth listening to PINK FLOOD.

Mind you, the idea of a roomful of horny nurses, their bodices open, their large breasts straining to escape the thin lacey white bras that are struggling to contain them (sorta like starrkers AV) is certainly enticing. I can remember the time a couple of years ago (I was in overnight for observation after I suffered a concussion), and I woke up in the middle of the night and this sweet little candystriper was at the edge of my bed, leaning over my legs, her wet tongue lovingly running up and down my penis … And even though I don’t remember much after that I’m pretty sure it happened.

QUOTE PILOT: Miss quesla? Good, God, man, I've never been able to read through one of those posts

Ha! I submitted samples of both yours and miss q’s posts to a panel of Harvard University forensic language experts and their findings were conclusive: “The posts of both the man known as the Pilot as well as those made by Miss Quesla originated in the same sick mind.” You can’t fool the experts ACE!

I presently have samples of Miss K’s, secretme’s and Miss D.P.’s work undergoing similar analysis.

jrs

 

[scouries]

and now for some really good news...

The second ScouriesWorld story to break through 800,000 views…thank you god!
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All-Time Most Read : Stories

#60__ 806,195 Sales ____"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned__by___scouries __12/17/06

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”Ohhh…Mommy,” I Groaned

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It’s writing stories like the above one that helps explain why I don’t have as much time as most of you have for posting. Writing mega royalty earning, best sellers simply precludes posting thousands of times every year.

jrs

 

[sr71plt]

The second ScouriesWorld story to break through 800,000 views…thank you god!
[size=+3]literotica.com[/size]

All-Time Most Read : Stories

#60__ 806,195 Sales ____"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned__by___scouries __12/17/06

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”Ohhh…Mommy,” I Groaned

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It’s writing stories like the above one that helps explain why I don’t have as much time as most of you have for posting. Writing mega royalty earning, best sellers simply precludes posting thousands of times every year.

jrs

By all means write more stories. Your list looks a little anemic and monotonous.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I don’t know, you may know something about this ancient music moonman, but I have a feeling you’re trying to pull Scouries leg. In fact I’m willing to bet that John Lennon and Mick Jagger were not members of any boy toy, gay Brit band called Pink Flood. I don’t know about the other two but definitely not those two. That Lennon guy was the American who was married to that weird Japanese girl – Yoko Nono. Some wacko shot him in Central Park. The same guy who shot Reagan.

jrs

Nope, everything I told you was the truth. You may want to do some research, it seems your knowledge of music is somewhat lacking.

Oh, and today's picture is the Album cover of Pink Floyd's album, Animals....

 

[Darkniciad]

By all means write more stories. Your list looks a little anemic and monotonous.

Writing more stories isn't going to change that

 

[Black Tulip]

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I don’t know .... That Lennon guy was the American who was married to that weird Japanese girl – Yoko Nono. Some wacko shot him in Central Park.
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jrs

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/Animatie%2053.gif

I guess you really don't know.

 

[sr71plt]

Writing more stories isn't going to change that

No, but, as he posted, it will keep him busy and away from here.

 

[Guest]

naughtycakes

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

We at ScouriesWorld, in our continuing effort to promote and encourage new and exciting young writing talent, have decided to bring some of these young writers to the attention of our AHland friends by putting them up here on the famed ScouriesWorld thread.

Today, to start off, we’re going to publish the following poem by a wonderful person, a friend of ours from GBland. Sassy and sexy, we give you miss naughtycakes. Enjoy:

4:34 a.m.
by naughtycakes©


My Cunt
Like a carnivorous flower
Opens and contracts
To the beat of life.

I give it full identity,
It's beautiful and deep
Craving...
Funny, how it's always
Down there,
But sometimes I hardly notice it
It's dormant
Until...
It yawns awake,
Slowly, or
With a start, and
Suddenly,
It's the center of my existence,
Overlord to the rest of me,
My senses askew,
It captures energy
And reneges,
Universal exchange
Takes the edge off,

It's a good time
Blanketed by the rainsong outside
To listen to hypnotic salty music
And contemplate
My Cunt.​

For more of this poet’s works click on:

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NAMELY NAUGHTYCAKES

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And here's some music from Gabby for the MOONMAN - a million+ seller

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Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
V.P. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
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miami beach, florida

 

[ZanyRaine]

I don’t know, you may know something about this ancient music moonman, but I have a feeling you’re trying to pull Scouries leg. In fact I’m willing to bet that John Lennon and Mick Jagger were not members of any boy toy, gay Brit band called Pink Flood. I don’t know about the other two but definitely not those two. That Lennon guy was the American who was married to that weird Japanese girl – Yoko Nono. Some wacko shot him in Central Park. The same guy who shot Reagan.

I feel like I've stepped into a bad episode of The Twilight Zone. You seriously don't know who these people are, do you? Or are you just trying to get a reaction?

 

[sr71plt]

I Or are you just trying to get a reaction?

Bingo

 

[Darkniciad]

Bingo

That and his brain is probably so clogged with malted hops and bong resin that he actually believes half of his looney-toon blathering

 

[Black Tulip]

Bingo

I know, I fell for it, didn't I?

 

[Stella_Omega]

That and his brain is probably so clogged with malted hops and bong resin that he actually believes half of his looney-toon blathering

That may or may not be so.

But if he believes what he says, no conversation in the world will un-dement him.

And if he's putting you on, everything you say is troll-food.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

That may or may not be so.

But if he believes what he says, no conversation in the world will un-dement him.

And if he's putting you on, everything you say is troll-food.

I think they're all trying an experiment with the hypothesis: "If we post enough on this man's thread, he will eventually implode."

Or perhaps give up and go away?

I'm not sure which... but something like that?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, I post here too, once in a while, so...

 

[scouries]

Seeing the first quarter of 2008 is almost up I’d just like to say:

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“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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Aren’t they wonderful!!!

 

[scouries]

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Candy Cane Cocked Cousin…and Mom

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