the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread

Hi honeys! I'm home.... and officially on disability. I tried, really I did, but I just can't work as sick as I am right now. :(

The truly funny/sad/ironic thing is that as long as I'm still in grad school, between disability and my stipend and my scholarship, I actually got a raise when I admitted that I couldn't work anymore... I'm still sort of starving student-ish, but I'm not in dire straits either.
 
HEE! I've missed being bad with Grace on Yahoo...

And Netz has that hottie av thing going on again.
 
There should be a goddamned reward for the self-control I have exercised this week.

I don't think there will be.
 
Growling Doms could be the latest thing in phone sex.

*facepalm*

More than one phone conversation has had something akin to this occur:

Me: *rambling on about somesuch*
Female friend: *moans quietly*
Me: Um, are you okay?
FF: *slightly breathless* Oh, yes, keep talking...
Me: Okay *rambles on some more*
FF: *gasps a bit*
Me: Are you sure you're okay?
FF: Mmmhmmm
Me: Ooookay. *rambles a bit more*
FF: *obvious gasps and excited noises*
Me: Are you touching yourself while I'm nattering on?
FF: *dreamily* Mmmm, maybe...

Seriously.

You would think that the person on the other end of the phone would at least share the fact that she is masturbating. I may not be giggled up on phone sex, but I could at least try to make it more interesting than just me talking about whatever.
 
*facepalm*

More than one phone conversation has had something akin to this occur:

Me: *rambling on about somesuch*
Female friend: *moans quietly*
Me: Um, are you okay?
FF: *slightly breathless* Oh, yes, keep talking...
Me: Okay *rambles on some more*
FF: *gasps a bit*
Me: Are you sure you're okay?
FF: Mmmhmmm
Me: Ooookay. *rambles a bit more*
FF: *obvious gasps and excited noises*
Me: Are you touching yourself while I'm nattering on?
FF: *dreamily* Mmmm, maybe...

Seriously.

You would think that the person on the other end of the phone would at least share the fact that she is masturbating. I may not be giggled up on phone sex, but I could at least try to make it more interesting than just me talking about whatever.

How rude! (She says with a laugh.) :kiss: I'd at least ask you if I could and not do it if you said no...
 
How rude! (She says with a laugh.) :kiss: I'd at least ask you if I could and not do it if you said no...

Well, I have to admit, the first time it happened it was smoking hot.

And the answer to that question would be yes, of course. Just make sure that you ask permission before you come. :kiss:
 
I always ask.... And beg. And whimper. And er, stuff...:eek:

I love begging and whimpering. It really is a great way to ensure that a yes will be forthcoming.... after a while. Once I've gotten enough whimpering. You know, because it's tasty.
 
I love begging and whimpering. It really is a great way to ensure that a yes will be forthcoming.... after a while. Once I've gotten enough whimpering. You know, because it's tasty.

Scary man! I like that in a person...
 
*tries not to pant so hard*

stop it...bad bad man

Much like whimpering, I enjoy panting. It does such lovely things to the feminine anatomy, and is frequently accompanied by very becoming colour in the cheeks, dilation in the pupils, and general distress/desire on the part of the lovely lass involved in the panting.

All of these are positives in my book.

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Okay. I can accept that.
 
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