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Naughtycakes Now!!!!!!!

SaintPeter said:
The battery was dead so they just put the wheel on my Bosch and went to town.

Thanks!
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You have a Bosch? You could do brain surgery in the Ukraine. :eek:

Just heard a report on NPR today about a British neurologist who was operating on patients in the Ukraine with a Bosch drill... said it was for charity and they couldn't afford the state-of-the-art medical equipment normally used in brain surgeries, so the Bosch was the next best thing.
 
The next group on my list, 10 people who’ve all posted between 30-40,000 times, are listed below. Only three of the ten have listed a favorite. This makes a total so far of only 6 out of 24 who’ve taken the time to designate one or more favorites.

:nana:EnglishLady 39,000+
(major wacko but she has favorites!!!!)
vetteman 36,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
:rose:Stuponfucious 35,000+
(Good for you – you have a good group of favorites)
Batchoohus 34,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Shagly 33,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - vanity press author)
Image 32,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet H+H but sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - great breasts!)
:kiss:cloudy 31,000+ OMG!
(Cloudy has favorites!!!! HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

If you are one of the [size=+2]GBers[/size] who hasn’t yet named some favorites why don’t you just do it?

C’mon…participate…Do it! Just click:

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NAUGHTYCAKES!!!!
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who knew????

Yesterday, Laurel made the following post:

Congratulations to December 2007's Category Nominees
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On the 15th of every month (or thereabouts), we tally up the votes from stories submitted during the previous month. The story in each category with the best voting score compared to all other stories submitted that month is automatically eligible for the 2007 Literotica Author Awards voting.

At the end of the year, we will have 12 nominees in each category. The 4 stories in each category with the best voting scores at the end of the year will go on to the final voting. One will be selected in each category as the top story for 2007.

Congratulations to the authors below, whose stories were ranked top in their category for the month. These are December's eligible works.
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POETRY
[size=+2]Erotic Poetry - 4:34 a.m. / naughtycakes[/size]


And I scouries would like to second the congratulations.

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WELL DONE NAUGHTYCAKES​
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AND HERE IS THE WINNING POEM:

4:34 a.m.
by naughtycakes©


My Cunt
Like a carnivorous flower
Opens and contracts
To the beat of life.

I give it full identity,
It's beautiful and deep
Craving...
Funny, how it's always
Down there,
But sometimes I hardly notice it
It's dormant
Until...
It yawns awake,
Slowly, or
With a start, and
Suddenly,
It's the center of my existence,
Overlord to the rest of me,
My senses askew,
It captures energy
And reneges,
Universal exchange
Takes the edge off,

It's a good time
Blanketed by the rainsong outside
To listen to hypnotic salty music
And contemplate
My Cunt.​
 
more: this user has no favorites...

The next group on my list, 12 people who’ve all posted between 20-30,000 times, is listed below. None of them have listed a favorite. NOT ONE!!!! This makes a total so far of only 6 out of 36 who’ve taken the time to designate one or more favorites.

koalabear 29,000+
(he’s male and this user does not have any favorites yet)
Cathleen 28,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet but has 19 H’s, a GBer record)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - I am a 30-year-old virgin, Claire…I don't get a lot of opportunity to meet men and, when I do, I don't know how to act socially)
Morcheeba 27,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
ProblemChild 26,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
JazzManJim 25,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - cunnilingun expert)
P B Walker 24,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
SaintPeter 24,000+
(no favorites yet - definately the smartest GBer and the only winner of a Walnut!)
lovetoread 23,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet - a poet and a poster)
Byron in Exile 21,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
phrodeau 20,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)
Hester 20,000+
(This user does not have any favorites yet)



If you are one of the [size=+2]GBers[/size] who hasn’t yet named some favorites why don’t you just do it?

C’mon…participate…Do it! Just click:

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WELL DONE NAUGHTYCAKES​
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naughtycakes said:
Ummmm.... Excuse you!!! I CARE!!!! Me, the winner of the December Erotic Poetry thing-a-magig! So VOTE NOW and VOTE OFTEN, and if you have any dead relatives.... get them to vote, too...
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Congratulations!!


I love the new AV. :heart:
 
Ok I just read Naughtycakes. A great read! More Naughtycakes stories please!
 
Redatlit said:
Congratulations!!
I love the new AV. :heart:
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Thanks, Red! What can I say, I was truly inspired...

Not Normal said:
Nice win pervy girl!
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Thanks, Fuzzy! If you had a cunt like mine, you'd write poetry to it, too...

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I would like to thank all the little people of the GB, even though they haven't voted for me as a Favorite, I would like to thank the Almighty, whether he's dead or not, but most of all I would like to thank my muse, my inspiration.... my Cunt :heart:
 
naughtycakes.....

where are your goi sex stories ??
I've been looking and can't find them ?

sluttastic !!
 
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