Damn dog barking when we are amorous!

[Shankara20]

ok - This is for real - I need some advice about my girlfriend's dog barking when we are amorous!

I do believe we discussed this a bit in some other thread but I do not recall where or when.

Habanero (that is what I call my girlfriend at times), any way, Habanero has had the male terrier for 10 years. He, the dog, is devoted to her. He, the dog, is well trained. He and I have being friends over the last 6 months - he is fine with me taking him for walks just the two of us. I feed him the nights I stay over to help create a bond.

But that damn dog can tell the moment we start to get warned up sexually - even behind closed doors. If we are setting on the couch watching TV with dog asleep in the room he, the dog, looks up the moment our lips touch.

In bed, morning or night, with him, the dog, our of the room and with the door closed he, the dog, will start to whine the moment I touch Habanero's breast - I kid you not.

He, the dog, will bark and whine and howl as long as we continue to make love. After it is all over he, the dog, is an emotional wreck - as are we, the two humans.

At times she gives him a rawhide bone that keeps him occupied. But for reasons I don't fully understand she, Habanero, does not always want to give him, the dog, one.

I do not want to risk giving her, Habanero, the "me-or-him" thingie - yet!

HELP!!!!!

 

[HottieMama]

OK...I really have no advice, but i am giggling like a loon at "Habanero."

 

[kushielstoy]

Strange but yes it worked...

I had the same problem with my 9 year old Sheppard mix. Every time me and my sweetie got close he, the dog, would start howling like no tomorrow.

My best friend is a veterinarian and per her suggestion I had my lover pee on the dog. Canines are very Pac oriented and it has something to do with the pecking order and the alpha shit.


So…………


We took the dog outside on a leash and had my guy pee on the dog. We did this in the afternoon and let it soak in for a while before giving the dog a quick bath. Doggie now has no problem when boyfriend and I snuggle and such.

Good Luck

 

[Shankara20]

OK...I really have no advice, but i am giggling like a loon at "Habanero."

and you are just looking for trouble

 

[Shankara20]

I had the same problem with my 9 year old Sheppard mix. Every time me and my sweetie got close he, the dog, would start howling like no tomorrow.

My best friend is a veterinarian and per her suggestion I had my lover pee on the dog. Canines are very Pac oriented and it has something to do with the pecking order and the alpha shit.


So…………


We took the dog outside on a leash and had my guy pee on the dog. We did this in the afternoon and let it soak in for a while before giving the dog a quick bath. Doggie now has no problem when boyfriend and I snuggle and such.

Good Luck

very interesting - I will have to give this some thought.


very interesting indeed....

 

[HottieMama]

and you are just looking for trouble

Me???? Trouble???? Not little, sweet, innocent me....




(Seriously, i think it's really cute...no offense meant.)

 

[Shankara20]

Me???? Trouble???? Not little, sweet, innocent me....




(Seriously, i think it's really cute...no offense meant.)

no offense taken
just wanted to get a little Toppy

 

[HottieMama]

no offense taken
just wanted to get a little Toppy

**shivers**

Dear god...Do you have ANY idea what you did for the "mental porn" tapes in my head?

 

[Shankara20]

**shivers**

Dear god...Do you have ANY idea what you did for the "mental porn" tapes in my head?

need a tissue?

 

[HottieMama]

need a tissue?

Beach towel might work better.

 

[kushielstoy]

All things being relative!!

very interesting - I will have to give this some thought.


very interesting indeed....

I know that it may seem a little drastic, well at least I thought it did 2 years ago. Boyfriend and I had tried EVERYTHING even giving my dog a t shirt of BF to sleep with when bf was not staying over. My dog Loved BF but when we started to get intimate doggie would go nuts.

My friend the vet explained that dog was used to me as Alpha and that my dog was trying to assert his place in the Pac orientation over my BF.

She said that "Marking ones territory, and signs of dominance are very common in the animal world."

Flash forward 2 years later and I have found the lit boards, and I am starting to explore BDSM and well….. Yes I guess that it does make sense!!!

It truly did work and we had no more problems!!

 

[Homburg]

Yup, it's a pack dominance thing. Pissing would work, and so would a number of other things. Pissing is probably the most severe, but also the least violent. Roll him over on his back and pinch his throat of belly like you are biting him. Some dogs also respond to being grabbed just in front of their hind legs and having those legs lifted off the ground. Depends on how tenacious he is.

Obviously you would probably not want to try to assert violent physical dominance over a Sheppard mix like in KushielsToy's case.

Course it does beg the question as to whether or not it's kinky to engage in pissplay beastiality. And then the question probably lies on whether or not you enjoyed it.



NOTE: I grew up spending many summers on my granddad's farm, and dealing with packs of bear and racoon hunting dogs. You do NOT fuck about with those sorts of animals. Friendly does NOT work all that far on that sort of dog. Scary works. Especially when you're 8 years old and the dog and you are of similar size. I love dogs, and treat them well, but I don't tolerate dominance issues from any dog.

To date, I've only met one dog that never quite got it into his head which of us was the alpha, and that was my aunt's chihuahua , Chi-chi. Chic-chi was a brilliant dog, and had loads of personality. He was a cross between a chihuahua and something significantly larger, as he was the size of a good terrier. All I could think was that his chihuahua sire had to be the most tenacious, evil dog on the face of the planet to produce such a monstrous, calculating villain of a dog as his get. Still, Chi-chi and I had fun, as I was the only one amongst my cousins that he would tolerate for a walking partner. Eeeeevil dog.

 

[kushielstoy]

And if you garden...

I also have had great luck managing garden critters with this method. (Flowers not veggies!)

I don’t like to use chemicals so to keep the squirrels and bunnies from digging up the tulips and such as they start to emerge, I have several guy friends over for my annual "Steak and shake dinner"!

Organic steak on the grill served medium rare, the bloodier the better, then before they leave they will go out and border the gardens!

It WORKS!!!

The morning after pee is the most potent. The vet says that the critters can smell the flesh and will stay away.

 

[Homburg]

I also have had great luck managing garden critters with this method. (Flowers not veggies!)

I don’t like to use chemicals so to keep the squirrels and bunnies from digging up the tulips and such as they start to emerge, I have several guy friends over for my annual "Steak and shake dinner"!

Organic steak on the grill served medium rare, the bloodier the better, then before they leave they will go out and border the gardens!

It WORKS!!!

The morning after pee is the most potent. The vet says that the critters can smell the flesh and will stay away.

That is awesome. I never thought about predator piss as a way to control vermin. Wow.

 

[kushielstoy]

Fyi

That is awesome. I never thought about predator piss as a way to control vermin. Wow.

Some Zoos will sell Big Cat Piss, Lions, Tigers, and such, but it is pretty expensive and my cat went CRAZY!!!

PS Bat Guano makes for the Best fertilizer for gardens, veggie and flowers!

 

[Shankara20]

wow - cool info - I just spoke to Habanero on the phone and told her about the direction this thread was going. At first it was very quiet on her end, then a long "ooooooKayyyy, I guess I can see how that might work" - then she had to go. Now I'm wondering what our next conversation will be like

 

[EmpressFi]

Not to this extent, but my brother and sister in law had an issue with their new puppy in that she saw my brother in law as alpha, then my sister in law as beneath her. You're already doing one thing they were told to do, feed the dog. The dog needs to realize that he receives food from you. Also, when you do go outside, the dog leaves last, to show that it is lowest in the pack.

 

[PublicAffection]

We also had this problem when we would start to throw down. I have a Great-Dane/Boxer mix and he was NOT happy that some dude was ravaging me. We have rather vigerous sex, and I think that Goliath (aptly named) really thought that something bad was happening to me and that my lover was trying to hurt me.

We had a lot of sex, and afterwards I would pet him <after getting dressed, lol> and tell him everything was ok. Eventually we had sex often enough that he just got used to it and now he doesn't even wake up, even when I'm moaning and crying out at the top of my lungs.

I think you just need more sex. lol.

 

[kushielstoy]

It was time for the old dog to let me have a few new tricks!

wow - cool info - I just spoke to Habanero on the phone and told her about the direction this thread was going. At first it was very quiet on her end, then a long "ooooooKayyyy, I guess I can see how that might work" - then she had to go. Now I'm wondering what our next conversation will be like

Like your sweet pepper, I LOVE MY DOG! But at the time, I thought about how wonderfully spoiled he had become: sleeping on the couch, jumping on my bed, front seat of the car (dog not bf!) I realized that I had been giving my pup the wrong message.

He is a Husky, Sheppard mix and in the very beginning I was VERY intense with his obedience training. Huskies demand lots of attention.

It drives me nuts when people don’t control their pets. And yet over the years we had gotten a bit lazy doggie and I.

Still the thought of letting someone pee on him was not an easy concept for me to process.

In the end it worked. The dog was and is fine.

Just be calm, focused, direct and I am not joking when I say pee like you mean it! I had my dog lay down and BF stepped on the shortened leash so dog could not escape. Try to spray across the nose and around the face and back along the spine towards the hind quarters and around his tail/anus if you can.

2 years later, the BF is gone but I still have my dog.

PS. Dog is back to sleeping on the bed with me!

 

[stickwork]

Sammmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[YourCaptor]

Depending if there is any beating of sorts going on, the dog may have interpreted you guys close together as something bad.

Or, the more likely problem, he things he owns Habanero, so when you touch her he gets pissed. In this case it is not necessary to pee on the dog, dogs naturally look up to humans as authority figures, so all you have to do, is for her to start acting with authority. If she is in charge and decides to do something the dog will go with it. But if the dog sees no structure it will do whatever it feels to be right.

Taking the alpha role with dogs is one of the easiest things you can do, simply think of the dog as an animal. Sometimes the dog will rebel when you take the lead, when that happens you got to do the “earth to dog” thing, snap their mind back into reality and keep it their. This is where many of those toys we use become actual tools.

If the dog views only you as bellow it in rank, that should be an easy fix, just have Habanero prefer you over it, so that you always come first. That means you get feed first, you get more attention, if there is a conflict you come out on top, and if the dog doesn’t like it too bad, snap his mind back into place.

 

[graceanne]

*snort* I don't have anything helpful to suggest, we've never let our dogs in our room, cause of my allergies. I just think it's funny.

Kinda reminds me of the problems I had with my cat after we got a roommate with cats. Tiara was a torty, and as many people know, torty's do not like other cats. She would go out of her way to crap on K's clothes (she blamed it on him). We had to give her to my mom, though, cause K was about to seriously lose it with her.

 

[SirLeo]

Not Much Advice for the Dog

Pissing on the dog sounds emotionally rewarding, but a bit extreme. I think you should contact the dog whisperer or your vet. In any event, I have a suggestion, about your pet name. In spanish anything refering to the female ends with an a. Habenero is a male oreitned name. You might think about calling her habanera. Unless the o is part of your D/s thing. Take it or leave it.
Good luck.

 

[Shankara20]

Pissing on the dog sounds emotionally rewarding, but a bit extreme. I think you should contact the dog whisperer or your vet. In any event, I have a suggestion, about your pet name. In spanish anything refering to the female ends with an a. Habenero is a male oreitned name. You might think about calling her habanera. Unless the o is part of your D/s thing. Take it or leave it.
Good luck.

Even if I was going to pee on the dog, I expect Habanera (thank you), would bring in her dog behaviorist first.

We shall see.

 

[HottieMama]

The thought of you pissing on the dog is giving me the giggles now.