HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

[breakwall]

I provided my designation, encrypted, of Favorite Author to Dixon Carter Lee.

PM him and he will tell you what my choice is.

I do this solely for security reasons.

Hi, Bryanin.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hi, Bryanin.

Dude, don't be using my secret Ultra-Lit name on the boards.

I told you before.

Geez, you Canadians, it's like "hey no secrets man!"

Fucking this is the era of confidential information. Information is power. You don't just give that shit away, y'dig?

 

[Recidiva]

Dude, don't be using my secret Ultra-Lit name on the boards.

I told you before.

Geez, you Canadians, it's like "hey no secrets man!"

Fucking this is the era of confidential information. Information is power. You don't just give that shit away, y'dig?

You have to be firm with Canadians and say "Eh."

Really, you have to know how to talk to THOSE PEOPLE.

 

[breakwall]

"Eh."

This is the first thing you've ever said that makes sense.

 

[Recidiva]

This is the first thing you've ever said that makes sense.

*sings* "We Are the Wooooorld...."

 

[LadyAria]

...and what a great day for it! [size=+2]CALLE OCHO[/SIZE]


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“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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Aren’t they wonderful!!!

[size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…and sorted by post quantity…

NOW 89 GBerS and cloudy... 1,730,000+ posts….and all these [size=+2]Red H’s[/size]…who knew?

Have you designated [size=+2]

NAUGHTYCAKES

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one of your favorites yet? Why not?

Thank you SaintPeter and morewickedfun for sending us your post total updates. Miss Fun becomes our second 60 thousander. Congrats ma’am!

But c’mon SaintPete – your home page says “this user does not have any favorites yet”. WTF? Click it for naughtycakes man.

HeavyStick 44,000+
(from under a rock in Cuntsville, Alabama – I know this guy doesn’t have a red H.)

killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
morewickedfun 60,000+

Le Jacquelope 59,000+
(another fifty thousander!!! What’s he doing in AHland these days?)
LukkyKnight 57,000+
Cheyenne 54,000+
Dumpling 53,000+
( more Canadians)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
Ishmael 51,000+
(who's this idiot? another of the real old boys…)

killallhippies 47,000+
(is this guy an ALT of the other kill guy, the one with 67,000 posts? That would make…)
VermillionSkye 42,000+
(This user does not have any submissions yet)
breakwall 42,000+
(H+H+H)
Bluesboy2 41,000+
(I don’t think he likes HS very much either)
pookie 40,000+
(youse guys know Brinnie? I loved her!)
Cap’nAMatrixca 40,000+

EnglishLady 39,000+
(major wacko)
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
SeanH 36,000+
Stuponfucious 35,000+
(I moved you up to 35 cause you’re so close)
Batchoohus 34,000+
Shagly 33,000+
Dixon Carter Lee 33,000+
(vanity press author)
Image 32,000+
(H+H but sadly, apparently she can’t read)
pink_ 32,000+
(great breasts!)
cloudy 30,000+ OMG!
(HER MOST FAMOUS QUOTE: I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

koalabear 29,000+
(he’s male and this user does not have any favorites yet)
Cathleen 28,000+
(19 H’s, a GBer record)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
(I am a 30-year-old virgin, Claire…I don't get a lot of opportunity to meet men and, when I do, I don't know how to act socially)
Morcheeba 27,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
ProblemChild 26,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
JazzManJim 25,000+
(cunnilingun expert)
P B Walker 24,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
SaintPeter 24,000+
(definately the smartest GBer and the only winner of a Walnut!)
lovetoread 23,000+
(a poet and a poster)
phrodeau 20,000+
Byron in Exile 20,000+
Hester 20,000+

LadyFunkenstein 19,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
rosco rathbone 19,000+
(author of “The Sucking of a Jew”)
tortoise 18,000+
(we’ve been waiting six years for chapter 2)
bronzeage 18,000+
(Jeesus, you’re the author known as SamuelX?)
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
1hotbabe 14,000+
(another old timer)
Cade is Here 14,000+
HornyBabe1965 13,000+
(you joined ten months ago and already have 13,000 posts?)
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet)
KravMaga 12,000+
(he keeps this up he’ll have 13,000+ this week)
butterscotch_ 10,000+
(this user does not have any favorites yet and she don't do phone sex)
atmas 10,000+
Queersetti 10,000+
(Who wants to bet that 200 of the 250 favorite authors write incest stories? I do! How much?)

Nipples Mcgee 9,000+
Wrong Element 8,000+
Bidin~Time 8,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
(has also written stories and has a red H)
raindancer 7,000+
SilvaTungDevil 7,000+
Quoll 7,000+
isthisdesire 7,000+
LadyAria 7,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Raidho 6,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(dumb as dirt – but you know, I’m starting to like this guy)
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av, please be kind miss)
Flying Free 5,000+
(a Canadian eh?)
iceberg1 5,000+
Mrs. Sanj 5,000+
(way hot!)
Collette 4,000+
Soblue 4,000+
December 4,000+
(are you HeavyStickGirl? And who the heck is Design and Indigo Rose?)
Agent99 4,000+
(obviously a friend of HS)
Redatlit 3,000 almost
firespin 3,000+
(both naughtycakes and I thank you)
wideeyedone 2,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Legenda 1,000+
stickwork 1,000+
foxinsox 1,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000]
[size=+2]naughtycakes[/size] 1,000+
(a great writer and my favorite GBer – I’ve designated her a FAVORITE)
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
Mythical less than 1,000
Emni Sevillve less than 1,000
NotNormal
(thank you sir…and naughtycakes thanks you too)
vinorosso another rookie
SecretOrchid another rookie
piove essa less than 1
_prudence_
(just shut up and vote!)
Fat Rider hardly any
(why are so many Canadians fat these days?)
bryan2929
(another rookie – thanks for the vote man)
darkniciad 1,000+
(aka darkboy, this little guys an AHer with a small penis and unfortunately, an obsession with fecal matter)​

I do write.

I have 8 red H's. I had more before I took some of my stories down after they were stolen from other sites.

Naughtycakes is mine

How did my name get on a list of GBers? I haven't gotten my membership card?

 

[scouries]

LadyAria 7,000+
(has favorites –but unfortunately miss n isn’t one of them yet. And LA does have 7 red H’s – Baraka is hot! )

 

[LadyAria]

LadyAria 7,000+
(has favorites –but unfortunately miss n isn’t one of them yet. And LA does have 7 red H’s – Baraka is hot! )

8...poems count too.

I haven't read her story yet. I haven't read any stories lately.

Naughtycakes is still mine.

 

[Saint Peter]

What about my poem?

Best fucking poem this lame site has ever seen.

 

[LadyAria]

What about my poem?

Best fucking poem this lame site has ever seen.

Pervert Burt the Extravert rocks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pervert Burt the Extravert rocks.

Thank you, LadyAria!

 

[LadyAria]

Thank you, LadyAria!

anytime

 

[naughtycakes]

8...poems count too.

I haven't read her story yet. I haven't read any stories lately.

Naughtycakes is still mine.

Damn right poems count! And reading the last part of your post made me shiver...

 

[LadyAria]

Damn right poems count! And reading the last part of your post made me shiver...

Swing that ripe little ass over here and I'll smack it right warm.

 

[naughtycakes]

Mmmmmmmm.....

*crawls over and licks back of your knee*

 

[LadyAria]

Mmmmmmmm.....

*crawls over and licks back of your knee*

saucy little tart, tongue it like you mean it.

 

[Ishmael]

LadyAria 7,000+
(has favorites –but unfortunately miss n isn’t one of them yet. And LA does have 7 red H’s – Baraka is hot! )

You're really into counting.

One stroke,
two strokes.
Three strokes
a dollar.

Pay me enough of those and I'll really start to holler.

It's not so much what I am,
as much as what you'll pay me.
A whore I am, a whore I'll ever be.

Just don't think I'm cheap,
there's ethics in my vice.
It's not a quesiton of what I am,
we're only talking price.

Give or take a post or two.

Ishmael

 

[Little Lady69]

WOW why all the hate towards heavy...geeezz, I met heavy when he first joined lit, and if you ask the people who really know him he is a great guy, he has shown me nothing but respect and love and he has never once refered to me as a c***. So lay off, geez

 

[angelique127]

I second the nomination...

 

[Little Lady69]

I second the nomination...

High 5 to you

 

[MisterEdMe]

What the hell is all this shit about?

 

[Saint Peter]

Scouries. Why is my post count in blue and everybody else gets green?

Don't hate me because of the Walnut.


And you know my poem kicks ass. Vote for it, fucker.

 

[lovetoread]

Scouries. Why is my post count in blue and everybody else gets green?

Don't hate me because of the Walnut.


And you know my poem kicks ass. Vote for it, fucker.

Man, his poem rocks!

 

[scouries]

famous poem from genius gb'er

LittleLady we don’t hate him – we just acknowledge the truth – HS is a cunt (and not the kind in miss naughtycakes famous poem) – not his fault, his mother should never have dressed him in girls clothes when he was in elementary school… and middle school…and high school…

SaintPeter the blue designates your status as smartest…

…and your poem is now on my favorites list…

…and for those of you who haven’t yet read this wonder…

[size=+2]Pervert Burt[/size]
by SaintPeter©


Unhurt, dick in the dirt
T-shirt torn, nipples pert
Pervert Burt the Extravert

The awesome Skirt
Boyfriend's flirt convert
Spoke to Burt
Pervert Burt the Extravert

On a spurt
Roaming hands covert
Sliding up the Skirt
Pervert Burt the Extravert

Shorts full of spurt
Dick in the dirt
Ass and teakettle invert
Pervert Burt the Extravert​

 

[Saint Peter]

You cannot buy fine poetry like that!